I fought a co-worker today. Found out he had five dollars in his pocket, and a snickers. He wouldn't part with the snickers, so I had to use force. I hit him over the head with my blackjack (Cardboard box) and he fell over the edge of pile of corpses(also made of cardboard). In the end, he lost the battle, and I was the victor. Soon, however, the Justice showed up (My manager) and I was sent off running with my tail tucked. I couldn't loot (steal his five dollars and that yummy snickers). Good thing I am evil/neutral, otherwise I would've blackjacked the Justice (again, my manager). Isn't this where we write paragraphs about recent fights...? Lol
Everyone of these stupid paragraphs have. I think it's hilarious. Why are you so upset about it? Let whoever this idiot is be an idiot, and instead of letting his dry humor upset you, laugh at him, because that way is a lot funner.