When newbies strike

posted on 2008-07-27 22:42:51
gt when you are ready wake me up and we'll kill elves
You tell your group 'When you are ready wake me up and we'll kill elves.'

<104hp 249m 42mv>
gt you know where to find them?
You tell your group 'You know where to find them?'

<104hp 249m 59mv>
Ghared tells the group 'Sounds good :)'

<104hp 249m 59mv>
Ghared tells the group 'Nope.'

<104hp 249m 59mv>
Ghared tells the group 'I kinda got a bit distracted when you were getting here.'

<104hp 249m 59mv>
gt they are just to the north and down
You tell your group 'They are just to the north and down.'

<104hp 249m 76mv>
gt in the valley
You tell your group 'In the valley.'


**I go AFK for three minutes and see this**





<114hp 261m 163mv>
Ghared walks east.
The room becomes dimmer.
You follow Ghared.
A Trail in the Valley

[Exits: north south west]
A shiny blade is on the floor.
Ghared is here.
A female valley elf wanders here, skirting between the tall grasses.

<114hp 261m 161mv>
Ghared's stab injures a valley elf.
A valley elf is DEAD!!
You receive 124 experience points.
You hear a valley elf's death cry.
Ghared gets 6 gold coins from the corpse of a valley elf.
Ghared splits 6 gold coins. Your share is 3 gold coins.

<114hp 261m 161mv>
Ghared scans all around.

<114hp 261m 161mv>
The night has begun.

<114hp 261m 166mv>
Ghared walks north.
The room becomes dimmer.
You follow Ghared.
A Dark and Dangerous Trail

[Exits: north south]
A shiny blade is on the floor.
Ghared is here.
A bandit is here hiding from the law and ready to take your money.

<114hp 261m 163mv>
Ghared's backstab misses A mountain bandit.

<114hp 261m 163mv>
A mountain bandit's stab MUTILATES Ghared!
A mountain bandit's stab devastates Ghared!
A mountain bandit's stab MUTILATES Ghared!
Ghared is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
A mountain bandit's kicked dirt scratches Ghared.
Ghared's stab misses A mountain bandit.
Your pierce hits A mountain bandit.
A mountain bandit has a few scratches.

<114hp 261m 163mv Ghared: 33%hp>
A mountain bandit's stab maims Ghared!
A mountain bandit's stab MUTILATES Ghared!
Ghared is DEAD!!
Ghared's foot is ripped from his leg.
Your pierce hits A mountain bandit.
A mountain bandit has a few scratches.

<114hp 261m 166mv>
A mountain bandit's stab MUTILATES you!
That really did HURT!
A mountain bandit's stab DISEMBOWELS you!
That really did HURT!
Your pierce misses A mountain bandit.
A mountain bandit has a few scratches.

<30hp 261m 166mv>
A mountain bandit's stab maims you!
You are mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

<-6hp 261m 166mv>
You have been KILLED!!

You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
As long as you don't attack anything.

<1hp 1m 154mv>
Ghared tells you 'Hello.'

<7hp 5m 154mv>
Ghared tells you 'Shit.'

<7hp 5m 154mv>
Ghared tells you 'Tell me you survived that.'

<7hp 5m 154mv>
Ghared tells you '{*beep.'

<12hp 9m 154mv>
Lorrin yells 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'

<12hp 9m 154mv>
reply are you insane
You tell Ghared 'Are you insane.'

<19hp 13m 154mv>
Ghared tells you 'Sorry..newbie.'

<19hp 13m 154mv>
st
You stand up.

<19hp 13m 154mv>
l
City Hall
A grand building with long luminous corridors stands before you. Torches
and lamps line the walls on either side of you. Golden pillars stand every
10 feet away from one another. It is a regal sight - much different than
the rest of the city which seems to be in utter ruin and despair. Evidence
gives that at one point in time, Darkhaven was rich and a beautiful seaport
filled with visitors and guests from all lands. The walls are a bright
white in color and in the center of it all stands a blue swirling orb that
has been broken by some unseen force. A blood stain is present upon the
orb.

A sign has been tacked onto the wall here.

[Exits: east west]

<19hp 13m 154mv>
reply wow
You tell Ghared 'Wow.'

<19hp 13m 154mv>
e
Town Square

[Exits: north east south west]

<21hp 14m 154mv>
e
Dravanoth Way

[Exits: east south west]

<21hp 14m 152mv>
w

Ghared tells you 'Yeah.'



You can't even be mad at the guy, it was my fault for putting him in charge and mobdeathing on uber things is part of the learning process.
  1. d20 When newbies strike -
    lol...

    And then I get on and get annoyed with him for wanting to go kill Jacklyn. Oh, well... I guess you're more patient than I am. And I missed the best part of that whole thing, I see.

    Please tell me you told him about "consider" mobs in there somewhere.
  2. Kessor When newbies strike -
    haha, classic