This log is a live reanactment of actual events that took place earlier this evening.
AR Chat
Strewn about the room are broken beer bottles, used condoms, and roach clips galore. To the unexperienced eye one might think this is a room of passion. Quite on the contrary, it is more like a room of boredom, where people congregate together to make fun of you, yes YOU.
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A four foot tall Azn in black ninja attire stands here eating a bowl of chowmein.(Ramod)
A four foot tall Azn in red and blue poke-a-dot ninja attire stands here eating a bowl of rice.(Vandit \\o/)
A hard pipe hitting nigger stands here with a pair of plyers.(stu)
A hard pipe hitting nigger stands here with a blowtorch.(tard)
The ambigiously gay duo stand here, fondling eachother descretely. (bucky & mills)
A clean shaven man wearing indigo velvet overcoat, a fluffy white scarf, and a large purple hat is here, peddling his merchandise. (Baer)
A gun totin slack jawed yolkel stands here, playing a tune on his jug. (Mendek)
One AFK sob is sitting in the corner.(Hans)
A very atractive woman is standing here, modestly flaunting her beaty. (Illythia)
A tall white boy with a racoon on his head stands here cussing like a sailor.(bis)
A man in a black trenchcoat and black brimmed hat who is obviously part of the mafia stands here.(code_64)
A blond haired and bearded viking stands here, trying to impress the ladies.(Kalist)
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Mordy walks in.
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Mordy says 'Damn last night was awesome.'
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Code says 'Pawsome.'
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Baer says 'What happened?'
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Mordy says 'Got totally trashed and me and my buddy hooked up with this chick.'
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Mendek says 'I'd hook up with stu and code.'
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Stu fires up his blowtorch.
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Code snaps his fingers.
*eerie silence*
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Code scratches his head.
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Code snaps his fingers.
*silence again*
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Mendek waits patiently.
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Code sighs.
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Code whips out a cell phone and hits a the speed dial.
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Code says something into the cell phone.
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A loud gunshot is heard and bis falls to the ground, clutching his thigh and cussing.
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Code says 'Chimps, I am working with chimps.'
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Baer says 'So Mendek, how was Chro?'
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Mendek says 'Well I reckon I'd have another go at her any day.'
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Chro giggles.
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Kalist says 'So she's good eh?'
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Mendek nods.
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Kalist asks baer 'How much?'
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Baer ponders thoughtfuly.
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Baer says 'For you, $500.'
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Chro says 'Oh K_diddy you don't have to pay for me! :)'
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Illythia says 'Mind if I join you guys? I've always wanted to try a threesome..'
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Kalist beams broadly.
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Chro says 'Sure! I'm sure Kalist could handle the both of us! ;)'
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Misera says 'Hey, don't you even think about leaving me out!'
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Kalist rubs his hands in greedy anticipation.
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Kalist says 'Well ladies, shall we?'
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Kalist walks east.
Chro walks east.
Illythia walks east.
Misera walks east.
Ok so maybe the end is just a little bit altered..
