My first gayest death ever

posted on 2009-12-23 04:04:10
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You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Aelduweth!'
Aelduweth's cleave devastates you!
Your shield fails to deflect the powerful cleave from Aelduweth's axe.
Aelduweth's cleave decimates you!
A chameleon poncho wraps around Aelduweth and camouflages Aelduweth.
Aelduweth's contours become blurred.
Your ice shield decimates Aelduweth!
A panther pounces out of hiding!
You yell 'Don't even think about trying to tackle me, a large black panther!'
A large black panther collides with your protective shield.
A large black panther's tackle misses you.
A large black panther's tackle misses you.
No way! You are still fighting!
Your pound misses Aelduweth.
You parry a white quartz tiger's claw.
Your shield fails to deflect the powerful cleave from Aelduweth's axe.
Aelduweth's cleave decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You deflect Aelduweth's pierce aside in an ungraceful parry.
Aelduweth's cleave decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Your ice shield DISEMBOWELS Aelduweth!
A large black panther's claw wounds you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
A large black panther's claw injures you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Your ice shield injures a large black panther.
A wild boar's charge injures you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
A wild boar's charge injures you.
You are stunned, but will probably recover.

<0hp 356m 347mv 14156tnl>You are too stunned to do that.


  1. draxl Your first gayest post ever -
    ffs