things you don't hear every day...

posted on 2007-12-05 16:42:21
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Yarboxel says 'Can I ask you a question?'
You nod.
Yarboxel says 'You see it is about my breasts.'
You say 'Um.'
You say 'Huh??'
Yarboxel says 'I wish to say I wear tassels but I don't wish to offend anyone.'
You say 'You what?'
Yarboxel says 'I wish them to go in circles when I rage.'
You look for the nearest wall and beat your head into it.
Yarboxel says 'Is that ok?'
You say 'Um.'
You say 'That is possibly the strangest request I've heard...ever.'
Yarboxel beams broadly!
Yarboxel says 'Good.'
You say 'And disturbing.'
Yarboxel says 'Even better.'
Yarboxel says 'I just wish to remain in good graces of the GODs and questioned weather it would be offensive.'
Yarboxel says 'Think it offensive?'
Yarboxel says 'Over the "line"'
You say 'Twiddling your tits when you rage? Really?'
Yarboxel says 'The tassels.'
Yarboxel says 'Well... I'll take that as a no.'
Yarboxel curtseys gracefully.
You say 'Right.'
  1. Vertas things you don't hear every day... -
    awkward...i was grouped with her last night too...
  2. green things you don't hear every day... -
    ...she isn't a dwarf berserker is she?
  3. Vertas things you don't hear every day... -
    Human...don't see very many of those.
  4. davor things you don't hear every day... -
    good old days of Rhinoah or whatever was that ninjas name...
    i think i actually prayed for salvation...
  5. hargan things you don't hear every day... -
    Hah. Rhinoah was awesome. I think she was the first character I ever grouped with on AR. It gave me a somewhat skewed expectation of the playerbase.

    Giggity.
  6. retard things you don't hear every day... -
    arrested for obscenity

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  7. prethyn things you don't hear every day... -
    Creative.
  8. Mandor things you don't hear every day... -
    simpsons episode: lisa goes to brazil to help an orphan, homer is kidnapped, their public television learning channel barney equivalent in the simpsons brazil is a busty thin woman who wheres a skimpy outfit and has tassels on the end that twirl to get the attention of the children who watch the show that teaches the alphabet, etc..
  9. Mandor things you don't hear every day... -
    on the end of her nipples that is, or where her nipples are located under her skimpy outfit.