Rem, why hello thar (repost)

posted on 2007-06-22 07:09:08
A giant shadow falls across the ground in the presence of this mountain.
A wide, sunken forehead looms over a pair of dark, dull animal eyes, which
themselves seem as lifeless as the eyes of death. His wide body is
complimented by giant, hard tree trunks for arms and legs. He is dark
skinned, with a slight red hue, that sometimes seems to intensify, and at
other times appears to fade almost completely away. One hand lacks two
fingers, the other three remain clenched in a fist. The head is hung
forward, slowly oscillating back and forth, and the chin juts out
peremptorily, while clumps of long, dark, scraggly hair seem to impede the
movement.
He has led a sheltered life.
Nydigom has some small wounds and bruises.

Nydigom is using:
(Glowing) a blood candle
(Magical) a seashell ring
(Red Aura) a Red Claw signet ring
a teeth necklace
a teeth necklace
a helm of the black-tear
a red dragon torso
red dragon arm guards
a pair of red dragon claws
a pair of black-tear leggings
a pair of a red dragon's rear claws
the red dragon shield
a thick animal hide
(Magical) an enchanted leather belt
an enchanted leather bracer
an enchanted leather bracer
a HUGE stone club
(Magical) (Glowing) a goblin's ankh

You peek at the inventory:
a side of beef
a purple potion
(Magical) (Humming) a rusty claymore
a throwing axe
(Humming) a thin-bladed axe
an adamantite mace
a barrel
a Loot Sack
(Red Aura) a Red Claw signet ring
a huge, wicked-looking scythe
hamp's pub crawl directions

no opponent-no opponent-calm-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:79% >
A pirate raider's punch mauls Nydigom.
Nydigom's smash MUTILATES a pirate raider!

no opponent-no opponent-calm-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:79% >
A pirate raider's punch wounds Nydigom.
Nydigom's smash DISEMBOWELS a pirate raider!
A pirate raider is DEAD!!
You hear a pirate raider's death cry.
Nydigom sacrifices the corpse of a pirate raider to The Overlord.

no opponent-no opponent-calm-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:79% > j
You hit Nydigom on the back of the head with a lead filled sack.
Nydigom goes to sleep.

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:79% > steal axe nydi
You fade into existence.
Got it!

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:79% > steal axe nydi
You can't carry that much weight.

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:79% > drop axe
sac 1.
You drop a throwing axe.

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:85% > The Overlord gives you 12 gold coins for your sacrifice.

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:85% > steal axe nydi
You can't carry that much weight.

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:85% > steal mace nyd
You can't carry that much weight.

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:85% > i
l
qp
You are carrying:
magic dust
( 4) a purple potion
(Magical) a Four-Leaf Clover
( 2) (Magical) a gyvel potion
a sleeping bag
a Loot Sack
( 2) (Humming) a dangerous dagger
(Magical) (Glowing) a ceremonial lookout spear
a tin canteen
(Magical) a seashell ring

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:85% > The Quarter Deck
This vessel's quarter deck is well guarded from the rear and sides with
reinforced double woodplanks all around. The boards are brought together by
long vertical iron braces that keep the wood from bending and protect it
against minor attacks. Many maps are nailed to the rear wall of this deck,
depicting hundreds of lands unknown to Thera. The deckhands at work on the
main deck and masts can easily be observed from anywhere on this deck. The
wheel, about 4 feet in diameter, is a remarkable piece of carpentry carved
from a single solid wood mass.

[Exits: north east]
(Glowing) A patch of cloth tied to a bootlace has been left here.
(Magical) A magical spring flows from the ground here.
A helm stands here with a large black tear drop inscribed on it.
(Red Aura) Nydigom is sleeping here.

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:85% > You quaff a purple potion.
You aren't blind.
You are surrounded by a white aura.

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:85% > back nyd
Nydigom is hurt and suspicious ... you can't sneak up.

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:85% > rem 2.dag
You stop wielding an icicle.
You are now counterbalanced.

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:85% > eq
You are using:
(Magical) (Glowing) the rod of neutrality
(Magical) a studded skull ring
(Magical) a studded skull ring
(Magical) a black plate neckguard
(Magical) a black plate neckguard
(Glowing) a pirate's eye patch
(Glowing) (Humming) a diamond earring
a dragonblood grand plate of wounding
(Magical) obsidian sleeves
(Magical) (Glowing) a pair of spiked gauntlets
(Magical) obsidian leggings
(Glowing) boots made of thick hide
(Magical) an Assassin's Cloak
(Humming) a thick belt wrought with blue stones
(Magical) a copper bracelet
(Magical) a copper bracelet
(Glowing) an icicle
(Invis) (Magical) (Glowing) shafts of pure green light (75)
(Magical) (Humming) a speckled green stone

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:85% > dirt nyd
Nydigom yells 'Help! Bonzo kicked dirt into my eyes!'
Nydigom is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Your kicked dirt scratches Nydigom.
Nydigom has some small wounds and bruises.

shaft-defensive-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:85% >
Your freezing bite MASSACRES Nydigom!
Nydigom's smash misses you.
You deftly perform a counterbalance evasion.
You manage to dodge Nydigom's smash with a lot of effort.
Nydigom has quite a few wounds.

shaft-defensive-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:85% > sidestep

Nydigom has fled!
Nydigom walks north.

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:85% > n
z
You aren't fighting anyone.

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:85% > The Quarter Deck

[Exits: east south]
(Red Aura) Nydigom is here.

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:90% > Nydigom yells 'Help! someone just tripped me!'
You trip Nydigom and he goes down!
Your trip scratches Nydigom.
Nydigom has some small wounds and bruises.

shaft-defensive-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:90% >
Your freezing bite MANGLES Nydigom!
You nimbly dodge Nydigom's smash with a practiced maneuver.
Nydigom's smash misses you.
Nydigom has quite a few wounds.

shaft-defensive-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:90% >
Your freezing bite MANGLES Nydigom!
Your freezing bite MANGLES Nydigom!
Nydigom's smash misses you.
Nydigom's smash misses you.
Nydigom has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

shaft-defensive-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:90% >
Nydigom has fled!
Nydigom walks east.
no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:90% > e
z
The Quarter Deck

[Exits: north east south west]
(Red Aura) Nydigom is here.

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:90% > Nydigom yells 'Help! someone just tripped me!'
You trip Nydigom and he goes down!
Your trip scratches Nydigom.
Nydigom has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

shaft-defensive-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:90% >
Your freezing bite MASSACRES Nydigom!
You dodge Nydigom's smash.
Nydigom looks pretty hurt.

shaft-defensive-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:90% >
Nydigom's shield wobbles and barely deflects your freezing bite.
Your freezing bite MASSACRES Nydigom!
Nydigom has fled!
Nydigom limps south.

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:90% > s
z
The Quarter Deck

[Exits: north east south west]
(Red Aura) Nydigom is here.

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:90% > Nydigom yells 'Help! someone just tripped me!'
You trip Nydigom and he goes down!
Your trip grazes Nydigom.
Nydigom is in awful condition.

shaft-defensive-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:90% >
Your freezing bite MANGLES Nydigom!
Nydigom is DEAD!!
Nydigom hits the ground ... DEAD.

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:90% > get coins corpse
exa corpse
You get 6330 gold coins from the corpse of Nydigom.

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:90% > The corpse of Nydigom holds:
hamp's pub crawl directions
a huge, wicked-looking scythe
( 2) (Red Aura) a Red Claw signet ring
(Glowing) a blood candle
a Loot Sack
a pair of a red dragon's rear claws
red dragon arm guards
a red dragon torso
(Magical) an enchanted leather belt
a pair of red dragon claws
(Magical) (Glowing) a goblin's ankh
( 2) an enchanted leather bracer
a pair of black-tear leggings
( 2) a teeth necklace
a helm of the black-tear
a barrel
an adamantite mace
the red dragon shield
(Humming) a thin-bladed axe
a thick animal hide
a HUGE stone club
(Magical) a seashell ring
(Magical) (Humming) a rusty claymore
a purple potion
a side of beef

no opponent-no opponent-aggressive-inside-day
* Hps:100% Mana:100% Moves:90% > goss oho goldses!
Bonzo gossips: 'Oho goldses!'

### Golden part:D ###

Nydigom tells you 'Enjoy your talk with an immortal.'
Nydigom says 'Enjoy being banned.'
You say 'Read a scroll about chaotic neutral boy.'
Nydigom says 'No.'
You say 'I am not your ally.'
Nydigom says 'Play evil to kill.'
Nydigom says 'You dont get to kill being neutral mico.'
Nydigom says 'And you have done this before.'
You say 'Im driven to steal your fortunes and use you as a punching bag.'
Nydigom says 'Enjoy the ban.'
You say 'You're clearly insane.'
Nydigom says 'Im sure you'll be less stupid in say, a year.'
Nydigom says 'Have a nice wait until then '

### Many of you don't understand about Bonzo:( ###
  1. davor Rem, why hello thar (repost) -
    he might be a wee retarded, but at least we get some logs to read...
  2. bhurak Rem, why hello thar (repost) -
    Cool:)
  3. Telis Rem, why hello thar (repost) -
    What fortunes are you stealing? A throwing axe and an adamantite mace. Thats more like being a dick, if thats your rp angle good work.

    I would like to see a "you can't carry that much weight" be flagged as a failed steal attempt.
  4. m1co Rem, why hello thar (repost) -
    o and btw, stealing the axes and shit is to make him unable to use weapon advantages, combat advantages on me:P
  5. smush Rem, why hello thar (repost) -
    no previous interaction, halfling commits to killing someone they attacked in the first place whos only trying to run away.

    chaotic neutral-aggressive adrenaline-pking for selfish reasons. yes, sounds like evil to me.