A big crock of pownage shit.

posted on 2007-03-25 16:24:41
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You yell 'Help! Talina kicked dirt into my eyes!'
Talina kicks dirt in your eyes!
Talina's kicked dirt scratches you.
You can't see a thing!
You scan all around.
You scan east.
You scan west.

<756hp 318m 446mv 16668tnl 5688g day unknown unknown unknown> They aren't here.
Your slash MUTILATES someone!
Your slash maims someone!
Someone parries your slash.
Someone's weapon advantage overcomes your parry attempt.
Someone's freezing bite DISMEMBERS you!

<693hp 318m 446mv 16668tnl 5688g day unknown unknown unknown>
Your slash MUTILATES someone!
Someone blocks your attack and attempts to strike at the brief opening.
Someone's riposte devastates you!
Someone's freezing bite DISMEMBERS you!
Someone's freezing bite DISMEMBERS you!
Someone's freezing bite DISMEMBERS you!

<487hp 318m 446mv 16668tnl 5688g day unknown unknown unknown> flee
flee
You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
You can't see a thing!
You stumble blindly as you flee and fall flat on your face!

<487hp 318m 444mv 16678tnl 5688g day unknown no opponent no opponent> e
e

Someone walks in.

<487hp 318m 444mv 16678tnl 5688g day unknown no opponent no opponent>
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
Someone hurls a javelin as she closes in to attack you.
You parry someone's pierce with an easy flourish.
Someone's freezing bite misses you.
Someone's freezing bite DISEMBOWELS you!

<442hp 318m 444mv 16678tnl 5688g day unknown unknown unknown>
The sun slowly disappears in the west.

<449hp 321m 492mv 16678tnl 5688g dusk unknown unknown unknown> flee
You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
You can't see a thing!
You stumble blindly as you flee and fall flat on your face!

<449hp 321m 490mv 16688tnl 5688g dusk unknown no opponent no opponent> e
e

Someone walks in.

<449hp 321m 490mv 16688tnl 5688g dusk unknown no opponent no opponent> e

You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
Someone hurls a javelin as she closes in to attack you.
Someone's pierce injures you.
Someone's freezing bite DISEMBOWELS you!
Someone's freezing bite DISEMBOWELS you!

<334hp 321m 490mv 16688tnl 5688g dusk unknown unknown unknown> No way! You are still fighting!

<334hp 321m 490mv 16688tnl 5688g dusk unknown unknown unknown> No way! You are still fighting!

<334hp 321m 490mv 16688tnl 5688g dusk unknown unknown unknown> You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
You can't see a thing!
You stumble blindly as you flee and fall flat on your face!

<334hp 321m 488mv 16698tnl 5688g dusk unknown no opponent no opponent>
Someone walks in.

<334hp 321m 488mv 16698tnl 5688g dusk unknown no opponent no opponent>
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
Someone's freezing bite DISMEMBERS you!
Someone's weapon advantage overcomes your parry attempt.
Someone's freezing bite DISMEMBERS you!
Someone's freezing bite DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!

<151hp 321m 488mv 16698tnl 5688g dusk unknown unknown unknown>
Your slash MUTILATES someone!
Someone dances around your slash, easily dodging it.
Someone's weapon advantage overcomes your parry attempt.
Someone's freezing bite DISEMBOWELS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Someone's freezing bite DISEMBOWELS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!

<47hp 321m 488mv 16698tnl 5688g dusk unknown unknown unknown> No way! You are still fighting!

<47hp 321m 488mv 16698tnl 5688g dusk unknown unknown unknown> No way! You are still fighting!

<47hp 321m 488mv 16698tnl 5688g dusk unknown unknown unknown> ber
No way! You are still fighting!

<47hp 321m 488mv 16698tnl 5688g dusk unknown unknown unknown> Your pulse races as you are consumed by rage!
Your blazing ember decimates someone!

<112hp 161m 244mv 16698tnl 5688g dusk unknown unknown unknown> w
w

Someone trips you and you go down!
Someone's trip misses you.

<112hp 161m 244mv 16698tnl 5688g dusk unknown unknown unknown> w

You rub the dirt out of your eyes.
Talina couldn't dodge your slash but you miss by inches.
Your slash DISMEMBERS Talina!
Talina couldn't dodge your slash but you miss by inches.
Talina's freezing bite DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Talina has quite a few wounds.

<52hp 161m 244mv 16698tnl 5688g dusk road blade defensive> flee
flee

Talina deflects your slash aside in an ungraceful parry.
Talina nimbly dodges your slash with a practiced maneuver.
Talina's freezing bite misses you.
Talina's freezing bite DISMEMBERS you!
You are mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

<-9hp 161m 244mv 16698tnl 5688g dusk road no opponent no opponent>

You have been KILLED!!
  1. prethyn A big crock of pownage shit. -
    With me dirted and obviously at disadvantage in weapon and combat styles, I try to flee and...well...
  2. kalist A big crock of pownage shit. -
    That's the trouble with dirt. In many scenarios your best option is to wait it out. Dirt, hobble, or simply wait with 'flee' in the command thing so you can get the hell out of there as soon as you rub the dirt out.
  3. retard A big crock of pownage shit. -
    Every time you flee while dirted it lasts 2 rounds longer.
  4. Cythlan A big crock of pownage shit. -
    that sucks...The only solution I've got is... allow yourself an escape route always... And if you don't have one, recall.
  5. davor A big crock of pownage shit. -
    pwnage shit? you "pwned" yourself by panicking:
    [code]
    flee; stumble; prolong dirt 2 rounds; eat opener;
    REPEAT
    [/code]
    you were full health when dirted, should have dirted or waited for flee, it's not big deal, bad decisions/reactions are there to learn from them, do better next time.
  6. retard A big crock of pownage shit. -
    You thought that ikonboard stuff was going to work on board coded by bucky?