Noob thief wanted to duel and the funny

posted on 2009-02-05 04:05:50
<307hp 431m 266mv 6935tnl blade defensive evasive>
Wresketlet's flaming bite MUTILATES you!
You parry Wresketlet's flaming bite.
Your slash misses Wresketlet.
Your slash misses Wresketlet.
Wresketlet is in excellent condition.

<265hp 431m 266mv 6935tnl blade defensive aggressive> flee
You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
The Path of Defence
The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be difficult
to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators to watch from. On
the walls is the blood of past warriors who have won and lost here. Many
markings from the clashing of steel upon them have been buried deep into
their stonework. The floor is bare and basic, designed solely to provide
the most basic needs of combat. Engraved on the wall is a plaque that
reads, 'He who endures all, conquers all'.

[Exits: east west]

<271hp 441m 266mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> quaff defender
You do not have that potion.

<271hp 441m 266mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> quaff purple
You do not have that potion.

<271hp 441m 266mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> s
Alas, you cannot go that way.

<271hp 441m 266mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> e
The Path of Defence
The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be difficult
to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators to watch from. On
the walls is the blood of past warriors who have won and lost here. Many
markings from the clashing of steel upon them have been buried deep into
their stonework. The floor is bare and basic, designed solely to provide
the most basic needs of combat. Engraved on the wall is a plaque that
reads, 'He who endures all, conquers all'.

[Exits: east west]

<271hp 441m 264mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> e
The Path of Defence
The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be difficult
to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators to watch from. On
the walls is the blood of past warriors who have won and lost here. Many
markings from the clashing of steel upon them have been buried deep into
their stonework. The floor is bare and basic, designed solely to provide
the most basic needs of combat. Engraved on the wall is a plaque that
reads, 'He who endures all, conquers all'.

[Exits: east west]

<271hp 441m 262mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> e
The Path of Defence
The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be difficult
to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators to watch from. On
the walls is the blood of past warriors who have won and lost here. Many
markings from the clashing of steel upon them have been buried deep into
their stonework. The floor is bare and basic, designed solely to provide
the most basic needs of combat. Engraved on the wall is a plaque that
reads, 'He who endures all, conquers all'.

[Exits: north west]

<271hp 441m 260mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> g purp sac
You get a purple potion from a Big Ol'Pack Sack.

<271hp 441m 260mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> quaff purple
You quaff a purple potion.
You aren't blind.
You are surrounded by a white aura.

<271hp 441m 260mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> w
w
sca
The Path of Defence
The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be difficult
to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators to watch from. On
the walls is the blood of past warriors who have won and lost here. Many
markings from the clashing of steel upon them have been buried deep into
their stonework. The floor is bare and basic, designed solely to provide
the most basic needs of combat. Engraved on the wall is a plaque that
reads, 'He who endures all, conquers all'.

[Exits: east west]

<271hp 441m 258mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> The Path of Defence
The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be difficult
to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators to watch from. On
the walls is the blood of past warriors who have won and lost here. Many
markings from the clashing of steel upon them have been buried deep into
their stonework. The floor is bare and basic, designed solely to provide
the most basic needs of combat. Engraved on the wall is a plaque that
reads, 'He who endures all, conquers all'.

[Exits: east west]

<271hp 441m 256mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> You scan all around.
You scan east.
You scan west.

<271hp 441m 256mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> w
The Path of Defence
The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be difficult
to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators to watch from. On
the walls is the blood of past warriors who have won and lost here. Many
markings from the clashing of steel upon them have been buried deep into
their stonework. The floor is bare and basic, designed solely to provide
the most basic needs of combat. Engraved on the wall is a plaque that
reads, 'He who endures all, conquers all'.

[Exits: east west]

<271hp 441m 254mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> w
Centre of the Arena
The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be difficult
to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators to watch from. On
the walls is the blood of past warriors who have won and lost here. Many
markings from the clashing of steel upon them have been buried deep into
their stonework. The floor is bare and basic, designed solely to provide
the most basic needs of combat. The iron gates of the arena are to the
south. Hallways lead off in all the other directions.

[Exits: north east (south) west]

<271hp 441m 252mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> n
The Path of Fury
The halls of the arena extend all around you, high enough to be difficult
to climb and to provide a vantage point for spectators to watch from. On
the walls is the blood of past warriors who have won and lost here. Many
markings from the clashing of steel upon them have been buried deep into
their stonework. The floor is bare and basic, designed solely to provide
the most basic needs of combat. A plaque engraved in the wall reads, 'He
who dares wins'.

[Exits: north south]
Wresketlet the Master of Taste is here.
(Charmed) A flesh golem stands here to do his master's bidding.

<271hp 441m 250mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> sca
You scan all around.
You scan north.
You scan south.

<271hp 441m 250mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> murder wres
Wresketlet dodges your slash.
Wresketlet is in excellent condition.

<271hp 441m 250mv 6945tnl blade defensive aggressive>
Wresketlet's flaming bite mauls you.
Wresketlet's flaming bite mauls you.
Your slash misses Wresketlet.
Wresketlet is in excellent condition.

<225hp 441m 250mv 6945tnl blade defensive aggressive> c rend

Wresketlet's dirt kick bounces off your protective shield.
Wresketlet's kicked dirt misses you.
Wresketlet is in excellent condition.

<225hp 441m 250mv 6945tnl blade defensive aggressive> Your rend life maims Wresketlet!
Wresketlet has a few scratches.

<221hp 430m 266mv 6945tnl blade defensive aggressive>
Wresketlet's flaming bite wounds you.
Wresketlet's flaming bite wounds you.
Your slash misses Wresketlet.
Wresketlet dodges your slash.
A flesh golem's slash wounds Wresketlet.
Wresketlet has some small wounds and bruises.

<185hp 430m 266mv 6945tnl blade defensive aggressive> c rend
Your rend life DISEMBOWELS Wresketlet!
Wresketlet's flaming bite mauls you.
Wresketlet's flaming bite wounds you.
Your slash misses Wresketlet.
Your slash maims Wresketlet!
Wresketlet has quite a few wounds.

<139hp 415m 266mv 6945tnl blade defensive aggressive>
Wresketlet sidesteps your attacks and attempts to stab you.
Your death ward extends a grasping tendril.
Your death ward MUTILATES Wresketlet!
Wresketlet has quite a few wounds.

<139hp 395m 266mv 6945tnl blade defensive aggressive> c rend

Wresketlet's flaming bite wounds you.
Wresketlet dodges your slash.
Wresketlet has quite a few wounds.

<119hp 395m 266mv 6945tnl blade defensive aggressive> Your rend life DISEMBOWELS Wresketlet!
Wresketlet has quite a few wounds.

<114hp 380m 266mv 6945tnl blade defensive aggressive>
Wresketlet's flaming bite wounds you.
You awkwardly parry Wresketlet's flaming bite with a loud clang.
Your slash maims Wresketlet!
Wresketlet has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<95hp 380m 266mv 6945tnl blade defensive aggressive> c rend
Your rend life DISEMBOWELS Wresketlet!
Wresketlet has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<92hp 365m 266mv 6945tnl blade defensive aggressive>
Wresketlet sidesteps your attacks and attempts to stab you.
Your death ward extends a grasping tendril.
Your death ward DISEMBOWELS Wresketlet!
Wresketlet looks pretty hurt.

<92hp 345m 266mv 6945tnl blade defensive aggressive>
Wresketlet's flaming bite mauls you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Your slash maims Wresketlet!
Your slash misses Wresketlet.
Wresketlet looks pretty hurt.

<71hp 345m 266mv 6945tnl blade defensive aggressive> c rend
Your rend life MUTILATES Wresketlet!
Wresketlet is in awful condition.

<68hp 330m 266mv 6945tnl blade defensive aggressive> c rend

Wresketlet's flaming bite mauls you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Your slash misses Wresketlet.
Your slash misses Wresketlet.
A flesh golem's slash mauls Wresketlet.
A flesh golem's slash mauls Wresketlet.
Wresketlet is in awful condition.

<45hp 330m 266mv 6945tnl blade defensive aggressive> Your rend life DISMEMBERS Wresketlet!
Wresketlet is mortally wounded!!
Wresketlet have yielded. You have won the challenge.
The Juggernaut yells 'Bechamela has claimed victory over Wresketlet.'
The Juggernaut yells 'The duel lasted 50 seconds.'

Wresketlet says 'Still feel like it was not fair.'

<133hp 490m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
Wresketlet goes to sleep.

<133hp 490m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
Wresketlet wakes and stands up.

<133hp 490m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
Wresketlet drinks water from a barrel.

<133hp 490m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
Wresketlet drinks water from a barrel.

<133hp 490m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
Wresketlet drinks water from a barrel.

<133hp 490m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> 'you have a lot to learn
You say 'You have a lot to learn.'
Wresketlet goes to sleep.

<133hp 490m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
Wresketlet wakes and stands up.

<142hp 511m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
Wresketlet says 'It is dualing when i dual i fight even i try to at least.'

<145hp 512m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
Wresketlet sits down and rests.

<145hp 512m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> in
You are carrying:
(Magical) (Glowing) a potion of travelers regeneration
a barrel
( 2) (Magical) (Glowing) a potion of critter protection
a huge, wicked-looking scythe
a Big Ol'Pack Sack
a map of Seringale
a map of Darkhaven
a training dagger

<155hp 527m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
The night is about to end.

<166hp 540m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
Wresketlet says 'I dont do purples no two on one i could easily get me a firegiant rank 30 slave '

<166hp 540m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> chuc
You chuckle politely.

<166hp 540m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
A patient yells 'A miracle! Korvoduin the healer guildmaster has cured my ailments!'

<166hp 540m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> r
You rest.

<166hp 540m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> 'how is it fair
You say 'How is it fair.'

<173hp 548m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
Wresketlet says 'I try to be fair but o well bygons be bygons good fight.'

<173hp 548m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
Wresketlet stands up.

<173hp 548m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
The day has begun.

<182hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> 'when you have dodge parry counter balance
You say 'When you have dodge parry counter balance.'

<182hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> 'I have parry
You say 'I have parry.'

<182hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> 'you going to use only once defence?
You say 'You going to use only once defence?'

<189hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> 'to even it up?
You say 'To even it up?'

<189hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> whe
Players near you:
<PK> Doriken The Meat Store
<PK> Bechamela The Path of Fury
<PK> Wresketlet The Path of Fury

<189hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
The sun rises in the east.
The town clock tolls once as the day begins.

<196hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> 'and I only have second attack
You say 'And I only have second attack.'

<196hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> 'How are you going to rid yourself of third attack?
You say 'How are you going to rid yourself of third attack?'

<203hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> 'to even it up
You say 'To even it up.'

<203hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
Wresketlet says 'Then at least you could have choose beteween puple or golem.'

<203hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> laugh
You fall down laughing.

<203hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> gr
Bechamela's group:
[29 Chm] A flesh golem 100% hp 100% mana 100% mv
[26 War] Doriken 23% hp 67% mana 100% mv 10029 tnl
[29 Nec] Bechamela 68% hp 100% mana 100% mv 6945 tnl

<211hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> 'think of it this way
You say 'Think of it this way.'

<211hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> 'you are a big strong mag
You say 'You are a big strong mag.'

<211hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> 'man
You say 'Man.'

<218hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> 'and I am a weak little child
You say 'And I am a weak little child.'

<218hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
You no longer see invisible objects.

<228hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> 'I have other things to even it up against you
You say 'I have other things to even it up against you.'

<228hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> wa
You stand up.

<228hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> c 'detect invis
Your eyes tingle.

<229hp 557m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> r
You rest.

<229hp 557m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> 'even with my golem and a purple you almost killed me
You say 'Even with my golem and a purple you almost killed me.'

<229hp 557m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
Wresketlet says 'What were you hurt to what %'

<229hp 557m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
The power to fashion another flesh golem returns.

<243hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> 'probably one more hit and I was done for
You say 'Probably one more hit and I was done for.'

<243hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
Wresketlet says 'Ahh it was most even.'

<251hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive> chuc
You chuckle politely.

<251hp 561m 268mv 6945tnl no opponent no opponent aggressive>
Wresketlet says 'If my sidestep would have hit.'


  1. mullet Noob thief wanted to duel and the funny -
    Read helpfiles on skills. Period. Noobs would be so much less noobish if they did that.