Irony

posted on 2007-09-14 04:39:11
So Noctezza's trying to kill me again, and when I'm low on health I run away, and she chases me for like half an hour. Finally, she says "Alright" and logs off. This happens literally thirty seconds later:

A watery chute
The torrent of water suddenly surges into a downward direction as white
foaming water surrounds your every being. So violent is this collision
that bluish water tipped with white is all that you can see and
| the air bubbles that are created floated lightly against your skin.
@ This seems more like a warning to outsiders then anything to entrap
them. It is not too late to escape this whirlwind.

[Exits: north down]

<645/758hp 521/537m 485mv><. .>
(White Aura) The Great Sea Dragon of the Deep waits for its next victim.
The Great Sea Dragon of the Deep yells 'Sanary! Now you die!'
You parry the Great Sea Dragon of the Deep's claw.
The Great Sea Dragon of the Deep's claw MANGLES you!
The Great Sea Dragon of the Deep's claw MANGLES you!
The Great Sea Dragon of the Deep is in excellent condition.

<470/758hp 521/537m 485mv><. @> #TICK

You parry the Great Sea Dragon of the Deep's claw.
You dodge the Great Sea Dragon of the Deep's claw.
The Great Sea Dragon of the Deep's claw MASSACRES you!
The Great Sea Dragon of the Deep's claw misses you.
The Great Sea Dragon of the Deep opens his gaping jaws wide - his breath spelling death!
The Great Sea Dragon of the Deep breathes out a cloud of poisonous gas!
The Great Sea Dragon of the Deep's blast of gas does UNSPEAKABLE things to you!
You have been KILLED!!

You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
As long as you don't attack anything.

<1/748hp 1/537m 485mv><. .>

...

Oh yeah. So THAT's what I was doing before Noctezza came on.
  1. nakachi Irony -
    The dragon is aggressive anyway so...
  2. nakachi Irony -
    oh, so you meant the dragon was at like the entrance or somewhere in between river wood heading to valour... missed that
  3. Mendek Irony -
    That's why you log off periodically to clear any rampant agro.
  4. rayor Irony -
    Actually you cant log off to clear aggro... Its against the rules.
  5. Mandor Irony -
    you can log off to grab a bite of food or poop and log back on to continue playing or doing cabal duties, with the nice side effect of clearing aggro :)