Holy hoseshit

posted on 2006-12-07 14:21:12
<595/755hp 830/938m 388/394mv calm city> Mortumar yells 'Help! Kavion is hellstreaming me!'
You bow your head as you call forth the full power of the arcane.
The ground erupts as Mortumar is caught in a searing beam of arcane light.
You fade into existence.
Your hellstream MASSACRES Mortumar!
A zombie of Acomas fades into existence.
You block A zombie of Acomas's attack with your shield.
A zombie of Acomas's slash decimates you!
Your fire shield DISMEMBERS A zombie of Acomas!
A stone golem fades into existence.
A stone golem's pierce devastates you!
A stone golem's pierce maims you!
Your fire shield MASSACRES a stone golem!
A flesh golem fades into existence.
You block a flesh golem's attack with your shield.
A flesh golem's slash mauls you.
Your fire shield decimates a flesh golem!
Mortumar's weapon advantage overcomes your parry attempt.
Mortumar's slash DISEMBOWELS you!
Mortumar's slash MUTILATES you!
Your fire shield mauls Mortumar.
An everchanging coloured dragon fades into existence.
You block an everchanging coloured dragon's attack with your shield.
An everchanging coloured dragon's flame wounds you.
Your fire shield DISEMBOWELS an everchanging coloured dragon!
Mortumar parries your stab.
Mortumar has some small wounds and bruises

<376/755hp 785/938m 388/394mv aggressive city>
Mortumar utters the words, 'candusie ruyz'.
Mortumar's rend life *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
Mortumar has some small wounds and bruises

<268/755hp 785/938m 388/394mv aggressive city>
The Ship Master wakes up and gets ready for work.
The Ship Master says 'This shop is now opened for business!'
A zombie of Acomas's slash decimates you!
You block A zombie of Acomas's attack with your shield.
Your fire shield DISMEMBERS A zombie of Acomas!
A stone golem's pierce maims you!
Your shield wobbles and barely deflects a stone golem's pierce.
Your fire shield DISMEMBERS a stone golem!
You parry a flesh golem's slash with an easy flourish.
A flesh golem's slash wounds you.
Your fire shield mauls a flesh golem.
Mortumar's slash MUTILATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Your fire shield maims Mortumar!
An everchanging coloured dragon's flame misses you.
You parry an everchanging coloured dragon's flame.
Your stab wounds Mortumar.
Mortumar has some small wounds and bruises

<150/755hp 785/938m 388/394mv aggressive city>
Mortumar utters the words, 'candusie ruyz'.
Mortumar's rend life MANGLES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You flee from combat!
The Shipyard

[Exits: north south]
A shipworker is here, running about.

<54/755hp 785/938m 386/394mv aggressive city> You aren't fighting anyone.

  1. siat Holy hoseshit -
    Mortumar's weapon advantage overcomes your parry attempt.
    Mortumar's slash DISEMBOWELS you!
    Mortumar's slash MUTILATES you!

    roflcopter
  2. Xerties Holy hoseshit -
    Yeah so I forgot weapon ward, that is still complete fucking bullshit. And he doesn't even have all his zombies. But things are just fine, totally balanced *rolls eyes*.
  3. guest Holy hoseshit -
    Well, you could have worn a mace instead of whatever you had (fork I'm guessing), and then you would have - oh, who am I kidding, that shit's just fucking rediculous.
  4. erlwith Holy hoseshit -
    Last I saw Mortumar was decked out, it can make all the difference.

    Plus, you know you're an invoker right? Why would you fight someone with four pets doing mutilates through sanc, with hellstream?

    If he's got so much damage, he may very well have low saves which means you can summon him away from those decimating pets. Now it's just you and him.... still not wearing saves? Dispel... and so forth. If you can't summon him, summon the pets, believe that you'll have much more time without them beating you senseless. You know how it's done, just got to play smart because things obviously aren't balanced and for you to beat a necro it's going to take more than a surprise hellstream.
  5. rezakhan Holy hoseshit -
    Run around and wait for his sanc to drop, then hit him with a hellstream that'll send him packing. That should disperse his pets when he flees--you can either follow up right away and hope you can keep him on the move before he gathers pets, or you can pull the same trick--run around and wait for him to drop sanc again. Going toe-to-toe as an invoker against a necro is asking for death, and was even before these recent changes. You need to play to your strengths, which against a necro is that you can sanc yourself and he cannot.
  6. mullet Holy hoseshit -
    'you can summon him away from those decimating pets. '

    Im going to assume invokers still cant summon...

    Thats some serious zombie pwnage.
  7. guest Holy hoseshit -
    Worvaz couldn't beat him one on one so nobody can.

    That's a fact boys.


    Team him.
  8. mullet Holy hoseshit -
    That is the biggest load of ignorant bullshit I have ever read.

    1) Classes differ

    2) Player styles differ. I pwn warriors/berserkers but I cant kill a paladin to save my life.

    3) People fuck up.

    Dont be stupid.
  9. guest Holy hoseshit -
    The issue is, everyone else is too newb to be able to do it. Lets see you do him in mullet.
  10. jonus Holy hoseshit -
    Mullets right, invoker's can't summon. Have you tried to change things up a bit and use mana shield? Not too many people could stand in there and take a beating like that so don't feel so bad. How has the c 'hell', flee, c 'hell' theme working?
  11. Baer Holy hoseshit -
    Owwie.

    Nice try though.

    :wince:
  12. Cythlan Holy hoseshit -
    My advice to you is go back in time and make a dwarf warrior instead of a human invoker...
  13. mullet Holy hoseshit -
    lol