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Found him in elemental sleeping. Missed a dirt kick then the chase was on.

Your drowning DISEMBOWELS Skoorb!
Skoorb dodges your drowning.
You dodge Skoorb's claw.
You dance around Skoorb's claw and easily dodge it.
Skoorb has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

Skoorb rubs the dirt out of his eyes.
Your drowning misses Skoorb.
Skoorb deflects your drowning aside in an ungraceful parry.
Skoorb's claw wounds you.
Skoorb has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

Your drowning DISEMBOWELS Skoorb!
Skoorb dodges your drowning.
Skoorb's claw wounds you.
You nimbly dodge Skoorb's claw with a practiced maneuver.
Skoorb has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

Your kicked dirt misses Skoorb.
Skoorb has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

Skoorb deflects your drowning aside in an ungraceful parry.
Skoorb nimbly dodges your flaming bite with a practiced maneuver.
You nimbly dodge Skoorb's claw with a practiced maneuver.
Skoorb has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

Skoorb nimbly dodges your drowning with a practiced maneuver.
You dodge Skoorb's claw.
Skoorb's claw misses you.
Skoorb has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

Your kicked dirt misses Skoorb.
Skoorb has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

Skoorb nimbly dodges your drowning with a practiced maneuver.
Skoorb deflects your flaming bite aside in an ungraceful parry.
Your drowning DISEMBOWELS Skoorb!
You parry Skoorb's claw.
You couldn't dodge Skoorb's claw but he misses by inches.
Skoorb's claw devastates you!
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

A flame flares up.
Skoorb dodges your drowning.
Your flaming bite DISEMBOWELS Skoorb!
You nimbly dodge Skoorb's claw with a practiced maneuver.
You dance around Skoorb's claw and easily dodge it.
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

You couldn't escape!
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
The Burning Gardens

[Exits: east west]
A small flickering flame elemental.
A small flickering flame elemental.
A small flickering flame elemental.
A large elemental.
A small flickering flame elemental.
A small flickering flame elemental.

The Fire Chamber

[Exits: east]
The corpse of the Fire Ruler is lying here.
Skoorb is here.
A small flickering flame elemental.
A small flickering flame elemental.
A small flickering flame elemental.
A small flickering flame elemental.
A small flickering flame elemental.
The Rock Monster considers you in stony silence.

Skoorb yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Malekith!'
Your drowning MUTILATES Skoorb!
Your flaming bite DISMEMBERS Skoorb!
Skoorb is in awful condition.

Skoorb nimbly dodges your drowning with a practiced maneuver.
Skoorb dodges your drowning.
Skoorb's claw decimates you!
You manage to dodge Skoorb's claw with a lot of effort.
Skoorb is in awful condition.

Skoorb has fled!
Skoorb climbs east.

==Chasing==

The mudhole

[Exits: (north) west]
Skoorb is sleeping here.
The lemure blob slithers terribly precisely towards you for an attack!
The lemure blob slithers terribly precisely towards you for an attack!
The lemure blob slithers terribly precisely towards you for an attack!
The lemure blob slithers terribly precisely towards you for an attack!

Skoorb yells 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
You fade into existence.
Skoorb parries your drowning.
Skoorb dances around your drowning, easily dodging it.
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

Skoorb has fled!
Skoorb walks west.

==Chasing==

The Sewers

[Exits: south]
Skoorb is here.

Skoorb yells 'Help! Malekith tried to kick dirt into my eyes!'
Your kicked dirt misses Skoorb.
Skoorb has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

Skoorb parries your drowning with an easy flourish.
Skoorb nimbly dodges your drowning with a practiced maneuver.
You couldn't dodge Skoorb's claw but he misses by inches.
Skoorb has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

Skoorb has fled!
Skoorb walks south.

Skoorb walks in.

A sudden pain erupts in your skull.
You go to sleep.

==Purple potions and a few weapons are stolen==

You yell 'Skoorb is a lousy thief!'
Your punch mauls Skoorb.
Your punch misses Skoorb.
Your flaming bite mauls Skoorb.
Skoorb dances around your punch, easily dodging it.
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

You couldn't escape!
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

You switch your weapon to your good hand.
Skoorb dodges your flaming bite.
Your flaming bite mauls Skoorb.
You dodge Skoorb's claw.
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
The junction

[Exits: north east west]
The huge hungry-looking sewer rat sits here.

You quaff a purple potion.
You aren't blind.
You are surrounded by a white aura.

The Sewers

[Exits: south]
(White Aura) Skoorb is here.

Skoorb yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Malekith!'
Skoorb nimbly dodges your flaming bite with a practiced maneuver.
Your flaming bite mauls Skoorb.
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

Skoorb dodges your flaming bite.
Skoorb dodges your flaming bite.
You deftly perform a counterbalance evasion.
You manage to dodge Skoorb's claw with a lot of effort.
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

Skoorb has fled!
Skoorb walks south.

==More chasing. He runs north of town, is found, then runs back to Seringale and west==

Skoorb yells 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
You fade into existence.
Skoorb awkwardly parries your flaming bite with a loud clang.
Skoorb deflects your flaming bite aside in an ungraceful parry.
Skoorb has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

Skoorb parries your flaming bite.
Skoorb dodges your flaming bite.
Skoorb dodges your flaming bite.
You dance around Skoorb's claw and easily dodge it.
Skoorb's claw MUTILATES you!
You dodge Skoorb's claw.
Skoorb has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

Your flaming bite misses Skoorb.
Your flaming bite DISEMBOWELS Skoorb!
Skoorb's claw DISEMBOWELS you!
You deftly perform a counterbalance evasion.
You manage to dodge Skoorb's claw with a lot of effort.
Skoorb's claw misses you.
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

You throw a handful of sharp spikes at the feet of Skoorb.
Your caltraps decimate Skoorb!
Skoorb starts limping.
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

Skoorb dodges your flaming bite.
Skoorb parries your flaming bite.
You dance around Skoorb's claw and easily dodge it.
Skoorb's claw DISEMBOWELS you!
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

Your flaming bite misses Skoorb.
Skoorb's weapon advantage overcomes your parry attempt.
Skoorb's claw MUTILATES you!
Skoorb's claw decimates you!
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

Your kicked dirt misses Skoorb.
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

Skoorb dodges your flaming bite.
Skoorb's claw DISEMBOWELS you!
Skoorb's claw DISEMBOWELS you!
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

Skoorb nimbly dodges your flaming bite with a practiced maneuver.
You dodge Skoorb's claw.
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
A narrow trail through the deep, dark forest

[Exits: east west]
Some blackberries grow on a bush nearby.

You get a purple potion from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

You quaff a purple potion.
You aren't blind.
You are surrounded by a white aura.

A narrow trail through the deep, dark forest

[Exits: north east south]
A colossal tree blocks the way westwards.
Skoorb is here.
A large grey wolf is here, glaring hungrily at you.

Skoorb yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Malekith!'
Skoorb dances around your flaming bite, easily dodging it.
Your flaming bite DISEMBOWELS Skoorb!
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

Skoorb dances around your flaming bite, easily dodging it.
Skoorb parries your flaming bite.
You dance around Skoorb's claw and easily dodge it.
Skoorb's claw wounds you.
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

Skoorb has fled!
Skoorb limps south.

Players near you:
<PK> Skoorb A narrow trail through the deep, dark forest
<PK> Malekith A junction in the deep, dark forest

Players near you:
<PK> Skoorb The spider web
<PK> Malekith A trail through the dense forest

The spider web

[Exits: none]
Skoorb is here.
A nasty old hag here with boils on her skin.
Fat Hilda winks seductively at you.
Fat Hilda cackles 'You want some of this, dearie?'
Fat Hilda traces a gnarled finger down her neckline.
You feel nauseous at the thought.

Skoorb yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Malekith!'
Skoorb dodges your flaming bite.
Skoorb deftly performs a counterbalance evasion.
Skoorb manages to dodge your flaming bite with a lot of effort.
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

Skoorb deftly performs a counterbalance evasion.
Skoorb manages to dodge your flaming bite with a lot of effort.
Skoorb parries your flaming bite.
You nimbly dodge Skoorb's claw with a practiced maneuver.
You dance around Skoorb's claw and easily dodge it.
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

Skoorb holds a purple potion in his hand.
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

You lost your concentration.
Skoorb looks pretty hurt.

Your flaming bite MUTILATES Skoorb!
Your flaming bite DISEMBOWELS Skoorb!
Your flaming bite DISEMBOWELS Skoorb!
You dance around Skoorb's claw and easily dodge it.
Skoorb is in awful condition.

Skoorb quaffs a purple potion.
Skoorb is surrounded by a white aura.
Skoorb is in awful condition.

Skoorb deftly performs a counterbalance evasion.
Skoorb manages to dodge your flaming bite with a lot of effort.
Your flaming bite decimates Skoorb!
Skoorb is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Skoorb is in awful condition.

Skoorb scratches himself.
Skoorb is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
The white aura around your body fades.
Skoorb is in awful condition.

You focus your mind to invoke the ancient arts.
Your spirits DISEMBOWEL Skoorb!
Skoorb is DEAD!!
Skoorb splatters blood on your armor.

Cadarel Skoorb is Brilliant -

Congratulations you caught mullet with his pants down...Although you get brownie points for not losing him.

mullet Skoorb is Brilliant -

Try naked and making coffee at work.
He caught me cuz I could run for 3 areas, make a coffee, then run. Fucking customers need to die and burn in hell.

Running into the spiders was totally stupid though.

Oh btw, that is why I wouldnt tell you earlier mal. Im at work, and was stupid enough to log on. However.

The second death was bullshit, as you had killed me before and had no reason to kill me a second time (he killed me cuz I had to START work and drop link... I really need to become less addicted). So as I said before, you will be noobed 4 times.

malekith Skoorb is Brilliant -

Don't forget that you are the one who attacked me (robbed) unprovoked in the first place. As I told you in-game, it's not wise to make enemies of people that you can't hide from.

Dude, who cares about hide? If I could have sat at my computer you wouldnt have a chance... I assumed you wouldnt be a complete prick and go after me the second time so I could gain some eq, rather than be in fucking guild armor.

pip Skoorb is Brilliant -

waaah waaahh wahhh all i ever hear is excuses from you mullet

Im not excusing myself.

"Im at work, and was stupid enough to log on. "

Even if I was at my comp, it was still a gay attempt having been naked from him killing me earlier, and trying to get eq.

and I dunno WTF I was thinking turning around attacking you earlier.

I agree with mullet actually, its one thing if you cheese kill someone and post it on invokation saying LOLZORS LOOK HOW LEET I AM!! But its another if your bragging about it, or do it out of spite...Honestly if I were killing someone because they did something that pissed me off, it just wouldn't be satisfying enough to kill them while afk....I say rematch then repost, loser gets to be the butt of our jokes for a day or something.

wren Skoorb is Brilliant -

If I stumbled upon someone who was bleeding to death and link dead, please believe I would post it with a quickness.

Yep.

lolzors

I thought you would be able to figure out the point of this log from the title...

Players near you:
Skoorb The spider web
Malekith A trail through the dense forest

erlwith Skoorb is Brilliant -

Seeing as you got a blackjack off and decided to STAY instead of fleeing to a far location and quitting out you really shouldn't be complaining or making excuses. You had perfect opportunity to leave and you stayed so to me it was a more than fair kill.

Well, I didnt have a customer at that point now did I?

spider web again was silly. In my haste to jump back on the comp and try running some more, I just wasnt thinking.

kavere Skoorb is Brilliant -

It would have been nice to see how you were doing throughout the fight. Maybe change your prompt to %'s if you don't want to give away how much health you got.