FUCK YOU DAV

posted on 2008-02-05 18:30:28
<{98%hit 100%mana 97%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>who

[ H-Elf\t] Tarth Harg the Holy Knight
[ Stone\t] Dakkaur the Provoked
[40 Human Dkn] <PK> (Underling)[LEGION] Gerom the Evil Knight
[ Duerg\t] Nitirus Skah the Adept of Faith
[ Human\t] Endo the Trooper
[ Duerg\t] Dryzlin Greton the Burglar
[ H-Elf\t] Lorabu the Questor
[ Drow ] Crede Arxondo the Shadow, Chronicler of Heralds
[ Gnome\t] Cerise Valyam the Caller of Inferno
[ Fire \t] <PK> Changerang the Captain of Siege
[ Human\t] Maut the Master Thief
[ H-Elf\t] Teslyn the Mistress Songsmith
Players found: 12
There are 12 characters on; the most on since startup was 26.

<{98%hit 100%mana 97%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>

An Immortal cabal chats 'why are you killing heralds'

<{98%hit 100%mana 97%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}> cb idk, he wouldn't buy prot.

You cabal chat 'Idk, he wouldn't buy prot.'

<{98%hit 100%mana 97%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>

You have been transferred!
In Deep Shit
You must have done something really bad to be here!

[Exits: none]

<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>where

Players near you:
<PK> Gerom In Deep Shit

<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>cb wtf

You cabal chat 'Wtf.'

<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>

A bolt from the heavens strikes you!

<{50%hit 50%mana 50%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>cb what the fuck was taht for

You cabal chat 'What the fuck was taht for.'

<{50%hit 50%mana 50%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>

An Immortal says 'you insolent swine'

<{50%hit 50%mana 50%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>

An Immortal says 'help insanity'

<{50%hit 50%mana 50%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>say wtf?

You say 'Wtf?'

<{50%hit 50%mana 50%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>

An Immortal says 'I'll have to punish you for this offence'

<{50%hit 50%mana 50%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>say shit

You say 'Shit.'

<{50%hit 50%mana 50%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>

An Immortal says 'suggest your punishment'

<{50%hit 50%mana 50%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>say fuck you

You say 'Fuck you.'

<{50%hit 50%mana 50%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>cast summon 'Iggilwiv'

You failed the summon.

<{50%hit 43%mana 50%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>!

You failed the summon.

<{50%hit 36%mana 50%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>!

You failed the summon.

<{50%hit 29%mana 50%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>!

Iggilwiv appears suddenly in the room. <-- haha bitch

<{50%hit 29%mana 50%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>

Iggilwiv utters the words, 'hellstream'.
An Immortal yells 'Help! Iggilwiv is hellstreaming me!'
The ground erupts as Davairus is caught in a searing beam of arcane light.
Davairus fades into existence.
Iggilwiv's hellstream does UNSPEAKABLE things to Davairus!
Davairus is DEAD!!!

<{50%hit 29%mana 50%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>exa corpse

A corpse of Davairus holds:
(ruined) a Playgirl magazine
a large rubber dildo
a night blue mini-skirt
the soul of Sanary

<{50%hit 29%mana 50%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>get dildo cor

  1. Gerom FUCK YOU DAV -
    shit
    clifton delete that last line
  2. Clifton FUCK YOU DAV -
    rofl, that's hella funny.
  3. trance FUCK YOU DAV -
    hahahahaha
  4. balaks FUCK YOU DAV -
    Har!
  5. Sanary FUCK YOU DAV -
    Hey, why does Dav have my soul?
  6. m1co FUCK YOU DAV -
    which part of the log was true and which one false? :D
  7. pip FUCK YOU DAV -
    the part where he dies is the bullshit part, immortals don't die, no matter how much damage they take
  8. Piracan2 FUCK YOU DAV -
    Was fun reaming you, Gerom. your ineptitude will be sadly missed. you still owe me my money for sparing your life.