Diaolyn tells you 'Would you like some physical attention?'
You tell Diaolyn 'Uhh...can you make whiskey fountains?'
Diaolyn tells you 'That's what you'd like instead of...well...'
You tell Diaolyn 'Does the well come with a bucket?'
Diaolyn tells you 'You don't like female company I guess.'
You tell Diaolyn 'Oh, no, I enjoy the company of females immensely.'
You tell someone 'I think they are often quite clever.'
Diaolyn tells you 'But you'd rather have a whiskey fountain.'
You tell Diaolyn 'Compare the rarity of whiskey fountains and females...I am simply being pragmatic here!'

*silence*

You tell Diaolyn 'Oh I didn't upset you did I?'
Diaolyn tells you 'No.'
You tell Diaolyn 'Oh, good.'
You tell Diaolyn 'The one thing I can't stand about females is their tendency to burst into tears.'
Diaolyn tells you 'I sure would have like to entertain you though.'
You tell Diaolyn 'On the contrary, you are being quite entertaining.'
Diaolyn tells you 'This wasn't what I had in mind in entertaining you.'
You tell Diaolyn 'Oh? What did you have in mind?'
Diaolyn tells you 'I already told you. Did you bump you head?'
You tell Diaolyn 'I don't believe so...all I've heard is you wanted to turn into a fox. And something about wells.'

*silence*

Diaolyn tells you 'What I'd really like to do is explore your body with my mouth.'
You tell Diaolyn 'Hang on. Let me put on my robe and wizard hat.'
Diaolyn tells you 'Stop it...'
You tell Diaolyn 'Stop it?'
Diaolyn tells you 'Why would you need a wizard hat and cape?'
You tell Diaolyn 'Who wouldn't?!'
Diaolyn tells you 'You're a very strange man.'
You tell Diaolyn 'But you like it.'
Diaolyn tells you 'The idea is to remove your clothing not add to it.'
You tell Diaolyn 'You're not into wizards?'
You tell Diaolyn 'I thought everyone loved wizards.'
You tell Diaolyn 'I guess that makes you a very strange lady.'

*silence*

You tell Diaolyn 'Okay, okay, I'll take off the robe...But I want the hat.'
Diaolyn tells you 'Ok you can wear the hat but everything comes off.'
You tell Diaolyn 'Except the hat.'
Diaolyn tells you 'Yep.'
You tell Diaolyn 'Good, cause I like my hat.'
Diaolyn tells you 'Planning on doing some magic?'
You tell Diaolyn 'It's magical.'
You tell Diaolyn 'Sometimes, it makes rainbows.'
You tell Diaolyn 'And music.'
You tell Diaolyn 'And unicorns.'
Diaolyn tells you 'The hat?'
You tell someone 'Ohhh yes.'
Diaolyn tells you 'So your hat's the only thing you can work magic with?'
You tell Diaolyn 'It's not JUST a hat.'
You tell Diaolyn 'It's MAGIC.'