Revenge is AFK-A-RAMA

posted on 2008-11-19 20:47:40
Yes I guess i'm lucky at catching people afk.

<667hp 847m 337mv> scan all
You scan all around.
You scan north.
*** Range 1 (north) ***
A small blob of acid aimlessly eats away at the stone.
*** Range 2 (north) ***
(Charmed) A mighty dragon is here, its thick scales changing colour every moment.
Zvorth is resting here.
An alchemist wanders by in search of magical herbs.
A small puddle of water elemental.
A small puddle of water elemental.
You scan south.
*** Range 1 (south) ***
The illusionist seeks the aid of the elemental forces.
A warrior of the Rainbow Cult swears his loyalty.
A little imp runs along being annoying.
A small, rather non-descript elemental.

<667hp 847m 337mv> north
north
Elemental Bay

[Exits: north east south]
(Glowing) An air wand lies forgotten on the ground.
A small blob of acid aimlessly eats away at the stone.

<667hp 847m 334mv> abduct zvorth
Elemental Bay

[Exits: east south]
(Glowing) An air wand lies forgotten on the ground.
(Charmed) A mighty dragon is here, its thick scales changing colour every moment.
Zvorth is resting here.
An alchemist wanders by in search of magical herbs.
A small puddle of water elemental.
A small puddle of water elemental.

<667hp 847m 332mv> A dark vortex appears, tearing space and time in front of you.
You step into the vortex, dragging Zvorth along with you!
Zvorth yells 'Help! Vieti is abducting me!'
The Dark Rift

[Exits: north east south west up down]
Zvorth is resting here.
(Charmed) A mighty dragon is here, its thick scales changing colour every moment.

<667hp 849m 333mv> c 'hellstream' zvorth
Zvorth yells 'Help! Vieti is hellstreaming me!'
You bow your head as you call forth the full power of the arcane.
The ground erupts as Zvorth is caught in a searing beam of arcane light.
You fade into existence.
Your hellstream === OBLITERATES === Zvorth!
Zvorth has quite a few wounds.

<667hp 804m 333mv> c 'hellstream' zvorth

Your turmoil DISEMBOWELS Zvorth!
Your turmoil misses Zvorth.
You thrust an everchanging coloured dragon's flame aside in a skillful parry.
An everchanging coloured dragon's flame hits you.
Your shield wobbles and barely deflects Zvorth's cleave.
You deflect Zvorth's sickness aside in an ungraceful parry.
Zvorth's cleave decimates you!
You parry Zvorth's sickness.
Zvorth has quite a few wounds.

<629hp 804m 333mv>
Zvorth dodges your turmoil.
You thrust an everchanging coloured dragon's flame aside in a skillful parry.
You block an everchanging coloured dragon's attack with your shield.
You parry Zvorth's cleave.
Zvorth's sickness mauls you.
Zvorth's sickness mauls you.
Zvorth has quite a few wounds.

<582hp 804m 333mv> You bow your head as you call forth the full power of the arcane.
The ground erupts as Zvorth is caught in a searing beam of arcane light.
Your hellstream === OBLITERATES === Zvorth!
Zvorth looks pretty hurt.

<582hp 759m 333mv> c 'hellstream' zvorth

Zvorth dances around your turmoil, easily dodging it.
Zvorth dodges your turmoil.
You block an everchanging coloured dragon's attack with your shield.
You thrust an everchanging coloured dragon's flame aside in a skillful parry.
You block Zvorth's attack with your shield.
Your shield jolts under Zvorth's sickness, but holds.
Zvorth looks pretty hurt.

<582hp 759m 333mv>
Zvorth's pain devastates him!
Zvorth's pain decimates him!
The dark rift pulses with a vile energy, causing a sharp pain in your chest.
Your pain mauls you.
The dark rift pulses with a vile energy, causing a sharp pain in your chest.
Your pain mauls you.
Your protective shield dissipates.
Zvorth looks pretty hurt.

<537hp 759m 386mv> You bow your head as you call forth the full power of the arcane.
The ground erupts as Zvorth is caught in a searing beam of arcane light.
Your hellstream === OBLITERATES === Zvorth!
Zvorth is hurled up and then slammed into the ground with deadly force.
Zvorth is DEAD!!
You have fulfilled a contract. A bounty of 23121 gold has been added to your bank account.
Zvorth's fingers are severed from his hand.
Armor and entrails decorate the skies as an unfortunate is torn asunder.

<537hp 714m 386mv> get gold corpse
You get 12513 gold coins from the corpse of Zvorth.

<537hp 714m 386mv> ecast 'and closes his eyes as he fades' 'invis'
You fade out of existence.

<537hp 709m 386mv> l
The Dark Rift
All your normal senses abandon you here. Nothing feels famliar to you
here, nothing resembles the world you know. Your body feels extraordinarily
light, to the point of making you uncomfortable. The burden of gravity
no longer weighs you down. Everything is covered by a thick gray haze,
obscuring your field of vision greatly. Oddly enough, it isn't completely
dark, a faint light permeates the air, reminding you of your world by
the light of the moon. Yet, as you look around, you can't seem to find
the source of the light. The air is heavy, your breathing is a constant
toil to take in precious life-sustaining air. You can make out gray shapes
in the haze, resembling uneven terrain. Things here appear to be only
shadows of what you'd see in your own world. As you begin to move, you
are reminded of the lack of gravity, and find yourself swimming through
the air more than walking, an odd sensation.

Obscurity extends in every direction, making you feel extremely lost.
Your sense of direction is completely shot here.

[Exits: north east south west up down]
The corpse of Zvorth is lying here, utterly devastated.
The sliced-off fingers of Zvorth are lying here.

<537hp 709m 386mv> exam corpse
The corpse of Zvorth holds:
Nothing.

<538hp 710m 389mv> snort
You snort derisively.
  1. davor Revenge is AFK-A-RAMA -
    thats what inovker is all about!
    keep up the good work
  2. iolo Revenge is AFK-A-RAMA -
    Is abduct a Legion power?
  3. Cadarel Revenge is AFK-A-RAMA -
    I remain, as always unimpressed.
  4. vieti Revenge is AFK-A-RAMA -
    Ehh... ok!
  5. Clifton Revenge is AFK-A-RAMA -
    Just cause he's better than your shitty legion vertas.
  6. rekkakun Revenge is AFK-A-RAMA -
    Lol. What's wrong with u clift? haha. Cant he kill a single AFK person without getting flamed?
  7. Clifton Revenge is AFK-A-RAMA -
    Read again to see who i'm flaming. It's not Vieti.
  8. Vertas Revenge is AFK-A-RAMA -
    Cythlan did okay actually. I had a few good pks, Jonus, Whoever Amdorin's executor was. Uhhh Thenindor when he tried to attack me when i had a seven rank advantage. I've seen Vieti do alright sometimes, cheese kills don't impress me I'm sorry. I'd much rather watch you get raped by pip again.
  9. Vertas Revenge is AFK-A-RAMA -
    Sorry I just realized how gay that sounded. Go ahead and just delete that post...