Mortimor Mordeath is a hopeful servant to Resatimm, fascinated with death and destruction, who just happens, by complete coincidence, to be a gnome bard.
PART 1-
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Slyvanis sends you flying with a slap across your face while yelling, 'BITCH!'
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Sanary walks in.
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Sanary walks north.
<221/221hp 349/349m 257/286mv 8247tnl calm> y Help! Slyvanis is bitchslapping me!
You yell 'Help! Slyvanis is bitchslapping me!'
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<221/221hp 349/349m 278/286mv 8247tnl calm> You slam your palm across her face and yell, 'BITCH!'
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Jorunn walks in.
A blood fanged wolf walks in.
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Jorunn yells 'Guards! Guards!'
A special guard comes to Jorunn's rescue!
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A special guard yells 'Slyvanis is a criminal! PROTECT THE INNOCENT! BANZAIII!!!'
A special guard's pierce DISMEMBERS Slyvanis!
A special guard's pierce DISEMBOWELS Slyvanis!
Slyvanis is DEAD!!
Slyvanis's heart is torn from her chest.
A special guard gets a sub-issue belt from the corpse of Slyvanis.
A special guard gets a pair of sub-issue gloves from the corpse of Slyvanis.
A special guard gets a sub-issue vest from the corpse of Slyvanis.
A special guard gets a pair of sub-issue sleeves from the corpse of Slyvanis.
A special guard gets a sub-issue bracer from the corpse of Slyvanis.
A special guard gets a pair of sub-issue leggings from the corpse of Slyvanis.
A special guard gets a sub-issue cloak from the corpse of Slyvanis.
A special guard gets a sub-issue helmet from the corpse of Slyvanis.
A special guard gets a sub-issue bracer from the corpse of Slyvanis.
A special guard gets a hero's banner from the corpse of Slyvanis.
A special guard gets a bear-skin cloak from the corpse of Slyvanis.
A special guard gets a teeth necklace from the corpse of Slyvanis.
A special guard gets a fiery dagger from the corpse of Slyvanis.
A special guard gets a reaper's scythe from the corpse of Slyvanis.
A special guard gets a pair of mountain boots from the corpse of Slyvanis.
A special guard gets a Big Ol'Pack Sack from the corpse of Slyvanis.
A special guard gets a barrel from the corpse of Slyvanis.
A special guard gets 463 gold coins from the corpse of Slyvanis.
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Sanary says 'You just misapprehended someone, didn't you?'
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Sanary snickers softly.
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Ziratha looks at Sanary.
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Jorunn agrees absolutely.
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Sanary walks north.
A patient yells 'A miracle! Korvoduin the healer guildmaster has cured my ailments!'
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Slyvanis says 'He started and u finsihed it..'
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Slyvanis falls down laughing.
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Slyvanis fastens a sub-issue belt about her waist.
Slyvanis slips a pair of sub-issue gloves onto her hands.
Slyvanis wears a sub-issue vest over her torso.
Slyvanis wears a pair of sub-issue sleeves on her arms.
Slyvanis wears a sub-issue bracer around her left wrist.
Slyvanis wears a pair of sub-issue leggings on her legs.
Slyvanis wears a sub-issue cloak around her neck.
Slyvanis wears a sub-issue helmet on her head.
Slyvanis wears a sub-issue bracer around her right wrist.
Slyvanis lights a hero's banner.
Slyvanis wraps a bear-skin cloak about her body.
Slyvanis wears a teeth necklace around her neck.
Slyvanis wields a fiery dagger.
Slyvanis wears a pair of mountain boots on her feet.
PART 2- Moving on to bigger and better targets
<221/221hp 349/349m 286/286mv 8247tnl calm> bitch sanary
You slam your palm across her face and yell, 'BITCH!'
where
<221/221hp 349/349m 286/286mv 8247tnl calm> Players near you:
Barkess Outside the East Gate
<PK> Mortimor South Square
Noliperus A Small Burnt Field
Sanary South Square
Ziratha South Square
Trystra Inside the East Gate
Jorunn South Square
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Sanary winces in agony.
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The Gods protect Mortimor from Ziratha.
<221/221hp 349/349m 286/286mv 8247tnl calm> y Help! Sanary is bitchslapping me!
You yell 'Help! Sanary is bitchslapping me!'
<221/221hp 349/349m 286/286mv 8247tnl calm>
Jorunn has fined you 20000 gold.
You may pay your fine at City Hall of Seringale.
<221/221hp 349/349m 286/286mv 8247tnl calm> glare zir
You glare icily at her.
<221/221hp 349/349m 286/286mv 8247tnl calm> wo
Sanary snorts derisively.
<221/221hp 349/349m 286/286mv 8247tnl calm> You have 2375 gold, and 82153 experience (8247 exp to level).
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Sanary says 'Isn't that illegal?'
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Sanary says 'Misleading Justices?'
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Jorunn chuckles politely.
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Sanary says 'I thought people got outlawed for things like that.'
<221/221hp 349/349m 286/286mv 8247tnl calm> who
[ Human ] Kharn the Spirit of the Hawk
[ Human ] [LEGION] Barkess Derianon the Furious
[ H-Elf ] Deveroth the Cadet
[17 Gnome Bar] <PK> Mortimor Mordeath the Poet
[ Avian ] Noliperus Dag the Angel of Arcana
[ Drow ] Izotz Alter the Greater Necromancer
[ Human ] [KNIGHT] Sanary Prydin the Battlemistress, Champion of Valour
[ Beast ] Siliri the Trainee of the Strung Bow
[ Minot ] Ziratha the Vigorous
[ Elf ] Trystra the Templar General
[ Human ] [JUSTICE] Jorunn the Holy Shaman
[ Avian ] Gralor Highcloud the 3rd Black
Players found: 12
There are 12 characters on; the most on since startup was 18.
<221/221hp 349/349m 286/286mv 8247tnl calm> y KILL ME!!!
You yell 'KILL ME!!!'
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Jorunn mutters with a somber tone 'Nice observation, Sanary.'
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You have been branded an outlaw.
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Sanary says 'Although it was a pretty careless move on Jorunn's part anyway, thinking that there is an actual "bitchslap" attack.'
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Sanary snickers softly.
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Jorunn smirks.
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Sanary says 'Wow.'
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Jorunn hisses with a sharp resonance 'Get to the arena, Sanary.'
<221/221hp 349/349m 286/286mv 8247tnl calm> whois mortimor
[17 Gnome Bar] <PK> (OUTLAW) Mortimor Mordeath the Poet
