<725/738 507/507 420/439 none mob evasive inside>
Braeson confines you to the immediate vicinity.
The Caretaker looks pretty hurt.

<725/738 507/507 420/439 none mob evasive inside> flee
You couldn't escape!
The Caretaker looks pretty hurt.

<725/738 507/507 420/439 none mob evasive inside>
You dance around The Caretaker's tail and easily dodge it.
Your turmoil decimates The Caretaker!
Your turmoil wounds The Caretaker.
The Caretaker looks pretty hurt.

<725/738 507/507 420/439 none mob evasive inside> lfe
I don't think much is to be achieved by that.
The Caretaker looks pretty hurt.

<725/738 507/507 420/439 none mob evasive inside> fle
You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
The Foyer
Ducking past a gleaming iron portcullis, you find yourself in a tidy
foyer furnished spartanly with a hat-and-coat rack and a small closet. A
glinting crystalline suit of armor stands at attention near the foyer's
entrance, which seems to inspect passersby as if ascertaining their
belonging in its presence. The foyer is lit by a globe of pure white light
which floats a few inches from the ceiling and adjusts its glow according to
the intensity of light beaming in from outdoors. The foyer extends to the
south.

[Exits: north south]

<725/738 507/507 419/439 no opponent no opponent evasive inside> fle
You aren't fighting anyone.

<725/738 507/507 419/439 no opponent no opponent evasive inside> s
s
The Foyer
Further down the foyer, you notice more crystalline suits of armor
standing juxtaposed along the walls. The foyer is lit by a globe of pure
white light which floats a few inches from the ceiling and adjusts its glow
according to the intensity of light beaming in from outdoors. The light
filters through the east. A suit of armor stands in the southwestern corner
slightly out of line of the others.

[Exits: north east]

<725/738 507/507 418/439 no opponent no opponent evasive inside> Try as you mig
ht, the crystalline armor will not budge from its place.

<725/738 507/507 418/439 no opponent no opponent evasive inside> e
Before a brass staircase
Past a short unremarkable mahogany-paneled hallway, you arrive at the
foot of a set of stairs leading upwards to the second floor of the Fortress.
Each step is ornamented with peculiar wave-like etchings that provide a soft
white illumination as the sun sets. Miniature globes of light identical to
those found in the foyer hover in the air along an invisible banister, as a
gentle reminder not to tread too close to the edge of the staircase. The
granite walls seem impossibly to be made of one unbroken sheet of rock.

[Exits: west up]

<725/738 507/507 417/439 no opponent no opponent evasive inside> e
A simple brass banister gently directs you towards the staircase.

<725/738 507/507 417/439 no opponent no opponent evasive inside> where
Players near you:
Braeson The Entrance to the Fortress
Wudst Before a brass staircase

<725/738 507/507 417/439 no opponent no opponent evasive inside> w
The Foyer
Further down the foyer, you notice more crystalline suits of armor
standing juxtaposed along the walls. The foyer is lit by a globe of pure
white light which floats a few inches from the ceiling and adjusts its glow
according to the intensity of light beaming in from outdoors. The light
filters through the east. A suit of armor stands in the southwestern corner
slightly out of line of the others.

[Exits: north east]

<725/738 507/507 416/439 no opponent no opponent evasive inside> 4
They aren't here.

<725/738 507/507 416/439 no opponent no opponent evasive inside> scan n
4

Braeson walks in.
You scan north.
*** Range 2 (north) ***
(White Aura) The Caretaker stands attentively before the fortress gates.

<725/738 507/507 416/439 no opponent no opponent evasive inside> You hit Braeso
n on the back of the head with a lead filled sack.
Braeson yells 'Help! Wudst just tried to blackjack me!'
Your blackjack hits Braeson.
Braeson has a few scratches.

<725/738 507/507 416/439 segment dual_wield aggressive inside> Braeson kicks di
rt in your eyes!
Braeson's kicked dirt grazes you.
You can't see a thing!

<720/738 507/507 416/439 unknown unknown aggressive unknown>
You rub the dirt out of your eyes.
Braeson parries your turmoil.
Braeson parries your turmoil.
Braeson deflects your turmoil aside in an ungraceful parry.
Braeson's sting devastates you!
Braeson's pierce devastates you!
You parry Braeson's pierce.
Braeson has a few scratches.

<661/738 507/507 416/439 segment dual_wield aggressive inside> flee

Braeson blocks your attack and attempts to strike at the brief opening.
Braeson's riposte wounds you.
Braeson parries your turmoil.
You deftly perform a counterbalance evasion.
You manage to dodge Braeson's sting with a lot of effort.
Braeson's pierce mauls you.
Braeson's sting decimates you!
Braeson's wild sting DISMEMBERS you!
Braeson has a few scratches.

<538/738 507/507 416/439 segment dual_wield aggressive inside> wear hammer
You flee from combat!
You lost 10 experience points.
The Foyer
Ducking past a gleaming iron portcullis, you find yourself in a tidy
foyer furnished spartanly with a hat-and-coat rack and a small closet. A
glinting crystalline suit of armor stands at attention near the foyer's
entrance, which seems to inspect passersby as if ascertaining their
belonging in its presence. The foyer is lit by a globe of pure white light
which floats a few inches from the ceiling and adjusts its glow according to
the intensity of light beaming in from outdoors. The foyer extends to the
south.

[Exits: north south]

<538/738 507/507 415/439 no opponent no opponent aggressive inside> You stop wi
elding a Dagger of Chaos.
You wield a Storm Headed Hammer.
You feel quite confident with a Storm Headed Hammer.
You are no longer counterbalanced. <---- bit of lag here... doesnt affect me much. Whatever.

<538/738 507/507 415/439 no opponent no opponent aggressive inside> s
2

Braeson walks in.

<538/738 507/507 415/439 no opponent no opponent aggressive inside>
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Braeson!'
Braeson's sting devastates you!
Braeson's pierce decimates you!
Braeson dances around your smash, easily dodging it.
You couldn't dodge Braeson's sting but he misses by inches.
Braeson's pierce wounds you.
Braeson's sting maims you!
Braeson has a few scratches.

<426/738 507/507 415/439 segment dual_wield aggressive inside> clobb

Braeson manages to dodge your smash with a lot of effort.
Braeson blocks your attack and attempts to strike at the brief opening.
Braeson's riposte wounds you.
You awkwardly parry Braeson's sting with a loud clang.
Braeson's wild sting injures you.
Braeson has a few scratches.

<395/738 507/507 415/439 segment dual_wield aggressive inside>
Braeson has fled!
Braeson walks south.

<395/738 507/507 415/439 no opponent no opponent aggressive inside> s<----This is still fine.
e<----Note I dont try to attempt anything east....
The Foyer
Further down the foyer, you notice more crystalline suits of armor
standing juxtaposed along the walls. The foyer is lit by a globe of pure
white light which floats a few inches from the ceiling and adjusts its glow
according to the intensity of light beaming in from outdoors. The light
filters through the east. A suit of armor stands in the southwestern corner
slightly out of line of the others.

[Exits: north east]
(White Aura) Braeson the Lieutenant of Battle is here.

<395/738 507/507 414/439 no opponent no opponent aggressive inside> Braeson yel
ls 'Help! I am being attacked by Wudst!'
Your smash maims Braeson!
Braeson couldn't dodge your smash but you miss by inches.
Braeson has a few scratches.

<395/738 507/507 414/439 blade dual_wield aggressive inside> hide

WHAT

Braeson parries your smash.
Braeson's slash decimates you!
You parry Braeson's pierce.
Braeson's pierce devastates you!
Braeson has a few scratches.

THE

<338/738 507/507 414/439 blade dual_wield aggressive inside> flee
Braeson slices you as you attempt to slip in close.
Braeson's slash devastates you!
Braeson has a few scratches.

FUCKING

<309/738 507/507 414/439 blade dual_wield aggressive inside> hide

Braeson stops wielding a dagger formed of stars.
Braeson wears a golden dragonscale shield as a shield.
Braeson has a few scratches.

<309/738 507/507 414/439 blade defensive aggressive inside>
Braeson nimbly dodges your smash with a practiced maneuver.
Your smash misses Braeson.
Braeson concentrates on his combat style to prevent you from dodging.
Braeson's slash devastates you!
Braeson's slash decimates you!
Braeson's slash decimates you!
Braeson has a few scratches.

HELL

<226/738 507/507 414/439 blade defensive aggressive inside>
The white aura around Braeson fades.
The white aura around your body fades.
Braeson has a few scratches.
IS
<237/738 507/507 439/439 blade defensive aggressive inside> flee
GOING
Braeson nimbly dodges your smash with a practiced maneuver.
Braeson deflects your smash aside in an ungraceful parry.
Braeson couldn't dodge your smash but you miss by inches.
Braeson's slash DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Braeson concentrates on his combat style to prevent you from dodging.
Braeson's slash DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Braeson has a few scratches.

ON

<119/738 507/507 439/439 blade defensive aggressive inside>
Braeson sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
Braeson's bash injures you. <-----Hooray Real lag. Doesnt matter, cuz I still have a fucking clobber in the queue
You sure are BLEEDING!
Braeson has a few scratches.

<103/738 507/507 439/439 blade defensive aggressive inside> fle

Braeson blocks your attack with his shield.
Braeson concentrates on his combat style to prevent you from dodging.
Braeson's slash DISEMBOWELS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Braeson's slash DISMEMBERS you!
You are stunned, but will probably recover.

<-2/738 507/507 439/439 no opponent no opponent aggressive inside> You are too
stunned to do that.

<-2/738 507/507 439/439 no opponent no opponent aggressive inside> You are too
stunned to do that.

<-2/738 507/507 439/439 no opponent no opponent aggressive inside> You are too
stunned to do that.

<-2/738 507/507 439/439 no opponent no opponent aggressive inside> You are too
stunned to do that.
You have been KILLED!! <----Hooray gay porn.