Adwaud spankin.

posted on 2010-03-24 16:47:55
I was going to submit the entire log, but this pretty much sums it up.

I have a full suit of rares, my hit dam is ave 40/34.

This is fucking stupid. I can last for about 3 rounds, I hit him for 100 hp, and I am down to 100 hp.

Keepers are gay. And I will probably never fight one again unless they invade, then I am going to be a bitch and squat. Because there is absolutely nothing I can do against THAT.



<428/791 703/703 155/424> {no opponent} {no opponent} sand s
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Adwaud!'
Adwaud's sting maims you!
Adwaud has some small wounds and bruises.

<392/791 703/703 155/424> {segment} {defensive} sand No way! You are still fighting!
Adwaud has some small wounds and bruises.

<392/791 703/703 155/424> {segment} {defensive} sand
Your cleave misses Adwaud.
Your pierce MUTILATES Adwaud!
Adwaud parries your pierce.
Adwaud's sting MUTILATES you!
Adwaud's sting DISEMBOWELS you!
Adwaud's sting MUTILATES you!
Adwaud has some small wounds and bruises.

<272/791 703/703 155/424> {segment} {defensive} sand wtf
You look for the nearest wall and beat your head into it.
Adwaud has some small wounds and bruises.

<272/791 703/703 155/424> {segment} {defensive} sand flee
You flee from combat!
  1. sebryn Adwaud spankin. -
    392 - 272 = 120hp lost in 1 round.

    Was this through sanc?
  2. Adwaud Adwaud spankin. -
    Nothing amazingly wrong with that. Atonement was giving me a lot from your suit. Means your gear was pretty gayed. Coupled with that, I was using a flail of which you have no skill. So you're probably not going to parry anything. So there is the damage. Azazhog is DISMEMBERING me through sanc. What do you say about that? he hits me consistently min of once a round. That's how sucky it is against someone THAT decked!

    And Sebryn, yes that was through sanc.
  3. agrelit Adwaud spankin. -
    If it was even back and forth, then I would understand. The point of keepers is not to DESTROY the decked guys. Its to put them on par with them, so they can have a battle. Not so it can be a one sided fuckfest.


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    That shit...Is stupid.


    You should hit me that much with a flail while I am dual wielding. You should not hit me that hard unless I hit you that hard. (or at least anywhere close to ish).
  4. bassball Adwaud spankin. -
    Yeah. That's ALWAYS been my problem with Keepers. They put in ZERO effort, and instantly not only equal someone who's spent WEEKS getting decked, they are BETTER THEN THEM. WHAT THE HELL?! That is what is stupid about Keepers. Zero effort and automatically better then everyone they fight. Not EQUAL. BETTER!!!
  5. der-da-der Adwaud spankin. -
    Apply to Keepers and say that shit. You're daft man.
  6. pip Adwaud spankin. -
    "he does it so I should do it too" thats all i hear, why don't you look at the log below where Arvar is shit stomping hrimoyan all over the place, but hrimoyan uses his given skills to overcome. that's the point of fighting is to use what you got. everything is balance ENOUGH to where you can come out on top. I know Adwaud isn't the best so he is bound to make a mistake, that's where you are suppose to be the better player and make your killing blow. use your brain instead of sticking you can just pound people into the dirt with damage
  7. garistha Adwaud spankin. -
    well if u wanna be a hoarding bitch thats what u get. its not that they can't be beaten, tipplwise smacked adwaud in the ground. don't blame atonement.
  8. hampster Adwaud spankin. -
    Engage brain before opening mouth Garistha. Being a Knight in a good suit of armor is hardly what I would call a hoarding bitch.

    And you forgot to mention Tipplwise dying three times to adwaud with arvar at his side and a guard.

    No offense meant to tip or arv, just lets make sure we keep things in perspective. Keepers get automatic kill fest if they want it.
  9. bassball Adwaud spankin. -
    You're right pip. It is definitely possible to beat Keepers. Even if you're super decked. The problem is, when I fight a Keeper with the same gear on, they don't have atonement, therefore we are equal. So that's cool. When I spend a really large amount of time, painstakingly acquiring super winter gear, and I fight a Keeper, he INSTANTLY becomes MORE powerful then me. Thews vs Thews Keeper is equal. UBER gear vs Thews Keeper puts Keeper ON TOP. That just doesn't seemed right. Or balanced. Or fair. Thats the point I was trying to make.
  10. adwaud Adwaud spankin. -
    Ok, bassball, let's put things into perspective. Keeper has almost nothing to use against another warrior class except atonement.

    If I am not wrong, atonement is also pegged on your rating. So if you have high rating, atonement gives more bonus. Arvar's rating's quite high, so it probably affects. And I have been making so many shit mistakes. When I fought Volk, I didn't know my shield was in my sack, when I fought tipplwise, I took the chance to go for bash etc etc. and my ping to the server isn't what you would call instantaneous like some others. Your flee murders are fucking sick. So I doubt I'm that ass spanking as a keeper.

    To the post here, my damge is Mutilate/Disembowell range. Your damage is Mutilate range. Probably for me just a tad higher, due to treant thews which gives high damroll. It's just that you're not parrying, that is why you feel it's a shit load of damage... At least in my opinion.
  11. adwaud Adwaud spankin. -
    btw, in case you guys didn't know, Arvar was Uncompliant against Hrimoyan, and yet spanked Hrimoyan all over until that mistake. I feel it ain't that bad fighting a keeper.
  12. mullet Adwaud spankin. -
    So you guys are looking at a log... where ubered guy is getting hit harder by the keeper... by quite a bit... and you are saying things are equal? Wtf?
  13. Mandor Adwaud spankin. -
    Keeper: When gangbanging is the only solution to hoarders, but the pbase is low.


    yay :))))
  14. Hrimo Adwaud spankin. -
    When has Keeper "ganked" anyone outside of equal numbers?? I'll wait.

    You see one round where he gets outdamaged and the crying ensues. You have to fight through it. I was catching DISMEMBERS left and right through sanc the entire fight with Arvar, and I cannot barkskin (at all) now with TT. When fights are like that you have to capitalize on mistakes because you're just getting out performed.

    What's annoying is that most crying about Keepers is coming from those who don't even have bassball's pk ability, so half the time you're just getting out skilled, but refuse to consider that. The moment Dav makes a char I'm pretty sure he can own any Keeper whenever, but that's a skill issue, not a cabal power issue. But you guys aren't hearing that.
  15. Mandor Adwaud spankin. -
    Hrimo, it was a joke. the power of a gangbang in the hands of a single player, via the damage output.
  16. Hrimo Adwaud spankin. -
    I just keep seeing it in other comments, and people seem to drink the koolaid with stuff. I just read people entertaining the idea that depending on your alphabetic priority in your name (A before E) would determine who struck first in a round.
  17. bassball Adwaud spankin. -
    Uh. Arvar got fetching ganked by Gnobwinkle and Adwaud. Sure Tipp was there. The first time. The second time I was totally alone. The entire fight long. Which only lasted like four rounds. Because two keepers in TT can deal 1100 damage in four rounds... I can't.

    And the damage you were eating is because of the flame vuln, which was implemented so you would have to eat damage... so Dav got what he wanted. We'll just have to wait to see what he does next.
    You did handle it well though. So kudos to you, you even beat me.

    What I hate is if I'm using zero rares. I can beat a Keeper. Depending on which keeper I can beat them pretty handily. As soon as I get decked, I get fetching ass raped by ANY keeper. Who is still using thews. And if by chance, or skill or howeverTF it comes around, you manage to kill a keeper. HE DOESN'T even care.. he gets thews back and BAM. He already hits harder then you in your winter gear.

    I agree with you about the being out skilled part Hrimo. But at the same time, it's not solely that. Because if it was the above wouldn't be true.

    As for you getting barkskin totally nerfed.. again, obviously none of us had anything to do with it. But I think it's a rough fix and you'll see it'll be a little different soon. I ASSUME.
  18. retard Adwaud spankin. -
    I would expect to do dismembers/massacres through sanc to TT with full winter and a nice fire weapon, of which there are plenty.
  19. Clifton Adwaud spankin. -
    Bassball, so don't get decked you fucking nitwit....

    so, good, you kill a keeper, means you're better than him. what does it matter if he gets re-equipped quickly. you just get to fight him faster, am i right?

    wait, i don't think i am. i am hearing all this bitching about how you want your uber gear to make you uber. like it's some fluke that you beat that keeper. if you can't do it consistently, maybe you don't deserve to keep the gear. if it can't happen, then maybe there's an issue.. oh wait, that's when gangbangs come into play.

    i've got a solution guys, and it's a really good one. get a needle and thread, and stitch up your vaginas. no offense intended to people with vaginas.
  20. navari Adwaud spankin. -
    Hey Clifton mabye you should take your own advice after all you did start crying like a bitch when someone called you out about not defending your cabal.
  21. neria Adwaud spankin. -
    so clifton does deserve his uber gear after all since he'd rather log and keep it than defend his cabal.
  22. adwaud Adwaud spankin. -
    Bassball, let me get this straight. Me and Gnob intruded into your cabal. Gnob went to prepare for the fight, so I stayed in town. Tippl and you came for me and smacked me in on the eastern road 2 on 1. So I ran and lead you to Gnob. So you came alone, while my hp was down to 2/3. So now, I am supposed to be fighting you alone? Thinking Tipplwise is lurking on the eastern roads while you enter the gnome village? Then now you say we smacked you 2 on 1.

    Bassball: By the way, gnob in treant thews and gnob not in treant thews ain't gonna matter? He's just jetsteaming. Not to say TT keeper jetsteam >> any other invoker with good afflictive break.Hope you're not gonna say the damroll gives invoker damage output with his slashes.

    And it's not true that we lose nothing. Any idea how much our weapons cost? Every death to me is ~ 100k gold. With using defenders and flying potions and stuff. We're so broke. We have no cabal coffers. (just an idea: maybe if we're allowed to sell the rares to those weaker ones, it may help). I cant even fucking farm gold with logging on seeing my whole shit list uncompliants and at war....
  23. der-da-der Adwaud spankin. -
    It's been said a thousand times:

    If you think Keepers are so fucking over powered then roll one up. Play it out, if you haven't played a Keeper post change then shut your fucking mouths. All the whining is driving me insane. It's non stop. Bassball, your giving off the impression that because you are rared out then your supposed to be invincible. Here's a clue > The gear doesn't change > so it's easy to say with confidence that your skill is the issue. Whining doesn't make you better, so stop. Please.
  24. mullet Adwaud spankin. -
    I really dont like Bassball, but him saying that he beats keepers handily when they are in the same gear.... But when he gets rared he gets pwnd...

    HOW IN THE FUCK IS THAT BALANCED YOU FUCKING IDIOTIC CHITS!?! WHAT THE FUUUUUCKKKK ARE YOU THINKING?!?!


    No, hes not asking to be invincible when hes ubered. Hes expecting his suit to actually be worth something, instead of being worth NEGATIVE points against a keeper.


    You guys are fucking idiots. This is not whining, this is the showing of bullshit. Its a new cabal, and dav even admits that HE KNOWS weapons (when it comes to keepers atonment) arent right yet.

    OBVIOUSLY THERE ARE GOING TO BE SOME FUCKING ISSUES WITH KEEPERS.

    Are you fucking tools really this blind? OOP! Bass is saying something is unbalanced. HE MUST HAVE A VAGINA!

    When bash didnt have lag on it for like 2 hours last year... I raped some dude with bash. Bashed him 15 times straight. He complained to an imm. That mother fucker had a vagina.
  25. agrelit Adwaud spankin. -
    \t retard
    Reply: \tI would expect to do dismembers/massacres through sanc to TT with full winter and a nice fire weapon, of which there are plenty.


    I have durindel, but his magic resist must cancel out the vuln, cuz it did the exact same damage as my physical weapons.
  26. bassball Adwaud spankin. -
    I was talking about the second time Adwaud. When Tipp was off in nowhere land. (seriously thought he was with me.. that kid has got to work on his group warfare skills. lol)

    Hey Clifton, you stupid prick, I am not decked... because it isn't worth a damn. What I am saying is IT SHOULD BE.

    Oh, so you lose 100k. Can't buy weapons. Oh that sucks... go get the iron-hilted broadsword then. Doesn't matter you automattic 12 hit and 12 dam bonus makes up for it right? Can't compare that crap to losing a full set of winter gear. EVER.

    I don't really like you either mullet. lol. But you freaking no what I'm talking about! So I appreciate that. Idk wtf is wrong with everyone else...
  27. adwaud Adwaud spankin. -
    Dude bassball. How many people gives me 12/12? Fuck, I fought Azazhog and he only had 9/9 for me. I was shocked. Unbelieveable, but true. His gear improved from then, so no idea now. but his gear at that time when it gave me 9/9 was pretty much UBER.

    There has been changes done to the weapons if you guys dont know yet. Dav has been working on it. I aint comparing with losing a full set of winter gear, but it just allows keepers to stand up to UBER gear that's all.
  28. mullet Adwaud spankin. -
    Hey noob, listen to the words that are coming out of my mouth.

    You dont stand up to Uber gear. You pwn it.

    Boo. Hiss.
  29. garistha Adwaud spankin. -
    ok so heres the picture, you guys want keepers to what deal less damage than you when you're decked out? HEY GET A CLUE THATS WHAT KEEPERS ARE AROUND FOR. its to prevent another Ugg from happening. Where he just sits around with 0 mana and outdamages the friggin warlord. They're called the keepers of balance for a reason. If you can't handle a keeper with atonement, don't get rared out. Period. End of story
  30. der-da-der Adwaud spankin. -
    Here's a clue for you. Simply because you perceive something to be overpowered doesn't make it so.

    Rared out equipment is a reason the Keepers are around.

    You attribute losing to a Keeper to a cabal ability. Perhaps you are losing to the player behind the ability and not the ability itself.

    Atonement was created to even the playing field. A Keeper get's 9/9 or 12/12 when fighting a geared opponent - who cares?
    Compare TOTAL hit/dam rolls and I think you will find it's about even.

    Lastly, If atonement makes it so easy. Make one, quick recovery is necessary when you could and typically are at War with the whole freaking pbase.
  31. bassball Adwaud spankin. -
    Just NOT GETTING eq is not the problem solver for this. Holy heck.. seriously. Sure, right now it works, and is pretty much the only thing that works. But it shouldn't be. This game is all about getting uber eq. That's what it's there for. Implementing something like keepers to make getting uber gear worthless is pretty much ruining the game... I'm not saying keepers should get totally raped by guys in uber gear. But it DEFINITELY should NOT be the OTHER WAY AROUND.
  32. garistha Adwaud spankin. -
    err right. if you could handle a keeper with atonement, whats stopping you from getting ub3red out?
  33. mullet Adwaud spankin. -
    Are they listening at all Bass? Jesus christ.


    I want a good, even fight. Awesome. Purely based on skill. Sweet. Atonement gives them a head start. Not the way it should be. In the least. Especially when you get absolutely nothing from them when you kill them, and you lose everything.

    Making things even = still gay but acceptable and I can see the need/want

    Making keepers PWN your full suit? Gay as fuck, makes me not want to play anymore.

    Own me with your skill, cool. Own me with one bullshit thing you get at lvl 1 in keepers cuz I spent hours in winter getting it? Fuck you.
  34. bassball Adwaud spankin. -
    Yeah. I don't know why no one is understanding what we're trying to say... Does Dav ever read these? Cause I wonder what he's thinking about Keepers now a days...
  35. garistha Adwaud spankin. -
    well mayb no one else is see this as a problem? i dunno? i personally dun see a need to get ub3r leet rared out. the fun is this game is pwning even in dark oak. but thats me. 1 or 2 pieces of shining things would be nice. i don't need a full set of (glowing)(humming) do you?
  36. bassball Adwaud spankin. -
    Who is garistha? Are you even any good? Do you know who Arvar is? He kinda does pwn in dark oak...

    But it's NOT supposed to be that way. Dav changed TT just so people would get ub3r leet rared out more. But Keepers are bs so no one wants to...
  37. mullet Adwaud spankin. -
    In a shoot em up game... Say bond for 64.


    You play the game to kill your buddy (who has the other controller). You have a pistol. You see an mg. Do you say "nah, Ill keep the pistol" if you are both equal? No. You dont choose to potentially get owned.


    I play this game to kill other people. Getting rared makes it easier.
  38. Adwaud Adwaud spankin. -
    The problem here is that you guys see being rared out as the reason you get smacked around by keepers. Let me tell you why you beat keepers in dark oak. You have dark oak, Keeper have dark oak. you get a few rare here and there, and use a fucking avg 27 gay rared shit ass weapon. While we are using 18 avg weapons with hardly any damage from atonement. Welcome to balance. But we deal with it.

    So you get a whole shit load of rares, and atonement goes up. We have a high hit and damroll now, but our weapons are the same. So we own your ass cus of hit/dam? Your weapons are still shitting us left right centre dude. Think about it.
  39. Adwaud Adwaud spankin. -
    Think about the fight between Trogm and Corzen. If Corzen did not lose a good 600 hp on abduct, you think Trogm would have ever manged to kill Corzen? DEMOLISHES through sanc, WTF? <---- That is called DECKED!

    And how're we supposed to handle that shit if you feel we're so imbalance? Till date i've no idea how to beat Corzen in that shit eq.
  40. Azazhog Adwaud spankin. -
    Adwaud, I have looted more than one keeper weapon and they are mostly average 22 not 18 as you claim.

    About the Corzen vs Trogm fight, they fought some times, both died and now suddenly Corzen has lost A LOT of his power and it could take weeks to gain back, unless he dies in the meantime. Trogm comes back in 10 minutes, about as strong as before.
  41. Mandor Adwaud spankin. -
    I hear vagina minus sand is good times.

    but actually, it requires people to keep two suits for different occasions, or take the smacking.

    The issue is that there is no gain, and everything lose.

    Keepers become stronger than you, who spent hours to get gear, just by one skill.

    Keepers are like god-modes, kept on a leash if you arent wearing any rares.
  42. retard Adwaud spankin. -
    Atonement is capped at 12/12 which is as good as a level 60 frenzy, but realistically its only going to be around 7/7 against full winter gear. This would be pretty nice on thews, but there's a fire vuln there. Atonement is quite a bit stronger against the cabal Keeper is currently at war with, and will max out if they're too decked. Atonement is a rank 3 keeper power, so they wont all be coming at you with it.

    I guess capturing cabal items should shift the pendulum permanently, so that it isn't done lightly, and also so that Keepers can do it to restore balance, instead of just harassing like this. We dont have the technology for this at the moment.


    Back on topic: - you're probably over-reacting about atonement, and there are other skills there to worry about. "expose armor" for example will lower your armor for every rare you wear, which means keeper is going to do more damage to you. that is all the damage buff i wanted for keepers tbh, and atonement was a power i intended to debuff you with. i wouldn't mind going back to a debuff.
  43. retard Adwaud spankin. -
    Also, I realise keeper players may read this and think they will suck without atonement now. That's not quite the case. I have taken out the keeper weapons and instead a rank 1 keeper can forge any non-rare weapons thereby adding hit/dam and increasing the ave. There is also the new disjunction ability which disables slots that have rares in for rank 2, and the small chance to explode the item (this chance has been lowered btw). So that with expose armor is quite a nice cocktail. I think atonement is a nice buff for those cabals i put you at war with, and so you might see it become specifically for that purpose, not for other fights. i would like the rank 3 stuff to be meant for your cabal on cabal action, so thats why you get a nerfed version vs non-war at the moment. I dont really want uncaballed players to deal with atonements.
  44. adwaud Adwaud spankin. -
    Eh, so am i right to say that even though we're at war with knights for example, as a rank 2, i wont have atonement against them at the moment?

    Nice, this will stop all the complains about atonement. hah.
  45. garistha Adwaud spankin. -
    let the bitching about forge begin then
  46. retard Adwaud spankin. -
    the weapons become rotdeath after being forged