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<894hp 709m 544mv 18322xp city midnight Lothgar yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Javert!'
Lothgar parries your freezing bite.
Fletch quaffs a purple potion.
Fletch is surrounded by a white aura.
Lothgar is in excellent condition.

<894hp 709m 544mv 18322xp city midnight
Lothgar's turmoil DISEMBOWELS you!
Lothgar's turmoil DISEMBOWELS you!
Lothgar's sting MUTILATES you!
The Gem of Hatred gleams with unholy horror.
A wild boar's charge hits Lothgar.
Your freezing bite DISEMBOWELS Lothgar!
Lothgar parries your freezing bite.
Lothgar has a few scratches.

<764hp 709m 544mv 18322xp city midnight
Lothgar yells 'Help! Fletch tried to kick dirt into my eyes!'
Fletch's kicked dirt misses Lothgar.
It starts to rain.
A wild boar looks uncomfortable in these surroundings.
Lothgar has a few scratches.

<778hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night
Lothgar stops wielding a black thorned whip.
Lothgar wears an adamantium spiked shield as a shield.
Lothgar readies a set of steel javelins behind his shield.
Lothgar has a few scratches.

<778hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night
Fletch yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Afiramos!'
Afiramos's pain mauls Fletch.
Lothgar has a few scratches.

<778hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night
wear frost
wear shield

Lothgar strikes you with his weapon and attempts to hobble you.
Lothgar's hobble wounds you.
You clutch your leg painfully as you begin to hobble.
Lothgar has a few scratches.

<758hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night You do not have that item.
The Gods protect Fletch from Slokeh.
Lothgar's turmoil misses you.
Lothgar's turmoil DISEMBOWELS you!
A wild boar's charge hits Lothgar.
A fierce looking kestrel's peck misses Lothgar.
Fletch's freezing bite misses Lothgar.
Lothgar manages to dodge your freezing bite with a lot of effort.
Afiramos's pain wounds Fletch.
Lothgar has a few scratches.

<713hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night You relax your grip on your weapon.
You wear a black knight's shield as a shield.
You ready a set of golden javelins behind your shield.
Lothgar has a few scratches.

<713hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night
Slokeh chortles mischieviously.
Lothgar has a few scratches.

<713hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night
wear frost
dual icicle
You do not have that item.
Lothgar has a few scratches.

<713hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night You stop using a set of golden javelins.
You stop using a black knight's shield as a shield.
You wield an icicle in your off-hand.
You feel quite confident with an icicle.
Lothgar has a few scratches.

<713hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night
bar
You hammer Lothgar's shield repeatedly with your weapons.
Your barrage scratches Lothgar.
Lothgar's shield arm is numbed.
Your barrage scratches Lothgar.
Lothgar's shield arm is numbed.
Your barrage scratches Lothgar.
Your barrage scratches Lothgar.
Your barrage scratches Lothgar.
Lothgar's shield arm is numbed.
Lothgar has a few scratches.

<713hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night
The Gods protect Fletch from Slokeh.
Lothgar's turmoil DISEMBOWELS you!
Lothgar's turmoil DISEMBOWELS you!
Lothgar's turmoil MUTILATES you!
A wild boar's charge injures Lothgar.
Fletch's freezing bite MUTILATES Lothgar!
Your freezing bite DISEMBOWELS Lothgar!
Lothgar awkwardly parries your freezing bite with a loud clang.
Your freezing bite MUTILATES Lothgar!
Lothgar has some small wounds and bruises.

<578hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night
Fletch's kicked dirt misses Lothgar.
Lothgar has some small wounds and bruises.

<578hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night
Lothgar stops wielding a morning star of havoc.
Lothgar wields a black thorned whip.
Lothgar has some small wounds and bruises.

<578hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night
Slokeh looks at you.
The Gods protect Fletch from Slokeh.
Lothgar's sting MUTILATES you!
The Gem of Hatred gleams with unholy horror.
A wild boar's charge hits Lothgar.
Fletch's freezing bite maims Lothgar!
Fletch's freezing bite devastates Lothgar!
Your freezing bite DISEMBOWELS Lothgar!
Your freezing bite MUTILATES Lothgar!
Your freezing bite MUTILATES Lothgar!
Lothgar has quite a few wounds.

<539hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night
di
Lothgar is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Your kicked dirt grazes Lothgar.
Lothgar has quite a few wounds.

<539hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night
Lothgar has fled!
Lothgar walks south.

<539hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night
The Gods protect Fletch from Slokeh.
Afiramos concentrates on his combat style to prevent Fletch from dodging.
Afiramos's pain mauls Fletch.
Afiramos concentrates on his combat style to prevent Fletch from dodging.
Afiramos's pain decimates Fletch!

<539hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night
Lothgar walks in.

<539hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night
Lothgar walks north.

<539hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night
Fletch tries to disarm Afiramos, but fails.

<539hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night
south
north
north

Afiramos hammers Fletch's shield repeatedly with his weapons.
Afiramos's barrage scratches Fletch.
Fletch's shield arm is numbed.
Afiramos's barrage grazes Fletch.
Fletch's shield arm is numbed.
Afiramos's barrage grazes Fletch.

<539hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night
Your leg recovers enough to move normally again.
The Gods protect Fletch from Slokeh.
A wild boar's charge devastates Afiramos!
Fletch's freezing bite DISMEMBERS Afiramos!
Afiramos's pain wounds Fletch.
Afiramos's slash mauls Fletch.
Afiramos's pain mauls Fletch.

<539hp 709m 597mv 18322xp city night Coral Way

[Exits: north south]

<539hp 709m 595mv 18322xp city night Coral Way

[Exits: north south]
(Charmed) a wild boar is here, fighting Afiramos.
(Charmed) a fierce looking kestrel is here, fighting Afiramos.
(White Aura) Fletch is here, fighting Afiramos.
Slokeh is here.
Afiramos is here, fighting Fletch.

<539hp 709m 593mv 18322xp city night At the North Gate

[Exits: north south]

<539hp 709m 591mv 18322xp city night
north
Outside the Gates

[Exits: north south]

<539hp 709m 589mv 18322xp city night
north
north
Beyond the Gates

[Exits: north south]

<539hp 709m 587mv 18322xp city night Haze in the distance

[Exits: north south]

<539hp 709m 585mv 18322xp road night
north
north
Lush, Green Grass

[Exits: south west]

<539hp 709m 583mv 18322xp road night
west
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<539hp 709m 583mv 18322xp road night
west
The open plains

[Exits: north east west]

<539hp 709m 581mv 18322xp road night The Underbrush

[Exits: east west]

<539hp 709m 579mv 18322xp road night
scan a
west
west
You scan all around.
You scan east.
You scan west.

<539hp 709m 579mv 18322xp road night A Tall Grass Field

[Exits: east west]

<539hp 709m 577mv 18322xp road night
where pk
Over some fields

[Exits: north east]

<539hp 709m 575mv 18322xp field night
north
Players near you:
<PK> Javert Over some fields
<PK> Lothgar A small path

<539hp 709m 575mv 18322xp field night
north
A gravel road

[Exits: north south]

<539hp 709m 573mv 18322xp field night A gravel road

[Exits: north south]
A foul looking crow crawls around here.

<539hp 709m 571mv 18322xp field night
north
A small path

[Exits: south west]
A foul looking crow crawls around here.

<539hp 709m 569mv 18322xp field night
north
west
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<539hp 709m 569mv 18322xp field night
west
A small path

[Exits: east west]

<539hp 709m 567mv 18322xp field night The roar of water

[Exits: north east]
A foul looking crow crawls around here.

<539hp 709m 565mv 18322xp field night
north
north
The edge of the Dragon Sea

[Exits: north south]
A foul looking crow crawls around here.

<539hp 709m 563mv 18322xp field night
north
The edge of the Dragon Sea

[Exits: north south]
A foul looking crow crawls around here.

<539hp 709m 561mv 18322xp field night A turn in the wilderness

[Exits: south west]

<539hp 709m 559mv 18322xp field night
west
The end of a bridge

[Exits: east west]

<539hp 709m 557mv 18322xp field night
west
An unstable rope bridge over Dragon Sea

[Exits: east west]

<539hp 709m 555mv 18322xp field night
west
west
The beginnings to a bridge

[Exits: east west]

<539hp 709m 553mv 18322xp field night A marshland

[Exits: north east]

<539hp 709m 551mv 18322xp field night
north
north
Dankbark Forest

[Exits: east south west]

<539hp 709m 549mv 18322xp forest night Alas, you cannot go that way.

<539hp 709m 549mv 18322xp forest night
scan a
You scan all around.
You scan east.
*** Range 1 (east) ***
A goblin stands here, looking side to side, trying to stay out of a fight.
A burly fire giant outlaw stands here, looking for people to attack.
You scan south.
You scan west.
*** Range 1 (west) ***
A man stands here, examining the trail for possible pursuit.
A dirt-stained child stands here, sucking his thumb.
A lady is here, crying at her family's misfortune.

<539hp 709m 549mv 18322xp forest night
west
west
Dankbark Forest

[Exits: north east]
A short sword which looks like it has seen better days sits here.
A man stands here, examining the trail for possible pursuit.
A dirt-stained child stands here, sucking his thumb.
A lady is here, crying at her family's misfortune.

<539hp 709m 546mv 18322xp forest night
where pk
Alas, you cannot go that way.
The white aura around your body fades.

<559hp 709m 600mv 18322xp forest night
north
Players near you:
<PK> Javert Dankbark Forest
<PK> Lothgar Dankbark Forest

<559hp 709m 600mv 18322xp forest night Dankbark Forest

[Exits: north south west]
A goblin stands here, looking side to side, trying to stay out of a fight.
A burly fire giant outlaw stands here, looking for people to attack.

<559hp 709m 597mv 18322xp forest night
scan a
You scan all around.
You scan north.
*** Range 2 (north) ***
(White Aura) (BOUNTIED) Lothgar is here.
*** Range 3 (north) ***
A man stands here, examining the trail for possible pursuit.
A dirt-stained child stands here, sucking his thumb.
A lady is here, crying at her family's misfortune.
You scan south.
*** Range 1 (south) ***
A man stands here, examining the trail for possible pursuit.
A dirt-stained child stands here, sucking his thumb.
A lady is here, crying at her family's misfortune.
You scan west.
*** Range 2 (west) ***
A man stands here, examining the trail for possible pursuit.
A lady is here, crying at her family's misfortune.
A dirt-stained child stands here, sucking his thumb.

<559hp 709m 597mv 18322xp forest night
quaf purple
You quaff a purple potion.
You aren't blind.
You are surrounded by a white aura.

<559hp 709m 597mv 18322xp forest night
north
north

Lothgar walks in.

<559hp 709m 597mv 18322xp forest night
Lothgar stops using a set of steel javelins.
Lothgar stops using an adamantium spiked shield as a shield.
Lothgar stops wielding a black thorned whip.
Lothgar wields a blood filled voulge and tightens his grip around it.

<559hp 709m 597mv 18322xp forest night Dankbark Forest

[Exits: north south]
A head of white silk, complete with ruffles, is in a dirty heap.

<559hp 709m 594mv 18322xp forest night Dankbark Forest

[Exits: north east south]

<559hp 709m 591mv 18322xp forest night
rem icicle
rem shield
You stop wielding an icicle.
You tighten your grip around a Frostbrand Sword.

<559hp 709m 591mv 18322xp forest night You do not have that item.

<559hp 709m 591mv 18322xp forest night
Lothgar walks in.

<559hp 709m 591mv 18322xp forest night
wear frost
wear shield
You do not have that item.
Fletch tells the group 'Where?'

<559hp 709m 591mv 18322xp forest night
south
You relax your grip on your weapon.
You wear a black knight's shield as a shield.
You ready a set of golden javelins behind your shield.
You yell 'Help! Lothgar tried to charge into me!'
Lothgar's charge attack misses you.
Lothgar has quite a few wounds.

<559hp 709m 591mv 18322xp forest night No way! You are still fighting!
Lothgar has quite a few wounds.

<559hp 709m 591mv 18322xp forest night
di
Your kicked dirt misses Lothgar.
Lothgar has quite a few wounds.

<559hp 709m 591mv 18322xp forest night
Lothgar's beating MANGLES you!
Your freezing bite MUTILATES Lothgar!
Lothgar has quite a few wounds.

<469hp 709m 591mv 18322xp forest night
gt north west

You block Lothgar's attack with your shield.
Lothgar's beating DISMEMBERS you!
Lothgar's beating DISMEMBERS you!
Your weapon advantage overcomes Lothgar's parry attempt.
Your freezing bite MUTILATES Lothgar!
Your freezing bite MUTILATES Lothgar!
Lothgar has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<343hp 709m 591mv 18322xp forest night
Lothgar stops wielding a blood filled voulge.
Lothgar wields a morning star of havoc.
Lothgar has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<343hp 709m 591mv 18322xp forest night
Lothgar wields "Daemoran", the weeping blade in his off-hand.
Lothgar has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<343hp 709m 591mv 18322xp forest night
Lothgar strikes you with his weapon and attempts to hobble you.
Lothgar's hobble injures you.
You clutch your leg painfully as you begin to hobble.
Lothgar has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<328hp 709m 591mv 18322xp forest night You tell your group 'North west.'
Lothgar has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<328hp 709m 591mv 18322xp forest night
Lothgar's turmoil misses you.
Lothgar's pierce maims you!
Lothgar exploits his weapon advantage to deliver an unblockable wild attack.
Lothgar's wild turmoil mauls you.
Lothgar deflects your freezing bite aside in an ungraceful parry.
Your freezing bite DISEMBOWELS Lothgar!
Lothgar has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<270hp 709m 591mv 18322xp forest night
rem icicle
rem shield
You do not have that item.
Lothgar has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<270hp 709m 591mv 18322xp forest night You stop using a set of golden javelins.
You stop using a black knight's shield as a shield.
You tighten your grip around a Frostbrand Sword.
Lothgar has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<270hp 709m 591mv 18322xp forest night
fle
You flee from combat!
Dankbark Forest

[Exits: north south]
A head of white silk, complete with ruffles, is in a dirty heap.
You collapse to the ground as you hobble away feebly.

<270hp 709m 588mv 18322xp forest night
south

Lothgar walks in.

<270hp 709m 588mv 18322xp forest night
You yell 'Help! Lothgar just charged into me!'
Lothgar's charge attack *** DEVASTATES *** you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Lothgar has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<118hp 709m 588mv 18322xp forest night No way! You are still fighting!
Lothgar has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<118hp 709m 588mv 18322xp forest night
You deflect Lothgar's beating aside in an ungraceful parry.
Your freezing bite MANGLES Lothgar!
Your freezing bite DISEMBOWELS Lothgar!
Lothgar looks pretty hurt.

<118hp 709m 588mv 18322xp forest night
ber
Your pulse races as you are consumed by rage!
Lothgar looks pretty hurt.

<236hp 355m 294mv 18322xp forest night
Lothgar's beating MANGLES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
The Gem of Hatred gleams with unholy horror.
Your freezing bite DISMEMBERS Lothgar!
Your freezing bite misses Lothgar.
Lothgar looks pretty hurt.

<144hp 355m 294mv 18322xp forest night
Lothgar gets a wild look in his eyes.
Lothgar's blazing ember maims you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Lothgar looks pretty hurt.

<108hp 355m 294mv 18322xp forest night
Lothgar's beating MANGLES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You flee from combat!
Dankbark Forest

[Exits: north east south]

<20hp 355m 291mv 18322xp forest night
south
Dankbark Forest

[Exits: north south]
A head of white silk, complete with ruffles, is in a dirty heap.
(White Aura) (BOUNTIED) Lothgar is here.

<20hp 355m 288mv 18322xp forest night
south
Dankbark Forest

[Exits: north south west]
A goblin stands here, looking side to side, trying to stay out of a fight.
A burly fire giant outlaw stands here, looking for people to attack.

<20hp 355m 285mv 18322xp forest night
south
east
Dankbark Forest

[Exits: north east]
A short sword which looks like it has seen better days sits here.
A man stands here, examining the trail for possible pursuit.
A dirt-stained child stands here, sucking his thumb.
A lady is here, crying at her family's misfortune.

<32hp 364m 336mv 18322xp forest night Dankbark Forest

[Exits: east south west]

<32hp 364m 333mv 18322xp forest night
south
A marshland

[Exits: north east]

<32hp 364m 331mv 18322xp field night
south
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<32hp 364m 331mv 18322xp field night
east
east
The beginnings to a bridge

[Exits: east west]

<32hp 364m 329mv 18322xp field night An unstable rope bridge over Dragon Sea

[Exits: east west]

<32hp 364m 327mv 18322xp field night
east
The end of a bridge

[Exits: east west]

<32hp 364m 325mv 18322xp field night
east
A turn in the wilderness

[Exits: south west]
A fierce looking kestrel flies in.

<32hp 364m 323mv 18322xp field night
south
south
The edge of the Dragon Sea

[Exits: north south]
A foul looking crow crawls around here.
A fierce looking kestrel flies in.

<32hp 364m 321mv 18322xp field night
south

A fierce looking kestrel flies north.
You follow Fletch.
A turn in the wilderness

[Exits: south west]
(Charmed) A fierce looking kestrel is here serving its master.
(Charmed) A large, wild boar grunts softly here.
Fletch is here.
(White Aura) (BOUNTIED) Lothgar is here.

<32hp 364m 319mv 18322xp field night The edge of the Dragon Sea

[Exits: north south]
A foul looking crow crawls around here.
A fierce looking kestrel flies in.
Lothgar walks in.

<32hp 364m 317mv 18322xp field night
A fierce looking kestrel flies north.
You follow Fletch.
A turn in the wilderness

[Exits: south west]
(Charmed) A fierce looking kestrel is here serving its master.
(Charmed) A large, wild boar grunts softly here.
Fletch is here.

<32hp 364m 315mv 18322xp field night
south
The edge of the Dragon Sea

[Exits: north south]
A foul looking crow crawls around here.
A fierce looking kestrel flies in.

<32hp 364m 313mv 18322xp field night
Fletch quaffs a purple potion.
Fletch is surrounded by a white aura.

<32hp 364m 313mv 18322xp field night The edge of the Dragon Sea

[Exits: north south]
A foul looking crow crawls around here.
A fierce looking kestrel flies in.

<32hp 364m 311mv 18322xp field night
Lothgar walks in.

<32hp 364m 311mv 18322xp field night
north
The edge of the Dragon Sea

[Exits: north south]
A foul looking crow crawls around here.
A fierce looking kestrel flies in.

<32hp 364m 309mv 18322xp field night
Lothgar walks in.
Lothgar yells 'Help! Fletch kicked dirt into my eyes!'
Lothgar is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Fletch's kicked dirt scratches Lothgar.

<32hp 364m 309mv 18322xp field night
north
A turn in the wilderness

[Exits: south west]

<32hp 364m 307mv 18322xp field night
south
The edge of the Dragon Sea

[Exits: north south]
(White Aura) (BOUNTIED) Lothgar is here, fighting Fletch.
(Charmed) A large, wild boar grunts softly here.
(Charmed) A fierce looking kestrel is here serving its master.
(White Aura) Fletch is here, fighting Lothgar.
A foul looking crow crawls around here.

<32hp 364m 305mv 18322xp field night
murder lothgar

Lothgar has fled!
Lothgar walks north.

<32hp 364m 305mv 18322xp field night They aren't here.

<32hp 364m 305mv 18322xp field night
Your leg recovers enough to move normally again.

<32hp 364m 305mv 18322xp field night
north
murder lothgar
A turn in the wilderness

[Exits: south west]
(White Aura) (BOUNTIED) Lothgar is here.
A fierce looking kestrel flies in.

<32hp 364m 303mv 18322xp field night Lothgar yells 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
Your freezing bite DISEMBOWELS Lothgar!
Lothgar looks pretty hurt.

<32hp 364m 303mv 18322xp field night
fle

Lothgar has fled!
Lothgar limps south.

<32hp 364m 303mv 18322xp field night
Lothgar limps in.

<32hp 364m 303mv 18322xp field night
south
You aren't fighting anyone.
Lothgar yells 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
Fletch's freezing bite maims Lothgar!

<32hp 364m 303mv 18322xp field night The edge of the Dragon Sea

[Exits: north south]
A foul looking crow crawls around here.

<32hp 364m 301mv 18322xp field night
north
murder lothgar
A turn in the wilderness

[Exits: south west]
(White Aura) (BOUNTIED) Lothgar is here, fighting Fletch.
(Charmed) A fierce looking kestrel is here serving its master.
(Charmed) A large, wild boar grunts softly here.
(White Aura) Fletch is here, fighting Lothgar.
Lothgar has fled!
Lothgar limps west.

<32hp 364m 299mv 18322xp field night They aren't here.

<32hp 364m 299mv 18322xp field night
west
murder lothgar
The end of a bridge

[Exits: east west]
(White Aura) (BOUNTIED) Lothgar is here.
A fierce looking kestrel flies in.

<32hp 364m 297mv 18322xp field night Lothgar yells 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
Lothgar couldn't dodge your freezing bite but you miss by inches.
Your freezing bite MASSACRES Lothgar!
Lothgar is in awful condition.

<32hp 364m 297mv 18322xp field night
Lothgar yells 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
Fletch's freezing bite MUTILATES Lothgar!
Fletch's freezing bite maims Lothgar!
Lothgar is in awful condition.

<32hp 364m 297mv 18322xp field night
fle

Lothgar's beating *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
You have been KILLED!!

You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
As long as you don't attack anything.
You feel less healthy.

<1hp 1m 297mv 18322xp inside night You can't do that while resting.

<1hp 1m 297mv 18322xp inside night
st
You stand up.

<1hp 1m 297mv 18322xp inside night
south
Benches for worshippers stretch along the south side of the temple.

<1hp 1m 297mv 18322xp inside night
south
Benches for worshippers stretch along the south side of the temple.

<1hp 1m 297mv 18322xp inside night
north
Benches for worshippers stretch along the north side of the temple.

<1hp 1m 297mv 18322xp inside night
gt loot
You tell your group 'Loot.'

Lothgar died like half a second after me. That was a rookie mistake at the end there initiating with 32hp but he didn't seem like he was being lagged from fleeing with dirt and I really didn't want him to get away. So gnome in living wood died but so did the firegiant in full rares. Go team.

Cythlan Lothgar Pooned -

Yeah...Go team...now try soloing him

faelon Lothgar Pooned -

Just give the kid congrats when congrats are due, stop the whining.

retard Lothgar Pooned -

Lothgar stops wielding a blood filled voulge.
Lothgar wields a morning star of havoc.
Lothgar has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

Lothgar wields "Daemoran", the weeping blade in his off-hand.
Lothgar has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

Lothgar strikes you with his weapon and attempts to hobble you.
Lothgar's hobble injures you.
You clutch your leg painfully as you begin to hobble.

I was going to say that looks pretty ridiculous but it chewed my post up.

Yes...I was whining.... WAAAAAH you killed lothgar :( all my hopes and dreams are devastated...My heart is a black whole of disaster, stabbed by the knife of society, i sit by the window and watch the rain fall, i feel nothing but sorrow for those drops of rain, because deep down inside, i know no one will ever cry for them...

On a lighter note, no it isn't an easy task to kill lothgar, im just saying i'll be more impressed if he solos him.

davor Lothgar Pooned -

Fletch? Like Chevy Chase portrayed journalist and one of my personal heroes.

priceless

Mendek Lothgar Pooned -

Davor, what are you trying to say?

Hey you two!!! Stay on topic....