The Wicked Ale
You are inside one of the inns of Seringale. The large room is filled
with chairs of foreign design. There are weird looking gadgets hanging
on the walls of the inn, bewildering your mind with questions of their
use. A large bar stands at the far end of the room. Huge mugs hangs
down on the frames of the bar, waiting to be used by the patrons to hold
the house selection of ales. A door to the west leads out of the inn on
to the Main Street.

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A bar stool rests here close to the bar.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
Raug the tavern owner is here selling you his exotic drinks.
(White Aura) Fanatiel the drow gambler runs her roulette of death here.
Raug the tavern owner smiles at you.
Raug the tavern owner says 'Welcome to my tavern, Papparazzi!!'

A drow concubine walks in.

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You say, "Hey, how much for a..."

Andy Dick stumbles in.

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Raug the tavern owner says 'Welcome to my tavern, Mister Dick!!'

Andy Dick says, "Gimme a double shot of halfling testicles!!"

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Raug the tavern owner says 'What kind of sick fuck..."

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You ponder the question.

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Jon Lovitz walks in.

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Raug the tavern owner says 'Welcome to my tavern, Jon Lovitz!!'

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Andy Dick says, "I love cocaine SOOO much!"

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Jon Lovitz says, "You fucking faggot. If you hadn't given Brynn cocaine after she had been clean for over 10 years... fucking... you're the reason Phil Hartman died!!!"

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Andy Dick says, "Oh yeah? Well fuck you then."

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Andy Dick takes a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass out of his purse.

Andy Dick drops his pants.

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Andy Dick moans.

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Andy Dick points at Jon Lovitz.

Andy Dick says, "I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die."

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Jon Lovitz says, "Yeah! That's the ticket!"

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Andy Dick yells 'Help! I'm being molested by Jon Lovitz! And I like it!'
Jon Lovitz gouge injures Andy Dick.

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Andy Dick's bitch slap misses Jon Lovitz.
Jon Lovitz super-jew-punch does UNSPEAKABLE things to Andy Dick!
Jon Lovitz grapples with Andy Dick!
Jon Lovitz has grabbed on to Andy Dick's head!

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Andy Dick says, "Will.. ungh... will you be in my next movie? There's a kissing.. eh.. scene.."

Jon Lovitz says, "I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!"

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Raug the tavern owner takes away a few mugs, clearing a space on the bar.

Raug the tavern owner says 'Jon Lovitz!! Plaster that fag all over my bar!'

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Jon Lovitz grabs Andy Dick's head and slams it into the bar!
Jon Lovitz head slam MANGLES Andy Dick!
Jon Lovitz head slam MANGLES Andy Dick!
Jon Lovitz head slam *** DEMOLISHES *** Andy Dick!
Andy Dick's body slumps to the ground.

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The crowd in The Wicked Ale cheers!

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Jon Lovitz says, "He's a disgusting human being."

Andy Dick's representative says, "No comment."

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Jon Lovitz grabs Andy Dick's represntative's head and slams it into the bar!
Jon Lovitz head slam does UNSPEAKABLE things to Andy Dick's representative!
Andy Dick's representative's body slumps to the ground.

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You say, "Man, I can't wait to post my cell phone video clip of this on the internet tomorrow."