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SUBJECT: ENDARTH.
SUBJECT_ANALYSIS: ILLOGICAL. PROBABILITY_OF_INSANITY: 34%
SUBJECT_BEHAVIOR_DATA: VERBALLY_HOSTILE, MAKES_UNWARRANTED_CLAIMS_OF_SUPERIORITY.
MEMORY_BUFFER_SUMMARY: SUBJECT_WAS_BLACKJACKED, RELIEVED_OF_ALL_WEAPONS_AND_POTIONS, THEN_KILLED_WITH_DIRT_KICK. SUBJECT_CORPSE_THEN_MOSTLY_EMPTIED.

<313/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'Oh.'

<313/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> em makes a ticking noise.
Tikgnotron makes a ticking noise.

<313/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'That's bullshit.'

<313/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth looks at you.

<313/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> em makes a soft whirring noise, like a fan.
Tikgnotron makes a soft whirring noise, like a fan.

<313/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'I'll still kick your ass.'

<322/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> em makes a soft whirring noise, like a fan.

Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'Let's duel, fucker.'
Tikgnotron makes a soft whirring noise, like a fan.

<333/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> l end
Before you is a stumpy halfling. By stumpy halfling, I mean most
halflings would consider him short. His brownish-red hair is very curly and
his eye twinkles enthusiastically, adding a sort of childish flair to his
persona. His glinting white teeth beam everywhere, almost psychotically so.
His great big grin agrees with his shining green eyes and reddish cheeks.
He is pleasantly plump, but his legs and arms look slim. His feet are
disgustingly hairy and his toenails are pristinely clean. He has a single
oustanding item... His left arm has several deep gashes lengthways, as does
his throat.
He has begun to do some traveling.
Endarth looks pretty hurt.

Endarth is using:
an onyx-black gemstone ring of alacrity
(Glowing) a pair of spiked gauntlets
(Glowing) a water cube

<333/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'Let's fucking duel, asswipe.'

<367/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'As soon as I am not a ghost.'

<367/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> agree
You agree absolutely.

<367/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'I'll kill your ass.'

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Lanore says 'Endarth and Tik do battles in the arena?'

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth agrees absolutely.

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> shrugYou shrug.

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'I lost my mind and got killed.'

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth shrugs helplessly.

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> who[ Fire ] Changerang the Weaponsmith
[ Slith ] Sariss the Combatant
[ H-Elf ] <PK> Lanore the Templar Footman
[ Half ] Endarth the Militant
[ Elf ] Orinea Nyshashadar the Sage
[38 Gnome Thi] <PK> Tikgnotron Markseven the Lord of the Underworld
Players found: 6
There are 6 characters on; the most on since startup was 22.

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> whePlayers near you:
Changerang Weapon Shop
<PK> Lanore Entrance to the Arena
Endarth Entrance to the Arena
Orinea Temple Square
<PK> Tikgnotron Entrance to the Arena

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'So i kill him with this.'

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> eqYou are using:
(Glowing) a blood candle
an opal ring
an opal ring
a teeth necklace
a teeth necklace
a hunting hat
a living wood torso
some black-tear sleeves
a pair of mithril gauntlets
a set of mithril leggings
a pair of black-tear boots
a bear-skin cloak
a mithril girth
a living wood wrist guard
a living wood wrist guard
a big bone spear
a scarlet and blue stone

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> who[ Fire ] Changerang the Weaponsmith
[ Slith ] Sariss the Combatant
[ H-Elf ] <PK> Lanore the Templar Footman
[ Half ] Endarth the Militant
[ Elf ] Orinea Nyshashadar the Sage
[38 Gnome Thi] <PK> Tikgnotron Markseven the Lord of the Underworld
Players found: 6
There are 6 characters on; the most on since startup was 22.

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> whePlayers near you:
Changerang Weapon Shop
<PK> Lanore Entrance to the Arena
Endarth Entrance to the Arena
Orinea Temple Square
<PK> Tikgnotron Entrance to the Arena

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'To prove that it was a loss of mind.'

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'And to get my things back.' <== FOOLISH_ORGANIC_BEING, IT_HAS_SACRIFICED_ALL_RARES.

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> em makes a ticking noise.Tikgnotron makes a ticking noise.

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth winks at Lanore.

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Lanore looks at Endarth.

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Lanore winces in agony.

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> who[ Fire ] Changerang the Weaponsmith
[ Slith ] Sariss the Combatant
[ H-Elf ] <PK> Lanore the Templar Footman
[ Half ] Endarth the Militant
[ Elf ] Orinea Nyshashadar the Sage
[38 Gnome Thi] <PK> Tikgnotron Markseven the Lord of the Underworld
Players found: 6
There are 6 characters on; the most on since startup was 22.

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> whePlayers near you:
Changerang The Main Street
<PK> Lanore Entrance to the Arena
Endarth Entrance to the Arena
Orinea North Square
<PK> Tikgnotron Entrance to the Arena

<600/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'I can do it.'

***INITIALIZE_COMBAT_MODULE***

<600/600hp 553/553m 348/362mv 3948tnl><. .> wThe Hall of Courage
The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be difficult
to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators to watch from.
+ On the walls is the blood of past warriors who have won and lost
| here. Many markings from the clashing of steel upon them have been
+-@-+ buried deep into their stonework. The floor is bare and basic, designed
| solely to provide the most basic needs of combat. A plaque engraved
+ in the wall reads, 'He who dares wins'.

[Exits: east west]

<600/600hp 553/553m 347/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth walks in.

<600/600hp 553/553m 347/362mv 3948tnl><. .> w
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Endarth!'
Endarth stops following you.
Endarth's flame decimates you!
No way! You are still fighting!
Endarth has a few scratches.

<572/600hp 553/553m 347/362mv 3948tnl><; !>
Your pierce misses Endarth.
Endarth's flame wounds you.
Endarth's flame wounds you.
Endarth has a few scratches.

<532/600hp 553/553m 347/362mv 3948tnl><; !> clobYou slip in close and clobber Endarth with the dragonfang spear, sending him flying!
Your clobber DISEMBOWELS Endarth!
Endarth maintains his grip on his weapon.
You kick dirt at Endarth while he is sprawled.
Your kicked dirt misses Endarth.
Endarth has a few scratches.

<532/600hp 553/553m 347/362mv 3948tnl><; !>
Endarth dances around your pierce, easily dodging it.
Endarth's flame mauls you.
Something sears your flesh with flames.
Endarth's flaming bite scratches you.
Endarth has a few scratches.

<506/600hp 553/553m 347/362mv 3948tnl><; !>
Endarth has fled!
Endarth walks east.

<506/600hp 553/553m 347/362mv 3948tnl><. .> clobe
Endarth walks in.

<506/600hp 553/553m 347/362mv 3948tnl><. .> But you aren't fighting anyone!

<506/600hp 553/553m 347/362mv 3948tnl><. .> dirt $$You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Endarth!'
You deftly perform a counterbalance evasion.
You manage to dodge Endarth's flame with a lot of effort.
You dodge Endarth's flame.
You deftly perform a counterbalance evasion.
You couldn't dodge Endarth's drowning but he misses by inches.
You dodge Endarth's flame.
You dance around Endarth's flame and easily dodge it.
No way! You are still fighting!
Endarth has a few scratches.

<506/600hp 553/553m 347/362mv 3948tnl><; %> Your kicked dirt misses Endarth.
Endarth has a few scratches.

<506/600hp 553/553m 347/362mv 3948tnl><; %>
Your pierce misses Endarth.
You dodge Endarth's flame.
You deftly perform a counterbalance evasion.
You couldn't dodge Endarth's flame but he misses by inches.
Endarth's flame mauls you.
Endarth has a few scratches.

<484/600hp 553/553m 347/362mv 3948tnl><; %>
Endarth traps you between his weapons and attempts to hobble you.
Endarth's hobble hits you.
Endarth has a few scratches.

<472/600hp 553/553m 347/362mv 3948tnl><; %> clob
Endarth deflects your pierce aside in an ungraceful parry.
Your pierce misses Endarth.
You dodge Endarth's flame.
You parry Endarth's drowning.
Endarth has a few scratches.

<472/600hp 553/553m 347/362mv 3948tnl><; %> You slip in close and clobber Endarth with the dragonfang spear, sending him flying!
Your clobber DISEMBOWELS Endarth!
The dragonfang spear dislodges Endarth's weapon!
You disarm Endarth!
You kick dirt at Endarth while he is sprawled.
Your kicked dirt misses Endarth.
Endarth has some small wounds and bruises.

<479/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. @>
Endarth switches a water cube to his good hand.
Your pierce maims Endarth!
Endarth parries your pierce.
You parry Endarth's drowning.
Endarth has some small wounds and bruises.

<479/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><; *>
Endarth has fled!
Endarth walks west.

<479/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> clobwBut you aren't fighting anyone!

<479/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> Endarth walks in.
The Path of Fury
The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be difficult
to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators to watch from.
On the walls is the blood of past warriors who have won and lost
here. Many markings from the clashing of steel upon them have been
@-+-+ buried deep into their stonework. The floor is bare and basic, designed
| solely to provide the most basic needs of combat. A plaque engraved
+-+ in the wall reads, 'He who dares wins'.
|
+

[Exits: east south]

<479/600hp 553/553m 360/362mv 3948tnl><. .> wear boneYou stop wielding the dragonfang spear.
You wield a big bone spear.
You feel quite confident with a big bone spear.
You are no longer counterbalanced.

<479/600hp 553/553m 360/362mv 3948tnl><. .> sThe Path of Fury
The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be difficult
to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators to watch
+-+ from. On the walls is the blood of past warriors who have won
| and lost here. Many markings from the clashing of steel upon them
+-+-@ have been buried deep into their stonework. The floor is bare
| and basic, designed solely to provide the most basic needs of combat.
+ A plaque engraved in the wall reads, 'He who dares wins'.
|
+

[Exits: north south west]

<479/600hp 553/553m 358/362mv 3948tnl><. .> dirt $$They aren't here.

<479/600hp 553/553m 358/362mv 3948tnl><. .> scan
Endarth walks in.
You scan all around.
You scan north.
You scan south.
You scan west.

<479/600hp 553/553m 358/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Endarth!'
Endarth's flame mauls you.
You manage to dodge Endarth's flame with a lot of effort.
Endarth has some small wounds and bruises.

<456/600hp 553/553m 358/362mv 3948tnl><; %>
Endarth parries your cleave with a hasty swing from his off-hand weapon.
You awkwardly parry Endarth's flame with a loud clang.
You awkwardly parry Endarth's flame with a loud clang.
Something sears your flesh with flames.
Endarth's flaming bite scratches you.
Endarth has some small wounds and bruises.

<454/600hp 553/553m 358/362mv 3948tnl><; %> clobYou slip in close and clobber Endarth with a big bone spear, sending him flying!
Your clobber MANGLES Endarth!
A big bone spear dislodges Endarth's weapon!
You disarm Endarth!
A big bone spear dislodges Endarth's weapon!
You disarm Endarth!
Endarth has quite a few wounds.

<454/600hp 553/553m 358/362mv 3948tnl><. @>
Your cleave MUTILATES Endarth!
Your cleave DISMEMBERS Endarth!
You manage to dodge Endarth's punch with a lot of effort.
Endarth's punch wounds you.
You parry Endarth's punch.
Endarth has quite a few wounds.

<437/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. @>
Endarth has fled!
Endarth walks south.

<437/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> dirsdirt $$But you aren't in combat!

<437/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> The Path of Fury
+ The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be difficult
| to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators to watch from.
+-+ On the walls is the blood of past warriors who have won and lost
| here. Many markings from the clashing of steel upon them have been
@ buried deep into their stonework. The floor is bare and basic, designed
| solely to provide the most basic needs of combat. A plaque engraved
+-+-+ in the wall reads, 'He who dares wins'.

[Exits: north south]
Endarth the Militant is here.

<437/600hp 553/553m 360/362mv 3948tnl><. .> Endarth walks north.

<437/600hp 553/553m 360/362mv 3948tnl><. .> They aren't here.

<437/600hp 553/553m 360/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth walks in.

<437/600hp 553/553m 360/362mv 3948tnl><. .> s
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Endarth!'
Endarth's flame injures you.
Endarth concentrates on his combat style to prevent you from dodging.
Endarth's flame decimates you!
Endarth's flame injures you.
Endarth has quite a few wounds.

<383/600hp 553/553m 360/362mv 3948tnl><; *> No way! You are still fighting!
Endarth has quite a few wounds.

<383/600hp 553/553m 360/362mv 3948tnl><; *>
Your cleave DISMEMBERS Endarth!
Endarth's flame mauls you.
Something sears your flesh with flames.
Endarth's flaming bite scratches you.
Endarth has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<359/600hp 553/553m 360/362mv 3948tnl><; *> clobYou slip in close and clobber Endarth with a big bone spear, sending him flying!
Your clobber MANGLES Endarth!
A big bone spear dislodges Endarth's weapon!
You disarm Endarth!
Endarth looks pretty hurt.

<359/600hp 553/553m 360/362mv 3948tnl><. @>
Endarth dodges your cleave.
Your cleave DISEMBOWELS Endarth!
You awkwardly parry Endarth's punch with a loud clang.
Endarth's punch mauls you.
Endarth looks pretty hurt.

<338/600hp 553/553m 360/362mv 3948tnl><. @>
Your cleave DISMEMBERS Endarth!
Endarth dodges your cleave.
Endarth nimbly dodges your cleave with a practiced maneuver.
You dodge Endarth's punch.
You dodge Endarth's punch.
Endarth is in awful condition.

<338/600hp 553/553m 360/362mv 3948tnl><. @> dir
Endarth has fled!
Endarth limps south.

<338/600hp 553/553m 360/362mv 3948tnl><. .> But you aren't in combat!

<338/600hp 553/553m 360/362mv 3948tnl><. .> sCentre of the Arena
+ The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be
| difficult to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators
+ to watch from. On the walls is the blood of past warriors who
| have won and lost here. Many markings from the clashing of steel
+-+-@-+-+ upon them have been buried deep into their stonework. The floor
is bare and basic, designed solely to provide the most basic needs of combat.
The iron gates of the arena are to the south. Hallways lead off in all the
other directions.

[Exits: north east (south) west]
Endarth the Militant is here.

<338/600hp 553/553m 358/362mv 3948tnl><. .> dirt $$
Endarth limps north.
They aren't here.

***PURSUE_TARGET***

<345/600hp 553/553m 315/362mv 3948tnl><. .> dirt $$The Path of Devotion
The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be difficult
to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators to watch from.
+-+ On the walls is the blood of past warriors who have won and lost
| here. Many markings from the clashing of steel upon them have been
n @ buried deep into their stonework. The floor is bare and basic, designed
| solely to provide the most basic needs of combat.
+-+

[Exits: north south]
Endarth the Militant is here.

<345/600hp 553/553m 313/362mv 3948tnl><. .> dirt $$Endarth yells 'Help! Tikgnotron tried to kick dirt into my eyes!'
Your kicked dirt misses Endarth.
Endarth is in awful condition.

<345/600hp 553/553m 313/362mv 3948tnl><; *>
Endarth has fled!
Endarth limps north.

<345/600hp 553/553m 313/362mv 3948tnl><. .> n
Endarth limps in.

<345/600hp 553/553m 313/362mv 3948tnl><. .> e
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Endarth!'
You parry Endarth's flame.
Endarth's flame decimates you!
Endarth is in awful condition.

<318/600hp 553/553m 313/362mv 3948tnl><; *>
Endarth parries your cleave.
Endarth blocks your attack and attempts to strike at the brief opening.
Endarth's riposte hits you.
Endarth's flame mauls you.
Endarth is in awful condition.

<284/600hp 553/553m 313/362mv 3948tnl><; *> clobNo way! You are still fighting!
Endarth is in awful condition.

<284/600hp 553/553m 313/362mv 3948tnl><; *> Your kicked dirt misses Endarth.
Endarth is in awful condition.

<284/600hp 553/553m 313/362mv 3948tnl><; *>
Endarth has fled!
Endarth limps south.

<284/600hp 553/553m 313/362mv 3948tnl><. .> s
You are thirsty.
The town clock tolls twelve times as noon approaches.

<295/600hp 553/553m 355/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth limps in.

<295/600hp 553/553m 355/362mv 3948tnl><. .> dri barrel
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Endarth!'
Endarth's flame wounds you.
Endarth concentrates on his combat style to prevent you from dodging.
Endarth's flame injures you.
Endarth can't dodge away from the reach of your spear fast enough.
Your cleave DISEMBOWELS Endarth!
Endarth dodges your cleave.
You dodge Endarth's flame.
Endarth is in awful condition.

<262/600hp 553/553m 355/362mv 3948tnl><; *> No way! You are still fighting!
Endarth is in awful condition.

<262/600hp 553/553m 355/362mv 3948tnl><; *> clobNo way! You are still fighting!
Endarth is in awful condition.

<262/600hp 553/553m 355/362mv 3948tnl><; *> You slip in close and clobber Endarth with a big bone spear, sending him flying!
Your clobber MANGLES Endarth!
Endarth is DEAD!!
Endarth have yielded. You have won the challenge.
The Juggernaut yells 'Endarth has been defeated by Tikgnotron.'
The Juggernaut yells 'The duel lasted 1 minute and 46 seconds.'
Endarth's arm is dismembered from his dead body.

<262/600hp 553/553m 355/362mv 3948tnl><. .> exa corg clear sacquaf clearThe Hall of Excellence
+ The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be difficult
| to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators to watch from.
C On the walls is the blood of past warriors who have won and lost
| here. Many markings from the clashing of steel upon them have been
@-+ buried deep into their stonework. The floor is bare and basic, designed
| solely to provide the most basic needs of combat. Engraved on the
+ wall is a plaque that reads, 'To lead is to reach toward heaven'.

[Exits: north east]

<262/600hp 553/553m 353/362mv 3948tnl><. .> You drink water from the barrel.

<262/600hp 553/553m 353/362mv 3948tnl><. .> But you aren't fighting anyone!

<262/600hp 553/553m 353/362mv 3948tnl><. .> You do not see that here.

<262/600hp 553/553m 353/362mv 3948tnl><. .> You get a clear potion from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<262/600hp 553/553m 353/362mv 3948tnl><. .> You quaff a clear potion.
Your eyes tingle.
Your eyes tingle.
Your eyes tingle.

<262/600hp 553/553m 353/362mv 3948tnl><. .> nThe Path of Devotion
The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be difficult
to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators to watch from.
+-+ On the walls is the blood of past warriors who have won and lost
| here. Many markings from the clashing of steel upon them have been
@ buried deep into their stonework. The floor is bare and basic, designed
| solely to provide the most basic needs of combat.
+-+

[Exits: north south]
The corpse of Endarth is lying here.
The sliced-off arm of Endarth is lying here.

***BEGIN_FUNCTION('GET_THINGS'). CORPSE_FULLY_LOOTED***

<274/600hp 553/553m 354/362mv 3948tnl><. .> Endarth yells 'You are useless, Thief.'

<274/600hp 553/553m 354/362mv 3948tnl><. .> eThe Path of War
The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be
difficult to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators
+ to watch from. On the walls is the blood of past warriors who
| have won and lost here. Many markings from the clashing of steel
+-+-@-+-+ upon them have been buried deep into their stonework. The floor
is bare and basic, designed solely to provide the most basic needs of combat.
Engraved on the wall is a plaque that reads, 'To lead is to reach toward heaven'.

[Exits: east west]

<274/600hp 553/553m 352/362mv 3948tnl><. .> Centre of the Arena
+ The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be
| difficult to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators
+ to watch from. On the walls is the blood of past warriors who
| have won and lost here. Many markings from the clashing of steel
+-+-@-+-+ upon them have been buried deep into their stonework. The floor
is bare and basic, designed solely to provide the most basic needs of combat.
The iron gates of the arena are to the south. Hallways lead off in all the
other directions.

[Exits: north east (south) west]

<274/600hp 553/553m 350/362mv 3948tnl><. .> op sYou open the door south of you.

<274/600hp 553/553m 350/362mv 3948tnl><. .> srestEntrance to the Arena
+ You are at the entrance to Seringale's acclaimed fighting arena. This
| is where those who wish for a smaller battlegrounds come to test
+-+-+ their will, their courage and their metal against each other. A
| huge iron gate stands just north of you, waiting to shut the next
@ victim inside its confines. You can leave this place back onto the
| north road to the south, or you can head northwards and take up the
+-+-+ challenge. A sign on the wall outlines the rules of the arena.

[Exits: north south]
Endarth is resting here.
Dralidan the Master of Nage Waza is here.
The Juggernaut stands here with his arms folded across his chest.

<276/600hp 553/553m 349/362mv 3948tnl><. .> You rest.

<276/600hp 553/553m 349/362mv 3948tnl><. .> who[ Fire ] Changerang the Weaponsmith
[ Slith ] Sariss the Combatant
[ Human ] <PK> Dralidan Caen the Master of Nage Waza
[ Half ] Endarth the Militant
[ Elf ] Orinea Nyshashadar the Sage
[38 Gnome Thi] <PK> Tikgnotron Markseven the Lord of the Underworld
Players found: 6
There are 6 characters on; the most on since startup was 22.

<276/600hp 553/553m 349/362mv 3948tnl><. .> whePlayers near you:
<PK> Dralidan Entrance to the Arena
Endarth Entrance to the Arena
Orinea The East Common Road
<PK> Tikgnotron Entrance to the Arena

<276/600hp 553/553m 349/362mv 3948tnl><. .> chortHeh.

<276/600hp 553/553m 349/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth looks at you.

<276/600hp 553/553m 349/362mv 3948tnl><. .> em makes a soft whirring noise, like a fan.Tikgnotron makes a soft whirring noise, like a fan.

<276/600hp 553/553m 349/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'Fucking lose.'
Dralidan drinks water from a barrel.

<276/600hp 553/553m 349/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth stands up.

<276/600hp 553/553m 349/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
The Juggernaut says 'Only combatants are allowed in here, Endarth.'
The Juggernaut blocks Endarth from entering the arena.

<276/600hp 553/553m 349/362mv 3948tnl><. .> restYou are already resting.

<276/600hp 553/553m 349/362mv 3948tnl><. .> lEntrance to the Arena
+ You are at the entrance to Seringale's acclaimed fighting arena. This
| is where those who wish for a smaller battlegrounds come to test
+-+-+ their will, their courage and their metal against each other. A
| huge iron gate stands just north of you, waiting to shut the next
@ victim inside its confines. You can leave this place back onto the
| north road to the south, or you can head northwards and take up the
+-+-+ challenge. A sign on the wall outlines the rules of the arena.

[Exits: north south]
Endarth the Militant is here.
Dralidan the Master of Nage Waza is here.
The Juggernaut stands here with his arms folded across his chest.

<276/600hp 553/553m 349/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
The Juggernaut says 'Only combatants are allowed in here, Endarth.'
The Juggernaut blocks Endarth from entering the arena.

<276/600hp 553/553m 349/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
The rain stopped.

<294/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth blinks innocently.

<294/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Dralidan drinks water from a barrel.

<294/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> who[ Fire ] Changerang the Weaponsmith
[ Slith ] Sariss the Combatant
[ Human ] <PK> Dralidan Caen the Master of Nage Waza
[ Half ] Endarth the Militant
[ Elf ] Orinea Nyshashadar the Sage
[38 Gnome Thi] <PK> Tikgnotron Markseven the Lord of the Underworld
Players found: 6
There are 6 characters on; the most on since startup was 22.

<294/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'Why won't he let me go in.'

<294/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
The Juggernaut says 'Only combatants are allowed in here, Dralidan.'
The Juggernaut blocks Dralidan from entering the arena.

<294/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
The Juggernaut says 'Only combatants are allowed in here, Endarth.'
The Juggernaut blocks Endarth from entering the arena.

<294/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
The Juggernaut says 'Only combatants are allowed in here, Endarth.'
The Juggernaut blocks Endarth from entering the arena.

<303/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
The Juggernaut says 'Only combatants are allowed in here, Endarth.'
The Juggernaut blocks Endarth from entering the arena.

<303/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
The Juggernaut says 'Only combatants are allowed in here, Endarth.'
The Juggernaut blocks Endarth from entering the arena.

<303/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
The Juggernaut says 'Only combatants are allowed in here, Endarth.'
The Juggernaut blocks Endarth from entering the arena.

<303/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> em makes a soft whirring noise, like a fan.Tikgnotron makes a soft whirring noise, like a fan.

<303/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'I JUST DIED YOU FUCKING PRICK.'

<303/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'Let me get my shit.'

<303/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth thinks long and hard about the issue.

<303/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> em makes a soft whirring noise, like a fan.Tikgnotron makes a soft whirring noise, like a fan.

<303/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'Did you take it all, Tikgnotron?'

<313/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> esay 'buzzes' AFFIRMATIVETikgnotron buzzes 'AFFIRMATIVE.'

<313/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth nods.

<345/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Dralidan says in a hollow tone 'Why cant all just get along.'

<356/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> pat dralYou pat Dralidan on his head.

<356/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> esay 'buzzes' SUBJECT_IS_ILLOGICALTikgnotron buzzes 'SUBJECT_IS_ILLOGICAL.'

<356/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Dralidan utters the words, 'uizuguburuhl'.
Dralidan fades out of existence.

<365/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> esay 'buzzes' ILLOGICAL_BEHAVIOR_PROHIBITS_COOPERATIONTikgnotron buzzes 'ILLOGICAL_BEHAVIOR_PROHIBITS_COOPERATION.'

<365/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'I did nothing.'

<374/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'Except prove you wrong.'

<374/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth snickers softly.

<374/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth pats you on your head.

<464/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'You are a worthless sonofabiiiiitch.'

<464/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> em makes a soft whirring noise, like a fan.Tikgnotron makes a soft whirring noise, like a fan.

<474/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .> em makes a soft whirring noise, like a fan.Tikgnotron makes a soft whirring noise, like a fan.

<474/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>
Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'Phukk you, Prick.'

Tikgnotron makes a soft whirring noise, like a fan.

<490/600hp 553/553m 362/362mv 3948tnl><. .>

END_TRANSMISSION

Kessor ILLOGICAL_HALFLING -

First of all, omg, you are afuckingnnoying.

second:

"SUBJECT: ENDARTH.
SUBJECT_ANALYSIS: ILLOGICAL. PROBABILITY_OF_INSANITY: 34%
SUBJECT_BEHAVIOR_DATA: VERBALLY_HOSTILE, MAKES_UNWARRANTED_CLAIMS_OF_SUPERIORITY.
MEMORY_BUFFER_SUMMARY: SUBJECT_WAS_BLACKJACKED, RELIEVED_OF_ALL_WEAPONS_AND_POTIONS, THEN_KILLED_WITH_DIRT_KICK. SUBJECT_CORPSE_THEN_MOSTLY_EMPTIED."

You were being verbally hostile. Not Endarth. He was blackjacked, NOT relieved of weapons or potions. He kicked out and Dralidan's asses at the same time. He just didn't pursue either of you. He lost connection when you killed him. How about posting all your shit? Seriously. And he only cussed and acted like this after more than an hour of your stupid shit.

Damn I hate you. I wish I knew who the hell you were. I don't know why, maybe it's your stupid rp(that should be banned) but I hate you.

Sorry for the flame, but seriously, post all that happened and how he mowed you like grass when he had connection over and over without aura. How about that, you ahole.

Tikgnotron ILLOGICAL_HALFLING -

What triggered the attack was Endarth claiming to have blueprints of Tikgnotron's design and claiming to know about Tikgnotron's flaws. As for Tikgnotron's roleplay, Vanisse and Groq both approved it so you're out of luck there. And you were relieved of your weapons and your sack after you got blackjacked for I think the third time. It's not your fault you didn't know that, I guess, since you claim to be linkdead at the time.

Also, if you knew who I was you'd think twice about all that flaming. *wink*

He did claim that. Woopty do. You landed ONE blackjack out of at least FIVE. You took the sack, the shield, and ONE weapon. three other weapons and the one wielded remained.

And no, I really don't think I would think twice about it. *wink*

slade ILLOGICAL_HALFLING -

You could do without the underscores and caps.

davor ILLOGICAL_HALFLING -

caps and underscores make no sense in context of machine talk... buzzing and some emotes will cover nicely without breaking immersion, otherwise golem roleplay...
Welcome back... if you actually ever left

xerties ILLOGICAL_HALFLING -

Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'That's bullshit.'

Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'I'll still kick your ass.'

Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'Let's duel, fucker.'

Endarth says in a squeaky voice, 'I JUST DIED YOU FUCKING PRICK.'

I don't think you have any room to be questioning ANYBODY else's roleplay. With RP like that it's no wonder you were denied your justice application.

I, for one, love Tiknotron's RP. I think it's hilarious. Keep up the good work.

Clifton ILLOGICAL_HALFLING -

I don't think it fits the medieval context, but I have no problem with it. It's funny, with a modern twist.

Besides all the talking, this is the only thing that matters.

You slip in close and clobber Endarth with a big bone spear, sending him flying!
Your clobber MANGLES Endarth!
Endarth is DEAD!!

It might matter how you get there, but 99/100 times it doesn't.

Loved him getting continually schooled by clobber.

Crede ILLOGICAL_HALFLING -

Tikgnotron is hilarious... I'm surprised nobody has thought of that already.

there was one character that already toyed with golem rp...
still to do it with gnome thief... is sort of really funny...

erlwith ILLOGICAL_HALFLING -

the underscores, colons,etc. don't make any sense whatsoever in AR. There are no computers in AR so formatting speach like code is stupid, not to mention most punctuation doesn't translate. I'd actually call it bad RP if it wasn't so refreshing just to see something new. The RP of being a gnome machine is good imo and Tik does it fairly well, but I think the speech aspect could use a lot more work.

"Also, if you knew who I was you'd think twice about all that flaming."

I am curious to know what who you are has to do with flaming, and why it would prevent someone from doing so.

deadzero ILLOGICAL_HALFLING -

so 'rp' speaking here. there would be no difference in that rp than if I were to role up a charctar with robo-justice rp.

People talk in colons in real life, just not as often as Tik does. I do get the point about underscores and caps not making too much sense though, plus I hate it when other people TYPE IN ALL CAPS ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE IT HURTS MY EYES. I just used it as an attention-grabber at first, so that you couldn't miss the RP concept no matter how dense you were. Now I'm going to stick with it though for the sake of consistency, until something happens IC to make him talk differently.

It's kinda lame Endarth made a new account (Kessor) to back himself up...Please correct me if I'm wrong about this, but it's quite obvious
Evidence point 1: look at the forum topic "Hello?" And the topic "Urkxu" on invokation. Both display the same disturbing curiosity.
Evidence point 2: He is the only person on Endarth's side in this case.
Evidence point 3: Recently created account.

retard ILLOGICAL_HALFLING -

You can easily modify this RP to pull it off as well without the negative attention of CAPS_LOCK, it'd improve it.

cateroth ILLOGICAL_HALFLING -

i disagree, keep it up, Tik, you rock

You disagree why? No reasoning. ILLOGICAL_

changing rp is worse than the use of underscores.

just because it is is ooc, it doesnt mean its bad ooc, its funny

groq and VANISSE have approved him

and you are multi-accounting again....

No need to defend me, Cateroth. I'm taking this as constructive criticism. Even if I ultimately don't follow it, I appreciate the input.

murfin ILLOGICAL_HALFLING -

it would perhaps make more sense to have your esay read 'displays on a screen' if you wanted to use underscores, although then it would be even more anachronistic.

and happy new year, everyone...

Yeah HAAAAPPPPYYY New Years!

And...
"just because it is is ooc, it doesnt mean its bad ooc, its funny "

OOC in a RP enforced MUd is obviously bad no matter what some silly person thinks.
21st century OOC in a medieval fantasy MUd is worse than bad. There's no such thing as good OOC in a RP enforced game, that's pretty straight forward.

faelon ILLOGICAL_HALFLING -

The machine talk does not belong in Ar, at all, refreshing or not.

Someone claiming to have a .45 caliber handgun and talking about being a "straight crip from the upper east side of the shire" is refreshing, it does not make it a good idea.

If this type of role play is what AR considers new and "refreshing" than obviously AR has slipped a lot farther than I had ever thought that it would.

As far as the other person involved, if you feel the urge to start using caps and throwing down the FUCK's and SHIT HEADS and what not, than you obviously need to save and quit. Fairly simple to walk away and come back cooled down and rational. Its a game chief, chill out.

green ILLOGICAL_HALFLING -

I totally think I could pull off a halfling gangster thief with a hand crossbow.

OOC means Out Of Character, and I don't think I broke character. That's like if I say 'Let's fucking duel, asswipe.' You just don't like the character in the first place, and that's a different issue. My response to the anachronism complaints is Gnometron. Take a machine like Gnometron, remove the pilots, apply golem magic to it, and you have Tikgnotron. This seems plausible in the AR world to me.

I agree with the points about the SPEECH_FORMAT not making sense, but I'd have to argue against you if you were to say that Tikgnotron could not exist in our fantasy setting.

Wait, so are you a gnome that thinks hes a gnometron, or are you actually trying to be a gnometron? Because the later is not legitimate RP, I say the same thing in the past for someone like Twiznejdoodoo and his 50 spirits in one non-human but oh wait I'm human routine. You have [Gnome] next to your name because you're a gnome. So hopefully its the former for you because until they decide to make golem or machine a playable race than that would be garbage otherwise. And you still need to get rid of SPEECH_FORMAT regardless.

And looking at your background its the latter, which is bullshit. You cannot pick GNOME as your race and try to pull off MACHINE CREATION BY THE HANDS OF AND MADE TO LOOK LIKE A GNOME. Its not the same.

Slade, if that's the case then you need to be blasting Sifia too for RPing a human beast. Or really anyone who does not roleplay within the confines of their race.

I don't see any problems with a gnome "robot". It's totally plausible in this setting, but of course it wouldn't be nearly as advanced or speak in "code" which is where Tik begins to toe the line.

I say improve Tik, take your RP and try to refine it to the bounds of a medieval fantasy world.

Really, on second thought (and not while drunk) - there's no reason why Tik can't just talk with the same syntax but without the caps. Evidently his "mind" will formulate responses in the same manner. So you'd end up with

Tikgnotron buzzes 'Alert: Illogical halfling.'

as opposed to

Tikgnotron buzzes 'ALERT: ILLOGICAL_HALFLING.'

To me, it has the same effect, saves you some shifting and doesn't make everyone's eyes bleed. What with the whirring and grinding of gears and whatnot that you already emote, that should be quite enough to get your RP across.

I agree, I made mistakes... I went ooc. Agreed. I won't even try justifying or arguing that. I should have left and chilled out. I also, just since I can say it now that I am not IC, you need a comma after buzzes.... that bugs me to all hell. Sorry..... just egk.

50 spirits in one non-human but oh wait I'm human routine

i lol'd

"you need a comma after buzzes"

The generic "Bob says 'Moo.'" doesn't have the comma either, even though it should. So by that standpoint everyone should do esay 'says,' ...

Mandor ILLOGICAL_HALFLING -

until I see any magical or gnomish machinery in the game, I call shenanigans on this "RP".

Gnometron, gnome village.

GG.

shit people you can't be that bored...
remove the underscores, loose the caps.
whiners and propsers... move on for fucks sake...

youre thinking of WoW clifton

Kickemgood ILLOGICAL_HALFLING -

does anyone think that the "new player" Windfoot could possibly be just a pissed of Endarth??? anyone? he is a halfling again just a pissed off thief!

no, theres a gnometron in ar... you know, clockwork heart?

hopefully future prospective players arent reading this

Lol. That's funny. DISCUSSION:CLOSED.
In summary, there is some things he could do to enhance his roleplay to make it fit better. That's true with all characters though. THE END.

(and no, kickemgood, Windfoot is not my character. I did see fiura wipe him all over Thera though.... besides. I'm not pissed off.... I got over the whole thing already...)

well, except large quantity monkey excrement and a big round chunk of stinky who gives a damn not much constructive shit could be found here, minus Slade's few comments.

Basically if you want to discuss this rp:
Gnome robot, ok...
1. gnome *thief* robot... robot that can sneak, hide, steal and do as dexterous and intelligent moves as clobber, pilfer, sidestep... which require "above average" dexterity, perception and idea...
laugh out loud concept - today's robots are clunky, loud and as subtle as band of drunken dwarves, example of so acrobatic robots are reserved for rare and hardcore scfi novels which have nothing to do with world of AR, check dex stats for golems in most fantasy settings as they are closest to robots.
warrior robot ok... wizard robot possibly even more interesting... thief? dumb
2. ok, genious gnome inventors make robot out of what? paper mache??? why the fuck would you use so fragile material that robot was vulnerable to bash sort of attacks?
Good thing that they were all out of eggshell when they were making Robocop...
3. so you eat and drink...
list goes on...
you call it refreshing, but possibly Faelon is on the mark with his comment

I jassumed he was a gnome that really thinks he is a robot, and you can't tell me AR couldn't have crazy people like that.

Anyway Kalist did it with a stone giant/golem and nobody complained about it. Didnt Kalist also invent Gnometron?

Kthx

since robots didnt exist in midieval times, noone at that time could believe themselves to be a robot.

delusions and psychosis take input from the surroundings and the person integrates that into a make believe world.

golems are not robots. Golems exist in some parts of AR. Golems require magic to function. a giant race is more on par with the dexterity of a golem to begin with. since golems arent going to be put in AR, Kalist used the stone giant race and roleplayed it as a golem. THAT is refreshing and interesting. This gnome robot crap belongs in shadowrun.

trance ILLOGICAL_HALFLING -

"since robots didnt exist in midieval times, noone at that time could believe themselves to be a robot. "

Whatever. We need materia-imbued lazer guns and Tikgnotron needs to dual wield them. Holy shit that would be awesome.

ILLOGICAL_BUT_AWESOME_LAZER_GUNS