Here I am, wandering around minding my own business, and suddenly out of the blue:

Diaolyn tells you 'Well, well if it isn't wizard boy.' <-- what, again?? Fine, I'll play along.
You tell Diaolyn 'Did you like my hat?'
Diaolyn tells you 'Don't recall seeing it. Were we together and I don't remember?'
You tell Diaolyn 'Awww...it was supposed to shine aaaall the way across Thera.'
You tell Diaolyn 'I guess it misfired.'
Diaolyn tells you 'I guess so.'
Diaolyn tells you 'It's a shame I was really looking forward to you showing me.' <-- *headdesk* ...I guess sarcasm does not translate.
Diaolyn tells you 'And the hat too.'

*silence*

Diaolyn tells you 'So do all the ladies of Thera get to see your hat?'
You tell Diaolyn 'It's my hat for special occasions.'
Diaolyn tells you 'Ahh..'
Diaolyn tells you 'How does a girl find herself fortunate enough to see it?'
You tell Diaolyn 'MAGIC.'
Diaolyn tells you 'She has to practice magic?'
You tell Diaolyn 'No. It's just...MAGIC.'
Diaolyn tells you 'So any girl can see it.'
You tell Diaolyn 'If they have the eyes for it.'
Diaolyn tells you 'Sound complicated.'
You tell Diaolyn 'Oh, believe me, it is.'
Diaolyn tells you 'Hahaha.'
Diaolyn tells you 'I'm a little intimidated by it.'
You tell Diaolyn 'By what, my hat?'
Diaolyn tells you 'Tis what we're speaking of, isn't it?'
You tell Diaolyn 'That's what I thought.'
Diaolyn tells you 'Is your hat the show and finale?'
You tell Diaolyn 'Huh?'
You tell Diaolyn 'It's a hat!'

*silence*

Diaolyn tells you 'Amazing as your hat sounds.'
Diaolyn tells you 'I was hoping you'd show me more...'
You tell Diaolyn 'Well, I had my robe at the ready, but you didn't want to see it.'
Diaolyn tells you 'What else ya got?'
You tell Diaolyn 'Some pointy toed shoes...'
Diaolyn tells you 'More...'
You tell Diaolyn 'A green gremlin on a stick!'
Diaolyn tells you 'OOOOOoo....that sounds hot.'
You tell Diaolyn 'Really?'
Diaolyn tells you 'You're starting to turn me on.'
You tell Diaolyn 'Do you have a switch?'
Diaolyn tells you 'Sure do and you've got your fingers on it.'
You tell Diaolyn 'Can I turn you off?'

*ba dump pshh*

Diaolyn tells you 'Kinda did talking about the robe and pointy shoes.'
You tell Diaolyn 'Oh, okay.'
Diaolyn tells you 'You like turning me off?'
You tell Diaolyn 'Do you like it?'
Diaolyn tells you 'Not really.'
You tell Diaolyn 'Aww.'
You tell Diaolyn 'You don't like my shoes?!'
Diaolyn tells you 'I'm pouting pretty heavily right now.'
You tell someone 'So anyway...gremlin on a stick...'
Diaolyn tells you 'Keeping talkin' baby.'
You tell Diaolyn 'It's uh...green, and gremlinish, and roasted.'
Diaolyn tells you 'Yea.'
You tell Diaolyn 'And sometimes deep fried.'
Diaolyn tells you 'Taste like chicken?'
You tell Diaolyn 'Of course not!' <-- It's a GREMLIN.

*long pause, during which Diaolyn discovers the wonders of invokation*

Diaolyn tells you 'So will todays conversation provide entertainment f.'
Diaolyn tells you 'For all too?'
You tell Diaolyn 'Hmm?'
Diaolyn tells you 'Our conversation yesterday.'
You tell Diaolyn 'I don't think so. We have not had anything fun to talk about.' <-- Although, apparently I was wrong.
Diaolyn tells you 'Glad my eyes where opened.'
You tell Diaolyn 'Really? Were they closed before?'
Diaolyn tells you 'You know what I'm referring to.'
You tell Diaolyn 'No wonder you didn't see my hat.'
Diaolyn tells you 'I'm glad I found out before very detailed events had happened.' <-- HAHAHAHA
You tell Diaolyn 'Detailed events?'
You tell Diaolyn 'I think you must be mistaken.'
Diaolyn tells you 'Mudsex: Its funny and scary at the same time.' <-- bustin' out the OOC.
You tell Diaolyn 'What is this mud sex?'

*pause*

Diaolyn tells you 'You know the bad thing about the whole situation is.'
You tell Diaolyn 'Cheese.'
Diaolyn tells you 'You and I have traveled a lot before.'
You tell Diaolyn 'Oh really?'
Diaolyn tells you 'I considered you a friend.'
You tell Diaolyn 'THAT good of one, huh.'
Diaolyn tells you 'I was joking with you and I thought you were playing along.' <-- Covering "her" ass
You tell Diaolyn 'Didn't sound like joking to me.'
Diaolyn tells you 'Never would I think you would make it public.'
You tell Diaolyn 'That's what you get for trying to "mud sex."'
Diaolyn tells you 'It was a joke Versath.'
Diaolyn tells you 'Thanks.'
You tell Diaolyn 'You're welcome.'

I don't understand how ridiculously obtuse I have to be before people like this realize it's not what they planned...