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What the hell? I have always trained my weapons here. They changed this crap. I come over here to finish mastering hand to hand and find this. It was over so fast I had no idea I was dying.

(797hp 701m 326mv 8742g day 27089tnl day inside no opponent no opponent calm)
A wild boar looks uncomfortable in these surroundings.
The tip of the Demonflame glows brightly.

(797hp 701m 381mv 8742g noon 27089tnl noon inside no opponent no opponent calm) kill stat
An onyx statue turns your attack against you.
An onyx statue's cleave *** DEVASTATES *** you!
An onyx statue is unaffected by your punch!
An onyx statue is in excellent condition.

(649hp 701m 381mv 8742g noon 27089tnl noon inside none mob calm)
An onyx statue's cleave *** DEVASTATES *** you!
An onyx statue's cleave *** DEVASTATES *** a wild boar!
An onyx statue's cleave *** DEVASTATES *** you!
An onyx statue's cleave *** DEVASTATES *** you!
An onyx statue sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
An onyx statue's bash MANGLES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
An onyx statue is unaffected by your punch!
An onyx statue is unaffected by your punch!
An onyx statue is unaffected by a wild boar's charge!
An onyx statue is unaffected by a wild boar's charge!
An onyx statue is in excellent condition.

(113hp 701m 381mv 8742g noon 27089tnl noon inside none mob active) flee

An onyx statue's cleave *** DEVASTATES *** you!
You have been KILLED!!

You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
As long as you don't attack anything.

resatimm Asshat -

Its called an OVERSIGHT and using it to train called ABUSE of an OVERSIGHT. If you had LOOKED at the statue before you attacked it, you would have noticed blood all over it and it being suspiciously hungry. I sat idle for 72 hours in that room just WAITING for the first idiot to go abuse my oversight. Enjoy the object lesson everyone.

Emilise WTF?!!! When the hell did this change? -

I had no idea. I just assumed it was supposed to be like that. Someone told me about it a long time ago. THat sucks, I didnt even have a chance to flee. That and I had several Items crumple

resatimm AND -

when you walk into the room he said "I can smell your blood. Your fresh delicious blood." which he has never said before. That was a huge CLUE. What do you want me to do, put a huge WARNING sign in the room like the cabals have? Well NO because level 40 and below cant even enter that room.

shadok WTF?!!! When the hell did this change? -

Haha. That is freaking hilarious. Props Resatimm. I had heard about that training being great, but I like my elemental canyon just fine after seeing that. Lol! Damn that is friggin awesome. :) Wow..LOL!

LOL, well No one else should be doing that anymore. And yeah I did notice it was strange, but I was already typing the command by the time it clicked LOL. Thats what happens when I try to do three things at once.

resatimm WTF?!!! When the hell did this change? -

I actually hoped the first one who got slaughtered by Xanthaks angry big bother didnt post the log so more than one would get the lesson.

lol. Worst part is. I hate training there, you dont get anything besides the training there. I was only going there cause I was having a hard time with hand to hand lol. Since you don't defend hardly at all with hand to to hand.

Clifton WTF?!!! When the hell did this change? -

My guess... resatimm rerolled a necro and was looking for a pimp zombie.

bahaha

statue is immune to everything

Wait, I think you just had an idea.

Actually, nah. I dont care if the zombies were as buff as Rin, without lagging zombies, lazy necros cant get any kills these days.

Try dirt kicking it... it takes like 8 dirt kicks, but it'll kill as of 6 months ago or so.

haha i didnt know that.

I had already beefed up its hitpoints to 10000 or so to give its gas breath some teeth (its either HP related or HP % rated, i wasnt taking a chance)

abe WTF?!!! When the hell did this change? -

Always has been HP related, not percentage wise.

mullet WTF?!!! When the hell did this change? -

It was hp % related a bunch of years ago.