Vevier the Scary

posted on 2009-01-03 18:58:53
l vev
A frumpy pink bonnet sits on a pile of bushy blond hair belonging to this
gnome woman. Generous brown eyes peer out at the world from behind a pair
of dirty specticles which are precariously perched on an oversized nose.
Her heavy armor is strapped onto her body uncomfortably, as it was
improperly fitted. Not helping the fit at all are the little bits of dough
and flour which fall occasionally with her movements from where they were
previous trapped in small openings and joints. Falling from her waist to
mid-knee is a small pink and white checkered apron.
Vevier is in excellent condition.

Vevier is using:
(Glowing) the Colourful banner of Herald
a ring made of pink icing
a pair of reindeer antlers
some bits of floury dough
a pink and white checkered apron
a feathered goose's bottom
a harlequin Heraldic cloak
(Glowing) (Humming) a long, slender penis stuffer
the soul of Vevier
(Glowing) a bird of paradise cookie

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm>
Vevier agrees absolutely.

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm> 'a long slender penis stuffer?
You say 'A long slender penis stuffer?'

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm>
Vevier coughs loudly.

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm>
Vevier stops wielding a long, slender penis stuffer.
Vevier wields a cookie cutter.

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm>
Vevier says 'You didn't see that.'

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm> 'I don't even wanna know.
You say 'I don't even wanna know.'

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm>
Vevier says 'A gift from groq.'

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm>
Vevier wields a batter-covered wooden spoon in her off-hand.

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm>

'Groq?You say 'Groq?'

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm>
Vevier says 'The behemoth of incomprehensible agony.'

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm>
Vevier says 'Former immortal leader of the legion.'

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm> 'I know Groq, but... why'd he give you a...You say 'I know Groq, but... why'd he give you a...'

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm> 'Penis stuffer.You say 'Penis stuffer.'

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm> 'What is a penis stuffer?You say 'What is a penis stuffer?'

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm> l vevA frumpy pink bonnet sits on a pile of bushy blond hair belonging to this
gnome woman. Generous brown eyes peer out at the world from behind a pair
of dirty specticles which are precariously perched on an oversized nose.
Her heavy armor is strapped onto her body uncomfortably, as it was
improperly fitted. Not helping the fit at all are the little bits of dough
and flour which fall occasionally with her movements from where they were
previous trapped in small openings and joints. Falling from her waist to
mid-knee is a small pink and white checkered apron.
Vevier is in excellent condition.

Vevier is using:
(Glowing) the Colourful banner of Herald
a ring made of pink icing
a pair of reindeer antlers
some bits of floury dough
a pink and white checkered apron
a feathered goose's bottom
a harlequin Heraldic cloak
a cookie cutter
a batter-covered wooden spoon
the soul of Vevier
(Glowing) a bird of paradise cookie

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm>
Vevier says 'To create agony.'

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm> blinkYou bat your eyelashes.

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm>
Vevier agrees absolutely.

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm> 'I think I might be content if I died...You say 'I think I might be content if I died...'

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm>
Vevier coughs loudly.

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm> 'No, I definitely wouldn't have a problem with it. That's downright frightening. I think you just outdid everyone. Davairus, Resatimm, all those scary legendsYou say 'No, I definitely wouldn't have a problem with it. That's downright frightening. I think you just outdid everyone. Davairus, Resatimm, all those scary legends.'

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm>
Vevier says 'Stay on my good side, dearie.'

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm>
Vevier winks suggestively at you.

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm>
You are hungry.

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm> 'you just took the cake, their cakes, ate them, then made more for yourself and left them in the dustYou say 'You just took the cake, their cakes, ate it, then made more for yourself and left them in the dust.'

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm>
Vevier giggles.

<537hp 511m 422mv no opponent no opponent inside calm>
Vevier pats you on your head.
  1. squeeeee Vevier the Scary -
    Looks like AR has been infected with WoW mentality players. Hello roleplay and maturity!
  2. Groq Vevier the Scary -
    In my defense I can't make anything at my lvl so that was given to me by someone else. In Veviers defense she can rp three times better than anyone here can because that's all she does. Just happened to forget she was wearing it.
  3. davor Vevier the Scary -
    remind me folk, Squee is Rolf, who was a cheating cookiecutter teenager?

    Nice to see him rise up to occasion and bestow some wisdom upon the unruly penis stuffing immortals...
    seriously folk... get a life
  4. squeeeee Vevier the Scary -
    lmao, i've only had one L50 and he was invoker. but thats okay, all normal people make mistakes davor.
  5. balaks Vevier the Scary -
    Hahaha I gave her that - hilarious she forgot she was holding it
  6. Clifton Vevier the Scary -
    You associate Imms with roleplay. Anyone above level 53 just like to fuck with mortals and get them killed. Res.
  7. xazappith Vevier the Scary -
    You gave me one too Balaks? I was wearing it from the night before when Groq and I were hanging out. I've also been known to forget that I'm holding my uber powerful purple chicken from Vanisse, though its not quite as offensive.
  8. Hrimo Vevier the Scary -
    LOL @ purple chicken
  9. Vertas Vevier the Scary -
    Rolf was actually pretty good, he wasn't all that ooc, I'd be on aim chatting with him while we were fighting on ar...He'd say something like you might wanna wake up, when all of a sudden all of my spells get dispelled... No way that squeee is rolf.