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This was so funny, I had to take it from www.geocities.net/arshit and show you guys. Hahaha.

*** So... Umm.. I edited out all the other stuff, so this is a clean word for word log... Enjoy. ***

291/505hp 336/599m 252mv 4994tnl > [JUSTICE] (Officer) Bluth: 'Bluth not want Bluth last name.'

[JUSTICE] Vhrael: 'I'll only change your surname if you're able to do something in return for it...'

[JUSTICE] (Officer) Bluth: 'What Huge Justice want Bluth do?'

[JUSTICE] Vhrael: 'Since you and your family are rejecting each other, you must find a new family...'

[JUSTICE] Vhrael: 'Find a new mother and a new father that are willing to adopt you as their own...'

[JUSTICE] (Commander) Zarat: 'Maybe mama could be your new mother.'

[JUSTICE] (Officer) Bluth: 'Big Justice want adopt Bluth?'

[JUSTICE] Vhrael: 'I surely don't...'

[JUSTICE] (Sergeant) Xertewin: 'Mama doesn't have a last name.'

[JUSTICE] (Officer) Bluth: 'Not Huge Justice.'

[JUSTICE] (Officer) Bluth: 'Big Justice want adopt Bluth?'

[JUSTICE] (Lieutenant) Astev: 'Hah!'

[JUSTICE] (Officer) Bluth: 'Any Justice want adopt Bluth?'

[JUSTICE] (Lieutenant) Astev: 'I will.'

[JUSTICE] (Lieutenant) Astev: 'I like you enough.'

[JUSTICE] (Officer) Bluth: 'Bluth happy!'

[JUSTICE] (Officer) Bluth: 'Astev adopt Bluth!'

[JUSTICE] (Commander) Zarat: 'Now Mama is a grand mama.'

[JUSTICE] (Lieutenant) Astev: 'Yes, I adopt Bluth.'

[JUSTICE] Vhrael: 'Alright, now you need to find a mother...'

[JUSTICE] (Officer) Bluth: 'Bluth think Sryeva want adopt Bluth.'

[JUSTICE] (Officer) Bluth: 'Bluth hope.'

[JUSTICE] Vhrael: 'That's a large assumption, seeing as how you haven't asked...'

[JUSTICE] (Officer) Bluth: 'Huge Justice able make mother for Bluth?'

[JUSTICE] (Officer) Bluth: 'Father have mother for Bluth?'

[JUSTICE] (Officer) Bluth: 'Huge Justice able make other Justice Bluth mother?'

[JUSTICE] (Sergeant) Xertewin: 'How's that ranking going Bluth.'

[JUSTICE] (Officer) Bluth: 'Ayaka try hurt Bluth when Bluth leave Big Justice town.'

[JUSTICE] (Sergeant) Xertewin: 'Maybe between trying to find new parents, you'll rank a bit and we can get you pinnacled quick.'

[JUSTICE] (Sergeant) Xertewin: 'You're coming along quite well though.'

[JUSTICE] (Officer) Bluth: 'Bluth try do Bluth best.'

Trumpets peal a melancholic tune as Vhrael steps down from an ethereal cloud.

Vhrael says 'Astev, will you take a bride?'

Vhrael peers around himself intently.

Vhrael says 'Where did he go?'

Vhrael yells 'Astev?'

Astev yells 'Yes?'

Vhrael yells 'Come here...'

Astev walks in.

Vhrael says 'Will you take a bride, Astev?'

Astev says 'A bride?'

Astev falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

Astev says 'I don't know.'

You say 'Father marry donkey for Bluth?'

Astev says 'This sounds dangerous.'

You say 'Bluth protect Father.'

Vhrael says 'I don't know, Astev...'

Astev says 'Bluth, if you wish a mother, I believe Vevier will fill that spot for you.'

Astev says 'Although, that would be awkward.'

Astev says 'Since she is my mother now.'

Vhrael says 'Not without a proper mother, he isn't...'

Astev thinks long and hard about the issue.

Astev says 'But...'

A fiendish donkey nudges Astev.

A fiendish donkey licks Astev's jawline delicately.

Astev says to you 'Is this... What you really want?'

You say 'Bluth think if Father marry donkey, Donkey take skirt off.'

Astev falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

Vhrael says 'Time grows short...'

Astev says 'Right...'

Vhrael says 'Will there be a wedding or no?'

Astev says to you 'Bluth, is this what you REALLY want?'

You say 'Bluth want Father marry donkey and adopt Bluth.'

Astev says 'I suppose I could do that for you then.'

You beam delightedly!

Vhrael says 'So it's going to happen then?'

You hug it.
A fiendish donkey slaps you.

Astev says 'I suppose so.'

Zarat says 'Donkey?'

Astev says 'Not very excited about it.'

Vhrael says 'May I see the rings then?'

Astev says 'I hope the donkey understands.'

Astev peers around himself intently.

You say 'Father have rings?'

Astev says 'The donkey didn't have them?'

Astev mulls over the idea at hand. Please be patient.

Astev looks in a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

You remove an opal ring from your finger.

You remove an opal ring from your finger.

You give an opal ring to Astev.

You give an opal ring to Astev.

Zarat says 'Brunoth is marrying a donkey?'

Astev peers intently at Zarat.

Vhrael says 'No, Astev is...'

You say 'Father marrying donkey.'

Zarat blinks innocently.

Zarat says 'Um...'

Astev says 'Yes, it's true.'

Zarat gasps as he realizes what Astev did.

Astev says 'Anything for my... son...'

Astev winces in agony.

You beam delightedly!

You say 'Bluth gave Father rings.'

Zarat beats his head into a nearby wall.

Astev says 'I apparently have rings now.'

Vhrael says 'Might I see them?'

Astev gives an opal ring to Vhrael.

Astev gives an opal ring to Vhrael.

Vhrael nods.

Zarat says 'So, Astev...'

Zarat says 'Is donkey going to make any siblings for Bluth?'

You say 'Bluth so happy now.'

Astev peers intently at Zarat.

Astev says 'No.'

Zarat coughs loudly.

Astev says 'Bluth does not get any siblings.'

You shrug.

Astev says 'This is simply so he has a mother.'

Astev says 'Formally.'

Zarat says 'But he already has a grand mama.'

You say 'Father try provide for Donkey and Bluth?'

Astev nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.

Astev nods in enthusiastic agreement with Zarat.

Astev says 'He does...'

Vhrael gives a ring of eternal jackass adoration to Astev.

Vhrael gives a ring of eternal jackass adoration to a fiendish donkey.

Astev falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

Astev removes an iron-clad ring from his finger.
Astev wears a ring of eternal jackass adoration on his left finger.

Zarat falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

Zarat falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

Zarat falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

Zarat falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.

Zarat says 'Identify that?'

Vhrael says 'Do you, Astev, take this donkey to be your lawfully wedded wife?'

Astev says 'I... D... Do.'

Vhrael nods.

Vhrael says 'And do you, donkey, take this jacka- er, this man, to be your lawfully wedded husband?'

Astev glares at Vhrael.

A fiendish donkey brays playfully, flashing adoring eyes.

Vhrael nods.

Vhrael says 'Then by the power invested in me by the heavens of Thera...'

Vhrael says 'I now pronounce you man, and ass...'

Vhrael says 'Astev, kiss your bride...'

Astev peers around himself intently.

A fiendish donkey flirts with Astev, hmmm wonder what it wants? *wink*

Astev says 'No one said anything about that...'

You say 'Father kiss Donkey for Bluth?'

Astev peers at you intently.

Astev kisses a fiendish donkey.

Astev coughs loudly.

A fiendish donkey cheers and sings... it is just BURSTING with joy!

A fiendish donkey kisses Astev passionately.

Astev winces in agony.

Vhrael says 'It is official...'

Cythlan Mairrage anyone? -

HAHAHHAHAHA I have a whole new respect for Justice

Kazagistar Mairrage anyone? -

So what exactly does the ring do? Post it!
A fiendish donkey flirts with Astev, hmmm wonder what it wants? *wink*
Anything for duty...

rayor Mairrage anyone? -

Hahaha... I really cant believe I married a donkey... Nothing else to say, hahahahahah