Irony.

Mom calls, asks me to go get something from her room since she's in a rush. Go get it, pet the dog for a couple seconds. Drop it at front door. Sit down at comp. Stare at screen blankly. Almost same as what happened to Olem I imagine except I didn't make it back in time to run.

You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Jonus!'
Ahh! I'm being attacked!!!!
Disabled the group(s), training, guard.
Jonus's freezing bite MANGLES you!
Jonus is in excellent condition.

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Jonus's freezing bite MANGLES you!
Your pain devastates Jonus!
Your pain maims Jonus!
Jonus has a few scratches.

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Jonus narrows his eyes.
Jonus's heavenly wrath *** DEVASTATES *** you!
Jonus has a few scratches.

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Jonus's freezing bite *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
Your pain devastates Jonus!
Your pain maims Jonus!
Jonus has some small wounds and bruises

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Jonus's freezing bite misses you.
Jonus's freezing bite MANGLES you!
Jonus's freezing bite MANGLES you!
Your pain MUTILATES Jonus!
Jonus's shield absorbs the impact of your pain easily.
Jonus has some small wounds and bruises

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Jonus narrows his eyes.
Jonus's heavenly wrath DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Jonus has some small wounds and bruises

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You awkwardly parry Jonus's freezing bite with a loud clang.
Jonus's freezing bite MANGLES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Jonus's freezing bite MANGLES you!
You have been KILLED!!

You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
As long as you don't attack anything.