Obviously edited down to what's interesting.


Jinturage tells you 'wAit.... doeszs mMy PrOofiIzjiehnsjy Iinnn sSsKiiLlss ghoo DownNn Iif ii'mm druNnck?'


(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) tell jinturage I wouldn't know dearie.
You tell Jinturage 'I wouldn't know dearie.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage tells you 'WIierd.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage tells you 'i thiiNK aosSz I gET lesZSs druhHnk, mmmy pRofizjiEhnnsjy awt hawghghle InNnsjreasesSz.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) tell jinturage That would make sense, dearie
You tell Jinturage 'That would make sense, dearie.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage tells you 'woOow. ThaT'ZSs Nneawt.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) tell jinturage Do you drink often, dearie?
You tell Jinturage 'Do you drink often, dearie?'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage tells you 'Well yehaoHh.. vbuhhT i DiIdnn't realIZSzeh tHhaT iiT hIiNndehred MmMy PROofFiizjiennnsjy aat haggLiiNgh..'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) tell jinturage They can sense weakness.
You tell Jinturage 'They can sense weakness.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage tells you 'pluhhs, PrOBahhBly nnnoT tOO sjooNnvIiNcjIing haaViinG ah dRUhnnk ZszTuhmbLEh iiN TO try TO vbuhhY szsaoMeThHInnng.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) reply Thats what they love, I wouldn't be surprised if they haggled the price up!
You tell Jinturage 'Thats what they love, I wouldn't be surprised if they haggled the price up!'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage tells you 'hAhaa. thossEh bahsSsTahhRds..'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) reply Its true
You tell Jinturage 'Its true.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage tells you 'DAhmnit. tAking awdvahhntahge OfF druhhnk PeopLe.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) reply Drunk people should know better than to buy things
You tell Jinturage 'Drunk people should know better than to buy things.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage tells you 'Mwaawahaoaaahh buhHt it'ss sSzao fuhn toOo druhnken szshop.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) reply Then you will pay the cost of it.
You tell Jinturage 'Then you will pay the cost of it.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage tells you 'Mwaaahaha Yeah, definitely Mwaaaa haaaa.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage tells you 'I wonder what's affected by aruncus's "special herbs"'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) reply Oh, I don't dare to find out, dearie
You tell Jinturage 'Oh, I don't dare to find out, dearie.'

**A few hours later**

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage holds a strange, thick cigar in his hand.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) curt jin
You curtsey to him.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage lights a strange, thick cigar.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage puffs back on a strange, thick cigar and flicks the ash from its tip.
Jinturage's pupils dilate and his eyes turn red.
The town clock tolls twelve times as noon approaches.
A strange, thick cigar emits a cloud of light blue smoke.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) cough
Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage says 'OOOOOOH yeah.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage yells 'LITTERING and... LITTERING AND... LITTERING and.. smoking THE'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) blink jin

Jinturage yells 'I'M FREAKING out MAN!'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) You blink innocently at Jinturage.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
The tip of a strange, thick cigar glows a dull red.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage puffs back on a strange, thick cigar and flicks the ash from its tip.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage stops holding a strange, thick cigar in his hand.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage gives you a strange, thick cigar.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
The tip of a strange, thick cigar glows brightly.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) peer
You peer around yourself intently.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage says 'HAVE SOME.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) hold cig
You hold a strange, thick cigar in your hand.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) smoke cig
You take a drag from a strange, thick cigar.
Aaahhhhhhh... hahaha..!!!

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage says 'HAHAHA.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) say whoa...
You say 'WHOA...'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) rem cig
You stop holding a strange, thick cigar in your hand.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) give cig jin
You give a strange, thick cigar to Jinturage.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage says 'YOUR pupils DILATED and your eyes turned red. haha.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage holds a strange, thick cigar in his hand.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage puffs back on a strange, thick cigar and flicks the ash from its tip.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage stops holding a strange, thick cigar in his hand.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) say Yours did first, dearie.
You say 'YOURS DID FIRST, dearie.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage gives you a strange, thick cigar.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) hold cig
You hold a strange, thick cigar in your hand.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) smoke cig
You draw on a strange, thick cigar and exhale a cloud of smoke.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage says 'SO many colors.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
A strange, thick cigar crumbles into dust.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) say The world is kind of...wavy
You say 'THE world is kind of...wavy.'

Jinturage snickers softly.

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent) say Whoa.
You say 'WHOA.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage says 'Haha.'

(807/100%hp 713/100%m 600/100%mv)(no opponent no opponent)
Jinturage says 'Now I'm hungry.'