I'm an asshole

posted on 2007-04-30 21:21:31

There havn't been any new logs in a while or I wouldn't even post this.
No skill here, just something you don't see every day.





{379hp 141mv 9955tnl forest calm no opponent no opponent}
Dasniak stabs at a blood-sucking spider with an arrow at point blank range.
Dasniak's pierce decimates a blood-sucking spider!
A blood-sucking spider's slash misses Dasniak.
Dasniak's pierce devastates a blood-sucking spider!
A blood-sucking spider is DEAD!!
A blood-sucking spider hits the ground ... DEAD.
Dasniak sacrifices the corpse of a blood-sucking spider to The Overlord.

{379hp 141mv 9955tnl forest calm no opponent no opponent} bl das
You hit Dasniak on the back of the head with a lead filled sack.
Dasniak goes to sleep.

{379hp 141mv 9955tnl forest aggressive no opponent no opponent} l das
A slight elf with long chestnut colored hair stands before you.
Her gentle features and kind eyes belie an inner fierceness
and deep sense of duty to nature. From the bits of twigs
and leaves in her hair, you realize that her place is deep
in the forest, far from civilization and crowds.
She averts her eyes as you glance her way.
She has just opened up her eyes to the world.
Dasniak is in excellent condition.

Dasniak is using:
(Glowing) a fistful of burning embers
an opal ring
a Golden Oak signet ring
(Glowing) a flame red cape
a stained travelling cloak
a mithril helm
(Magical) platinum plate
some deflective lameller sleeves
a pair of mithril gauntlets
a set of mithril leggings
a pair of mithril boots
a colourful robe
a mithril girth
an enchanted leather bracer
an enchanted leather bracer
(Magical) an enchanted bow
ranger arrows (153)
(Magical) an onyx-black blessed phylactery

You peek at the inventory:
(Magical) a holy avenger
a guardian's shield
a set of wooden javelins (20)
a Big Ol'Pack Sack
a backpack
a lucky bag
a wooden bow
(Glowing) sleeves with red and white stripes
an elven water gourd
(Glowing) a fiery dagger
a set of steel javelins (2)
a beltpouch
a holstered yellow belt

{379hp 176mv 9955tnl forest aggressive no opponent no opponent}

{379hp 176mv 9955tnl forest aggressive no opponent no opponent} eq
You are using:
(Red Aura) a Red Claw signet ring
(Red Aura) a Red Claw signet ring
a stained travelling cloak
a stained travelling cloak
a helm of dark oak
a suit of spiked garde armor
some arm plates of dark oak
a pair of black-tear gauntlets
some dark oak leg plates
a pair of black-tear boots
(Magical) (Glowing) a minor globe of invulnerability
a black-tear girth
an enchanted leather bracer
an enchanted leather bracer
(Magical) (Glowing) (Humming) a sapphire encrusted dagger
(Humming) a dangerous dagger
a deep red stone

{379hp 176mv 9955tnl forest aggressive no opponent no opponent} l das
A slight elf with long chestnut colored hair stands before you.
Her gentle features and kind eyes belie an inner fierceness
and deep sense of duty to nature. From the bits of twigs
and leaves in her hair, you realize that her place is deep
in the forest, far from civilization and crowds.
She averts her eyes as you glance her way.
She has just opened up her eyes to the world.
Dasniak is in excellent condition.

Dasniak is using:
(Glowing) a fistful of burning embers
an opal ring
a Golden Oak signet ring
(Glowing) a flame red cape
a stained travelling cloak
a mithril helm
(Magical) platinum plate
some deflective lameller sleeves
a pair of mithril gauntlets
a set of mithril leggings
a pair of mithril boots
a colourful robe
a mithril girth
an enchanted leather bracer
an enchanted leather bracer
(Magical) an enchanted bow
ranger arrows (153)
(Magical) an onyx-black blessed phylactery

You peek at the inventory:
(Magical) a holy avenger
a guardian's shield
a set of wooden javelins (20)
a Big Ol'Pack Sack
a backpack
a lucky bag
a wooden bow
(Glowing) sleeves with red and white stripes
an elven water gourd
(Glowing) a fiery dagger
a set of steel javelins (2)
a beltpouch
a holstered yellow belt

{379hp 176mv 9955tnl forest aggressive no opponent no opponent}

{379hp 176mv 9955tnl forest aggressive no opponent no opponent} quaff purple
You quaff a purple potion.
You aren't blind.
You are surrounded by a white aura.

{379hp 176mv 9955tnl forest aggressive no opponent no opponent} back das
You fade into existence.
Your backstab *** DEVASTATES *** Dasniak!
Dasniak has quite a few wounds.

{379hp 176mv 9955tnl forest aggressive segment two_handed}
Dasniak's pierce injures you.
Dasniak's pierce injures you.
Dasniak couldn't dodge your pierce but you miss by inches.
Your pierce DISEMBOWELS Dasniak!
Dasniak has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

{347hp 176mv 9955tnl forest aggressive segment two_handed}
Dasniak disarms you and sends your weapon flying!
wear sapp
Dasniak has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

{347hp 176mv 9955tnl forest aggressive segment two_handed}
You switch your weapon to your good hand.
dual dangerous
Dasniak's pierce hits you.
Your wild stab MASSACRES Dasniak!
Dasniak is in awful condition.

{335hp 176mv 9955tnl forest aggressive segment two_handed} sidestep
You stop wielding a dangerous dagger.
You wield a sapphire encrusted dagger.
You feel quite confident with a sapphire encrusted dagger.
Dasniak is in awful condition.

{335hp 176mv 9955tnl forest aggressive segment two_handed} You wield a dangerous dagger in your off-hand.
You feel quite confident with a dangerous dagger.
You are no longer counterbalanced.
Dasniak is in awful condition.

{335hp 176mv 9955tnl forest aggressive segment two_handed} You aren't counterbalanced.
Dasniak is in awful condition.

{335hp 176mv 9955tnl forest aggressive segment two_handed}
You are thirsty.
The bark covering Dasniak's skin flakes off.
Dasniak is in awful condition.

{340hp 209mv 9955tnl forest aggressive segment two_handed}
Dasniak's pierce hits you.
Dasniak's pierce injures you.
Dasniak dodges your pierce.
Your pierce DISEMBOWELS Dasniak!
Dasniak is stunned, but will probably recover.
Dasniak is in awful condition.

{317hp 209mv 9955tnl forest aggressive segment two_handed} trip
Dasniak is already down.
Dasniak is in awful condition.

{317hp 209mv 9955tnl forest aggressive segment two_handed} n
No way! You are still fighting!
Dasniak is in awful condition.

{317hp 209mv 9955tnl forest aggressive segment two_handed} fle
You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
The Southern Path

[Exits: north south]

{317hp 206mv 9965tnl forest aggressive no opponent no opponent} sca a
You scan all around.
You scan north.
*** Range 3 (north) ***
(Red Aura) A giant spider is here, waiting to suck your blood.
(Red Aura) A giant spider is here, waiting to suck your blood.
You scan south.
*** Range 1 (south) ***
Dasniak is lying here stunned.
(Red Aura) A crystal ooze sloshes about.
(Red Aura) An ogre stands here waiting to bash your face in.

{317hp 206mv 9965tnl forest aggressive no opponent no opponent} s
The Southern Path

[Exits: north west]
Dasniak is lying here stunned.
(Red Aura) A crystal ooze sloshes about.
(Red Aura) An ogre stands here waiting to bash your face in.

{317hp 203mv 9965tnl forest aggressive no opponent no opponent} def
You squat down and drop your load.

{317hp 203mv 9965tnl forest aggressive no opponent no opponent} wake
get dung
You stand up.

{317hp 203mv 9965tnl forest aggressive no opponent no opponent} You get a pile of Aldune's dung.

{317hp 203mv 9965tnl forest aggressive no opponent no opponent} hold dung
You stop wielding a dangerous dagger.
You hold a pile of Aldune's dung in your hand.
You are now counterbalanced.

{317hp 203mv 9965tnl forest aggressive no opponent no opponent} throw held das
You throw a pile of Aldune's dung at Dasniak.
A pile of Aldune's dung bounces off Dasniak's head.
Your throw DISEMBOWELS Dasniak!
Dasniak is DEAD!!
Dasniak's leg is dismembered from her dead body.
A pile of Aldune's dung falls to the ground.

{317hp 203mv 9965tnl forest aggressive no opponent no opponent}
You are thirsty.
The white aura around your body fades.

{321hp 220mv 9965tnl forest aggressive no opponent no opponent} get coins corpse

A treant elder walks in.

{321hp 220mv 9965tnl forest aggressive no opponent no opponent} exa corpse
You get 717 gold coins from the corpse of Dasniak.

{321hp 220mv 9965tnl forest aggressive no opponent no opponent} The corpse of Dasniak holds:
a stained travelling cloak
( 2) an enchanted leather bracer
a colourful robe
a Golden Oak signet ring
(Magical) an onyx-black blessed phylactery
some deflective lameller sleeves
a pair of mithril boots
a mithril helm
a mithril girth
a set of mithril leggings
a pair of mithril gauntlets
(Glowing) a fistful of burning embers
a holstered yellow belt
a beltpouch
a set of steel javelins (2)
(Glowing) a flame red cape
(Glowing) a fiery dagger
an elven water gourd
(Magical) platinum plate
an opal ring
(Glowing) sleeves with red and white stripes
a wooden bow
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a lucky bag
a backpack
a Big Ol'Pack Sack
a set of wooden javelins (20)
(Magical) an enchanted bow
a guardian's shield
(Magical) a holy avenger
ranger arrows (148)
  1. Laban Oni Heh -
    Death by Dung, I haven't seen that in some time.
  2. davor I'm an asshole -
    lowbie assholes with equipment far out of their reach?
    -oh that is dime a dosen
  3. Mandor I'm an asshole -
    yes, you are an asshole, and no, the person you threw it at didnt see it so its not really so funny to them. Im so very glad to see someone taking an interest in raping noobs so the game is unenjoyable to them.

    the sad thing is two parted. first, the damage the gay thief is doing would be devastates or even mutilates through sanc, while the ranger is doing hits and injures in the best eq the ranger can currently find.

    second is the undeniable fact that the thief would never get these items by killing for them (either mobs or others), so they likely paid someone to do it or vultured it, especially if a good party goes through sanctuary and kills things while leaving them on the ground, an evil can take the back way in and just pick it up off the ground. red dragon equivalent drops off of goodie levelling mobs? ouch.
  4. Mandor I'm an asshole -
    forgot, and the thirst most sad thing is evils are all pussies who wont attack lowbies unless they've got eq like this.