March of the incompetent.

posted on 2008-02-21 20:25:15


Mookie walks in.

Mookie jigs about.

Mookie beckons for everyone to follow.

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You now follow Mookie.

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[ Fire ] <PK> Mookie the Warrior of Offence
[ Storm ] [KNIGHT] Olyn Lotide the Battlemaster, Executor of Valour
[29 Drow Dkn] <PK> Sevonn Auvryndar the Knight of Pain
[ Duerg ] (WANTED) Worzle Gazali the Holy Shaman
Players found: 4
There are 4 characters on; the most on since startup was 20.

You join Mookie's group.

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Mookie's group:
[15 Pet] A drow mercenary 100% hp 100% mana 100% mv 73000 tnl
[32 War] Mookie 100% hp 86% mana 77% mv 8335 tnl
[29 Dkn] Sevonn 89% hp 30% mana 98% mv 15143 tnl


Mookie says 'Rangers me tinks.'

nod

Mookie looks at you.

You nod.


A gate guard yells 'Worzle! Now you die!'
A gate guard yells 'Worzle! Now you die!'


A gate guard yells 'Worzle! You're MINE!'
A gate guard yells 'Worzle! Now you die!'


A stone giant city guard yells 'Worzle! Now you die!'


Mookie nods.


Mookie walks south.
You follow Mookie.
The South Main Street

[Exits: north east south west]
(Charmed) A drow mercenary is here serving his employer.
Mookie the Warrior of Offence is here.


Mookie walks south.
You follow Mookie.
The South Main Street

[Exits: north east south]
Mookie the Warrior of Offence is here.


Mookie walks south.
You follow Mookie.
The South Main Street

[Exits: north south]
(Charmed) A drow mercenary is here serving his employer.
Mookie the Warrior of Offence is here.
A drow city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
The goblin extermination task force is here hunting down goblins.
The goblin extermination task force says 'Seen any goblins? I'll give money for goblin corpses.'
A stone giant city guard yells 'Worzle! You shall pay!'

Mookie walks south.
You follow Mookie.
A Small Bridge

[Exits: north south down]
Mookie the Warrior of Offence is here.

Mookie walks south.
You follow Mookie.
The South Main Street

[Exits: north south]
(Charmed) A drow mercenary is here serving his employer.
Mookie the Warrior of Offence is here.

A gate guard yells 'Worzle! You shall pay!'
A gate guard yells 'Time to die, Worzle!'


Mookie walks south.
You follow Mookie.
Inside the South Gate


[Exits: north south up]
Mookie the Warrior of Offence is here.
A gate guard is here guarding the gates of Seringale.
A gate guard is here guarding the gates of Seringale.


Mookie walks south.
You follow Mookie.
Outside the South Gate

[Exits: north south]
(Glowing) A glowing banner bearing the emblem of Seringale rests here.
(Charmed) A drow mercenary is here serving his employer.
Mookie the Warrior of Offence is here.
The town clock tolls once as the evening begins.

Mookie walks south.
You follow Mookie.
The Trail to Miden'nir

[Exits: north south]
Mookie the Warrior of Offence is here.


Mookie walks south.
You follow Mookie.
The Trail to Miden'nir
You are in a light forest. A path leads south, but the passage to the east
is easy enough. To the west, smoke can be seen rising above the treetops.

[Exits: north east south west]
(Charmed) A drow mercenary is here serving his employer.
Mookie the Warrior of Offence is here.

wear cry
You stop wielding an emerald longsword.
You wield a shining crystal sword.
You feel quite confident with a shining crystal sword.

Mookie stops wielding a serin longsword.
Mookie wears a large round shield as a shield.

Mookie walks south.
You follow Mookie.
The Miden'nir

[Exits: north south west]
Mookie the Warrior of Offence is here.


Mookie walks west.
The room becomes dimmer.
You follow Mookie.
On a Small Path

[Exits: east south]
(Charmed) A drow mercenary is here serving his employer.
Mookie the Warrior of Offence is here.


Mookie walks south.
You follow Mookie.
The Trail

[Exits: north south west]
Mookie the Warrior of Offence is here.


Mookie walks west.
You follow Mookie.
A Fog-Shrouded Trail

[Exits: east up]
(Charmed) A drow mercenary is here serving his employer.
Mookie the Warrior of Offence is here.


Mookie climbs up.
The room becomes dimmer.
You follow Mookie.
The Haunted Pine Forest

[Exits: up down]
Mookie the Warrior of Offence is here.


Mookie walks up.
The room becomes dimmer.
You follow Mookie.
Near the Summit

[Exits: south down]
(Charmed) A drow mercenary is here serving his employer.
Mookie the Warrior of Offence is here.


Mookie climbs south.
The room becomes dimmer.
You follow Mookie.


[Exits: north south]
Mookie the Warrior of Offence is here.
(White Aura) Imbessar the Bandit King prepares for his last duel.


Mookie opens the boulder below you.


Mookie climbs down.
You follow Mookie.
Inside the mountain

[Exits: (west)]
(Charmed) A drow mercenary is here serving his employer.
Mookie the Warrior of Offence is here.


Mookie quaffs a purple potion.
Mookie is surrounded by a white aura.


You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Mookie!'
You stop following Mookie.
Mookie's slash DISEMBOWELS you!
Mookie's slash maims you!
Mookie's slash MUTILATES you!
Mookie is in excellent condition.


Mookie's shield jolts under your slash, but holds.
Mookie's slash MUTILATES you!
Mookie's slash MUTILATES you!
A drow mercenary's pierce misses you.
A drow mercenary's pierce mauls you.
Mookie is in excellent condition.

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You open the door west of you.
Mookie is in excellent condition.

flee

Mookie strikes you with his weapon and attempts to hobble you.
Mookie's hobble wounds you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
You clutch your leg painfully as you begin to hobble.
Mookie is in excellent condition.

You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
A Thickly-Wooded Dell

[Exits: east south west]
A glinting object lies beneath a pile of moss here.
A pile of daisy flowers are tied end to end across a short beam.
(Golden Aura) A nymph looks coyly at you, then winks mischievously and dances away.
You collapse to the ground as you hobble away feebly.

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The sun slowly disappears in the west.

You aren't fighting anyone.

A Signpost in the Enchanted Forests

[Exits: north east south west]
(Golden Aura) A dryad peers at you inquisitively from behind her tree.
(Golden Aura) A ranger stands here, inspecting the ground.

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The Emerald Forest

[Exits: north east south]
A glinting object lies beneath a pile of moss here.
A long vine that has some thorns upon it is here.
A small hard leaf lies here.
(Golden Aura) A nymph looks coyly at you, then winks mischievously and dances away.
(Golden Aura) A ranger stands here, inspecting the ground.

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The Emerald Forest

[Exits: north south west]
A small hard leaf lies here.
A glinting object lies beneath a pile of moss here.
(Golden Aura) A nymph looks coyly at you, then winks mischievously and dances away.

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The Emerald Forest


[Exits: north east south west]
( 2) A small hard leaf lies here.

s
The Emerald Forest

[Exits: north east west]
A glinting object lies beneath a pile of moss here.

s
Thick, green bushes and several deciduous trees prevent your travel.

quaff rec
You quaff a medium potion of recall.

You struggle to fly a short distance before you crash land!
Your face plant wounds you.
You sure are BLEEDING!

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Your leg recovers enough to move normally again.

You fade out of existence.

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The night has begun.


reply well well
You tell Mookie 'Well well.'

You tell Mookie 'It appears cowards come in pairs today.'

Mookie tells you 'YUPS!!!'

some consumable gathering and a lot of running around later...

Mookie tells you 'Isa was lookin for yous, but now I ent able to find yous.'

Mookie tells you 'So Is gun leaves now.'

reply yes
You tell Mookie 'Yes.'

reply run in fear
You tell Mookie 'Run in fear.'

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Players near you:
<PK> Mookie
<PK> Sevonn

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Mookie tells you 'BOOBYE!!'
Players near you:
<PK> Mookie
<PK> Sevonn

  1. Sevonn March of the incompetent. -
    what makes it cute is a drow thief tried to kill me earlier, for no reason that I can think of, as we had no interaction. he subsequently dies and loses dgger of yog yosoth, and dies again trying to get revenge on the slith that killed him. he quits and mookie shows up around 10 minutes later, and as you can see the result. I have had no previous interaction with mookie either.
  2. percie March of the incompetent. -
    he looks like a.. a what.. a homo?

    http://www.abandonedrealms.com/players/display.php?name=Mookie
  3. Kessor March of the incompetent. -
    The thief would have been aldune.

    The fucker rarely comes on. 2h 10m so far all month. He got the dagger from me by a quick blackjack, steal, run away, and quit out... with no interaction. Mookie's just an annoying prick that likes picking on noobs and doing his gay ass jig.


    I would have killed him if I were you...
  4. Sevonn March of the incompetent. -
    the attempt to assassinate someone 4 ranks under him, the failure, and the logging out to avoid the consequences. that last one is against the rules too.


    'ROLEPLAY'

    Abandoned Realms is a roleplaying intensive MUD, and you are expected to
    cast off all trace of any unworldly personas and immerse yourself in its
    gameplay. Though we do not expect everyone to excel at this aspect, there
    are some basic requirements that everyone MUST follow.

    * names must satisfy the requirements in HELP NAME
    * players are attacking others and/or above 15 must have a valid DESCRIPTION

    Language restraints:
    * d00d-speek or modern languages are not allowed, this is a medieval setting
    * abbreviations or popular modern slang (e.g. WTB, AFK, or Wazza) is illegal
    * spell words out (e.g. write out "you" instead of "u" and "thanks" not "ty")
    * no profanity or vulgarity on people you don't know will care to hear it
    * no discriminatory language (racist, homophobic, sexist, etc)

    Knowledge restraints:
    Keep your characters SEPARATE - they must not know each other even exist,
    and knowledge accumulated on one character must not be shared with the
    other. This does not apply to areas, quests, if you know a quest then you
    know it - it applies to dynamic information.[Hit Return to continue]


    Behaviour restraints:
    * stay IN CHARACTER at all times. The people that meet you in game should
    meet and know your character, not the player behind it.
    * use channels appropriately (e.g. auction is for buying/selling, not chatting)
    * uphold your ALIGNMENT/ETHOS where applicable (see help good/neutral/evil)
    * ICA = ICC (In-Character Actions have In-Character Consequences), don't
    ~~~~~~~misuse OOC commands/mechanisms to avoid ICC. e.g. SUICIDE, QUIT
    * don't flood the screen deliberately to annoy others

    squiggly lines for emphasis.
  5. rozar March of the incompetent. -
    he didnt log out to avoid consequences, he told you he was gonna leave when he said he couldnt find you (ie he went looking for you (didnt avoid consequences))
  6. rozar March of the incompetent. -
    also, attacking someone you have ranks on is not cowardice. its retarded to think an emotion such as that would be held in an online situation. anyone whos afraid of consequences in an online game is retarded.
  7. Sevonn March of the incompetent. -
    yes hes retarded for sure being that he logged on immediately to try to kill me, then logs off as soon as his adrenaline lets him.
  8. rezakhan March of the incompetent. -
    Hmmm--a fire giant logging on and trying to kill someone...imagine that.
    Also, theres nothing retarded about logging off if someone runs away and you can't find them. Why sit around hoping the show back up?
  9. Sevonn March of the incompetent. -
    maybe cause he quit out as soon as his PK adrenaline would let him?