Just a couple of conversations that I had saved and felt like sharing. They made me smile when I found them again.
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You tell someone 'Is that Niamh?'
[long silence]
You tell someone 'Niamh shushed? No way.'
You tell someone 'Must be someone else.'
Someone tells you 'Possably possably...hey...what are you fricken trying to say?'
You tell someone 'That you're loud and obnoxious all the time?'
Someone tells you 'Ooouuch....'
You tell someone 'Am I really the first person to tell you this?'
Someone tells you 'I never point out your flaws...'
You tell someone 'Huh? What flaws?'
Someone tells you 'I...made a list...'
You tell someone 'You... made a list.'
You tell someone 'You're kidding.'
Someone tells you 'In my free time...er...'
You tell someone 'How about you write your application then?"
Someone tells you 'I'm taking my time!'
You tell someone 'By doing things like making lists of my flaws?'
Someone tells you 'Its harder then you'd think!'
You tell someone 'Well, I'd imagine it'd be difficult. I don't think I have many flaws.'
Someone tells you 'Nah...I mean writing the application...but ok..'
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Teslyn tells you 'May I ask you a strange question?'
You tell Teslyn 'Honestly, I don't think any question you could possibly ask would sound strange at this point.'
You tell Teslyn 'But go ahead.'
Teslyn tells you 'For some reason I just got the strange urge to strip naked. And now I am. '
You tell Teslyn 'Uh, okay...'
You tell Teslyn 'What is the question?'
Teslyn tells you 'Why did that happen? And is there anyway I can recover my things. They're gone.'
You tell Teslyn 'Did you play the song "Lust Seduction Desire"?'
You tell Teslyn 'Or did someone else play it for you?'
Teslyn tells you 'I was practicing my songs. And I did sing it.'
Teslyn tells you 'That's it then.'
You tell Teslyn 'Yes, but...'
You tell Teslyn 'I'm not sure how you managed to seduce yourself.'
You tell Teslyn 'None of your stuff is in your inventory either?'
Teslyn tells you 'Yes. it is. Thank you for helping me through this.'
You tell Teslyn 'Uh, okay.'
You tell Teslyn 'You're welcome. Weirdo.'
Teslyn tells you 'Tis true.'
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Worzle: Niamh, would you like to donate your body to witchcraft?
Niamh: What are the perks?
Worzle: 'You'll smell great.
Niamh: 'Do I get dental?
Worzle: You won't be so much a whole person.
[pause]
Worzle: What I'm trying to say is no.
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Sifia: Niamh, I'm worried about your health.
Niamh: Eeeee?
Sifia: I think you have a serious problem with your metabolism.
Niamh: I'm the picture of Drow perfection! LIES!!!!
Sifia: Doesn't it bother you that you can't seem to be quiet?
Niamh: I eat plenty....only half a beast a day...saving the other half for the next...two gallons of water....and eight of liquer...nothing abnormal.
Sifia: Wait.
Sifia: Did you just say eight gallons of liquor?
