Why bodyslam is gay?

posted on 2008-06-16 23:40:45
Permontar yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Brunnu!'
Permontar blocks your attack with his shield.
Permontar blocks your attack with his shield.
Your beating wounds Permontar.
Permontar's protective shield dissipates.
Permontar has a few scratches.

<815hp 364m 505mv>
Permontar narrows his eyes.
You resist Permontar's deterioration.
Permontar has a few scratches.

<815hp 364m 505mv>
An undead slave's punch hits you.
An undead slave's punch hits you.
You manage to dodge an undead slave's punch with a lot of effort.
Permontar's crush MUTILATES you!
Permontar blocks your attack with his shield.
Permontar parries your drowning.
Your beating wounds Permontar.
Permontar has some small wounds and bruises.

<758hp 364m 505mv> rage
You do the best you can!
Permontar has some small wounds and bruises.

<758hp 364m 505mv> You feel your veins course with power as the madness engulfs you!
Permontar has some small wounds and bruises.

<1051hp 364m 505mv>
Permontar narrows his eyes.
You defenses lower from deterioration.
Permontar has some small wounds and bruises.

<1051hp 364m 505mv>
You awkwardly parry an undead slave's punch with a loud clang.
An undead slave's punch hits you.
An undead slave's punch hits you.
Permontar's crush maims you!
Permontar's crush MUTILATES you!
Your beating mauls Permontar.
Your beating MASSACRES an undead slave!
Your drowning DISEMBOWELS an undead slave!
Permontar parries your beating.
Permontar has some small wounds and bruises.

<953hp 364m 505mv> bod

Permontar narrows his eyes.
You start to panic as you enter a state of hysteria!
Permontar has some small wounds and bruises.

<953hp 364m 505mv>
An undead slave's punch hits you.
An undead slave's punch hits you.
Permontar's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
Permontar's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
Your beating maims Permontar!
Your beating devastates Permontar!
Your beating mauls Permontar.
Permontar has quite a few wounds.

<840hp 364m 505mv> You slam into Permontar, knocking him senseless!
Your bodyslam decimates Permontar!
Permontar has quite a few wounds.

<840hp 364m 505mv>
An undead slave's punch misses you.
An undead slave's punch misses you.
Permontar's crush MUTILATES you!
Your beating maims Permontar!
Permontar's shield wobbles and barely deflects your beating.
Permontar has quite a few wounds.

<803hp 364m 505mv> bod
#al 0 bodyslam
# {0} now aliases {bodyslam}.

You thrust an undead slave's punch aside in a skillful parry.
An undead slave's punch hits you.
Permontar's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
Permontar's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
Your beating mauls Permontar.
Your beating MASSACRES an undead slave!
Your drowning DISEMBOWELS an undead slave!
Permontar has quite a few wounds.

<769hp 364m 528mv> You slam into Permontar, knocking him senseless!
Your bodyslam maims Permontar!
Permontar has quite a few wounds.

<769hp 364m 528mv>
You parry an undead slave's punch with an easy flourish.
You parry an undead slave's punch with an easy flourish.
You deflect an undead slave's punch aside in an ungraceful parry.
Permontar's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
Your beating wounds Permontar.
Your drowning mauls Permontar.
Permontar parries your drowning.
Permontar has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<723hp 364m 528mv> 0

An undead slave's punch hits you.
An undead slave's punch misses you.
Permontar's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
Permontar blocks your attack with his shield.
Your drowning decimates Permontar!
Your beating devastates Permontar!
Your drowning decimates Permontar!
Permontar has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<669hp 364m 528mv> You slam into Permontar, knocking him senseless!
Your bodyslam decimates Permontar!
Permontar looks pretty hurt.

<669hp 364m 528mv> 0

An undead slave's punch hits you.
An undead slave's punch hits you.
Permontar's crush MUTILATES you!
Permontar parries your beating.
Your beating DISMEMBERS an undead slave!
Your beating maims Permontar!
Your beating decimates Permontar!
Permontar looks pretty hurt.

<609hp 364m 528mv>
You awkwardly parry an undead slave's punch with a loud clang.
An undead slave's punch hits you.
Permontar's crush maims you!
Your beating wounds Permontar.
Your drowning decimates Permontar!
Your beating misses Permontar.
Permontar is in awful condition.

<563hp 364m 528mv>
Permontar narrows his eyes.
You feel unclean.
Permontar is in awful condition.

<563hp 364m 528mv> Your bodyslam misses Permontar.
You fall flat on your face!
Permontar is in awful condition.

<563hp 364m 528mv>
You parry an undead slave's punch.
An undead slave's punch hits you.
Permontar's crush MUTILATES you!
Permontar's crush DISEMBOWELS you!
Your beating devastates Permontar!
Your drowning decimates Permontar!
Permontar is in awful condition.

<465hp 364m 528mv>
Permontar has fled!
Permontar crawls south.
An undead slave has fled!
An undead slave walks south.

<465hp 364m 528mv> s
murder Permontar
w
s
murder Permontar
Dense Woodland

[Exits: north west]
(Charmed) Worked to death many years ago, this cursed slave keeps going relentlessly.
(White Aura) Permontar is here.
A young and brightly coloured griffon plays in the forest.

<483hp 364m 549mv> Permontar yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Brunnu!'
Your beating mauls Permontar.
Permontar is stunned, but will probably recover.
Your drowning maims Permontar!
Permontar is DEAD!!
You snap out of your madness at the death of your opponent.
You hear Permontar's death cry.

<190hp 364m 537mv> exa corpse
The corpse of Permontar holds:
a pair of a red dragon's rear claws
(Humming) a spiderweb sash
(Glowing) (Humming) the mighty tentacle of Zylenier
a green serpent-tressed wig
(Humming) a cloak made of skin
( 2) (Humming) a ring of conjuration
(Glowing) (Humming) a pendant of vitality
overlapping plates of black armor
(Glowing) (Humming) a major globe of invulnerability
(Humming) gauntlets of ogre power
a copper bracelet
a bone bracelet
a Big Ol'Pack Sack
(Glowing) a gold-rimmed buckler
some dark oak leg plates
a deep red stone
(Glowing) (Humming) a blackened crystal rose
(Glowing) (Humming) 'Nightfall', the oath-breaker
(Glowing) a demon-faced talisman
(Tainted) the obsidian helmet
(Glowing) a double plated arm guard
(Tainted) an ice staff
a barrel
a seashell ring
  1. Lenore Why bodyslam is gay? -
    More like why you should keep protective shield up at all times and NOT fight without it especially since your blasphemied and really would have been better off running...Right kavere?
  2. Kavere Why bodyslam is gay? -
    WTF does that have to does that have to do with this fight?
  3. retard Why bodyslam is gay? -
    In fact it is clear from this log, that bodyslam does miss even in best cases, it missed a spellcaster without protective shield, and he was able to flee. This could all have been prevented by just casting it. Grats on proving your own claims wrong with facetious evidence.
  4. Lenore Why bodyslam is gay? -
    "Permontar yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Brunnu!'
    Permontar blocks your attack with his shield.
    Permontar blocks your attack with his shield.
    Your beating wounds Permontar.
    Permontar's protective shield dissipates.
    Permontar has a few scratches. "

    Fell in first round, probably what ended up killing him.