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|| Original DikuMUD by Tom Madsen, Katya Nyoboe, Hans Staerfeldt, Michael ||
|| Seifert and Sebastian Hammer. Based on Merc 2.1 code by Hatchet, Fury ||
|| and Kahn. Rom 2.4 copyright (c) 1993-1994 Russ Taylor. Founded by ||
|| Denadlyr, Rakhashe, Sarich, Stryth and Virgil. Maintained by Burzuk. ||
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By what name do you wish to be remembered? gerom
Password: imtheman
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| Latest updates: |
| [53] Mon Jan 29 Word of Recall and Nexus transportation |
| [52] Tue Jan 16 Sewers expanded, South Square access closed. |
| [51] Sun Dec 10 Guild Points |
| [50] Fri Nov 3 Updates to monster turning, protection creature, a |
| Full information available in the game with CHANGE READ #. |
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| Cabal information: |
| [KNIGHT] - 7 members (54 hours), 1 applicant. (Leader: Olyn) |
| [LEGION] - 5 members (36 hours), 5 applicants. (Leader: none) |
| [JUSTICE] - 4 members (16 hours), 2 applicants. (Leader: none) |
| Light shall prevail throughout the lands. |
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| Today's Tip is from Hans: |
| You'll need a boat for travelling on water. |
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It is 3 o'clock pm, Day of the Moon, 35th of the Month of Futility
11h:11m:27s until surge - beginning at Thu Feb 7 10:00:00 2008
Welcome to Abandoned Realms. You will never be the same.
The North Square
[Exits: east west north south]
(White Aura) Iggilwiv is here.
(White Aura) Iggilwiv is here.
(White Aura) Iggilwiv is here.
<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>
Iggilwiv screams and attacks you!
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by Iggilwiv!'
Iggilwiv's whip ***DEMOLISHES*** you!
You awkwardly parry Iggilwiv's whip with a loud clang.
You block Iggilwiv's whip with your shield.
Iggilwiv screams and attacks you!
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by Iggilwiv!'
Iggilwiv's whip MANGLES you!
Iggilwiv's whip ***DEVASTATES*** you!
You awkwardly parry Iggilwiv's whip with a loud clang.
Iggilwiv screams and attacks you!
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by Iggilwiv!'
You block Iggilwiv's attack with your shield.
Iggilwiv's whip MANGLES you!
Iggilwiv's whip ***DEMOLISHES*** you!
<{5%hit 100%mana 100%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>flee;eat pill
You flee from combat!
You have lost 10 experience points.
The North Road
[Exits: east west]
<{5%hit 100%mana 99%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>
You eat a box of birth control pills.
You feel... different.
<{6%hit 100%mana 99%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>say shit
You say 'Shit.'
<{6%hit 100%mana 99%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>eat pill
You eat a spotted purple pill.
You feel very sick, but it passes.
The Trail <-- Haha Im alive!
[Exits: west north south]
<{6%hit 100%mana 99%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>w
A Fog-Shrouded Trail
[Exits: east up]
<{6%hit 100%mana 99%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>u
The Haunted Pine Forest
[Exits: up down]
The mountain boogum jumps out and gets set to bite you.
<{6%hit 100%mana 99%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>u
Near the Summit
[Exits: south down]
<{6%hit 100%mana 99%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>s
A Mountain Pass
[Exits: north south]
<{6%hit 100%mana 99%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>s
A Mountain Pass
[Exits: north west]
<{6%hit 100%mana 99%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>w
A Thickly-Wooded Dell
[Exits: east south west]
A dryad peers at you inquisitively from behind her tree.
<{6%hit 100%mana 99%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>w
Road to the Vale of Clover
[Exits: north east]
Young Jim sits here with a four leaf clover looking wistful.
<{6%hit 100%mana 99%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>n
In Clover
[Exits: north east south]
A floral dress lies here, waiting to look pretty on somebody.
A pair of clover sprigs lie here.
A happy farmer is whistling happily away.
<{6%hit 100%mana 99%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>n
The Village Square
[Exits: north south west]
A pair of clover sprigs lie here.
( 2) (Magical) A pile of daisy flowers are tied end to end across a short beam.
An old cracked well stands rooted in the center of the village square.
A village goodwife stands here holding a basket of fruit.
A village goodwife stands here holding a basket of fruit.
A happy farmer is whistling happily away.
<{6%hit 100%mana 99%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>n
Farmer Griff's Farm
[Exits: east south west]
A scrawny old man with a "Griff Can Cook" apron stands here.
Farmer Griff says 'Nice day isn't it? I feel in the mood for brewing some herbs..'
Farmer Griff says 'Why don't you bring me some? I'll sell you the recipe.'
<{6%hit 100%mana 99%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>sl
You go to sleep.
***SLEEP UP HERE***
<{6%hit 100%mana 99%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>appraise dildo
Farmer Griff says 'Object 'dildo rubber large is type weapon, material rubber.'
Farmer Griff says 'Extra flags: hum vibrate wild.'
Farmer Griff says ' Weight is 2 lbs, value is 0, level is 60.'
Farmer Griff says ' Weapon type is exotic.'
Farmer Griff says ' Damage is 1000-1674 (average 1337).'
Farmer Griff says ' Oversized weapon.'
Farmer Griff says ' Affects damroll by 1000.'
Farmer Griff says ' Affects hitroll by 1000.'
Farmer Griff says 'Unique item.'
<{6%hit 100%mana 99%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>say pwn
You say 'Pwn.'
<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>wield dildo
You stop wielding 'Nightfall' the oath breaker.
You stop wielding a red dragon shield.
You wield a large rubber dildo.
You feel quite confident with a large rubber dildo.
<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>grin
You grin evilly.
<{6%hit 100%mana 99%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>where
Players near you:
<PK>Gerom Farmer Griff's Farm
Davairus In Clover
<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>quaff purple
You quaff a purple potion.
You aren't blind.
You are surrounded by a white aura.
<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>
Iggilwiv walks in.
Iggilwiv walks in.
Iggilwiv walks in.
Davairus flies in.
<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>
Iggilwiv screams and attacks you!
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by Iggilwiv!'
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
Iggilwiv screams and attacks you!
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by Iggilwiv!'
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
Iggilwiv screams and attacks you!
You yell 'Help! I'm being attacked by Iggilwiv!'
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>say haha
You say 'Haha.'
<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
Iggilwiv bows his head as he is consumed with the full power of the arcane.
You are unaffected by Iggilwiv's hellstream!
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
Iggilwiv bows his head as he is consumed with the full power of the arcane.
You are unaffected by Iggilwiv's hellstream!
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
Iggilwiv bows his head as he is consumed with the full power of the arcane.
You are unaffected by Iggilwiv's hellstream!
Your thrust does UNSPEAKABLE things to Iggilwiv.
Your thrust does UNSPEAKABLE things to Iggilwiv.
Iggilwiv is DEAD!!!
You have gained 691 experience points.
<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 20078tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>lmao
I don't understand that.
<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 19387tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
Iggilwiv utters the words 'pqaurx waoq'.
You feel a brief tingling sensation.
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
You parry Iggilwiv's whip with a large flourish.
Iggilwiv bows his head as he is consumed with the full power of the arcane.
You are unaffected by Iggilwiv's hellstream!
Your thrust does UNSPEAKABLE things to Iggilwiv.
Iggilwiv is DEAD!!! <-- lol i 1 hitted iggilwiv
You have gained 656 experience points.
<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 18731tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>rofl
You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 18731tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>murder iggilwiv
Your thrust does UNSPEAKABLE things to Iggilwiv.
Your thrust does UNSPEAKABLE things to Iggilwiv.
Iggilwiv is DEAD!!!
You have gained 540 experience points.
<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 18191tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>get all
You get the Tomb of Arcanus.
You get the whip of the magi.
You get a fiery key.
You get a polished marble ring with blue swirls.
You get a bracelet of magic.
<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 18191tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>eat duck
You eat Griff's roast duck.
You are full.
<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 18191tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>ca lightning Davairus
Davairus is unaffected by your lightning bolt!
<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 18191tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>
You parry Davairus's wrath with a large flourish.
You parry Davairus's wrath with a large flourish.
You parry Davairus's wrath with a large flourish.
Your thrust does UNSPEAKABLE things to Davairus!
Your thrust does UNSPEAKABLE things to Davairus!
Your thrust does UNSPEAKABLE things to Davairus!
Davairus is in awful condition.
<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 18191tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>
Davairus has fled!
A ray of light shines down nearby, then vanishes.
<{100%hit 100%mana 100%mv 18191tnl 4078gold noon no opponent:none}>pray bitch
You pray 'bitch'


methinks not
"(average 1337)."
Lol.
this is 13 yo on meth bullshit...
sad days
| You'll need a boat for travelling on water. |
the funny part
DAV LOVES PENIS THAT COCKSUCKING FUCKER