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Resatimm tells you 'Your new password is now foreskin'

<232hp 309m 186mv no opponent no opponent aggressive> re
You wake up and start resting.

<232hp 309m 186mv no opponent no opponent aggressive> reply seriously?
You tell Resatimm 'Seriously?'

<232hp 309m 186mv no opponent no opponent aggressive>
Resatimm tells you 'Yup, just did it now.'

<232hp 309m 186mv no opponent no opponent aggressive> reply i shouldn't ask that. I know you're serious
You tell Resatimm 'I shouldn't ask that. I know you're serious.'

<232hp 309m 186mv no opponent no opponent aggressive> who
[59 Undea CRE] [KNIGHT] Resatimm the Pestiferous Nightmare of Savage Discontinuation
[ Fire ] Rorit the Captain of Pugilism
[ H-Elf ] Tack Sinblade the Wood Gatherer
[ Half ] Hako Andelin the Quick-Blade
[ H-Elf ] Zenmar the Balladeer
[ Drow ] Madox Toven the Hired Killer
[ Human ] Kaelire Aerinonth the Burner
[ H-Elf ] Kaleb Aerinonth the Lord of the Templars
[ Avian ] Nilesinith the Greater Golem Maker
[24 Avian Thi] Koimos Vrandok the Assassin
[ Human ] Stenir Lockerht the Sneaky
Players found: 11
There are 11 characters on; the most on since startup was 20.

<232hp 309m 186mv no opponent no opponent aggressive>
Resatimm tells you 'Enjoy. Wash your hands after.'

<247hp 309m 220mv no opponent no opponent evasive> reply yeah, thanks.
You tell Resatimm 'Yeah, thanks.'

<261hp 309m 238mv no opponent no opponent evasive>
Resatimm tells you 'ok, you might want to change that pw, cause im posting this one to the log board. i just snorted beer.'

<261hp 309m 238mv no opponent no opponent evasive>
Nilesinith tells the group 'Getting you another clear.'

<261hp 309m 238mv no opponent no opponent evasive> st
You stand up.

<261hp 309m 238mv no opponent no opponent evasive> reply I actually was going to do the same thing. I laughed.
You tell Resatimm 'I actually was going to do the same thing. I laughed.'

<261hp 309m 238mv no opponent no opponent evasive> reply can you change it for real now?
You tell Resatimm 'Can you change it for real now?'

Kessor Password -

pwnt

resatimm Password -

Cant believe you missed the smegma comment.

Remember, all this was in a perfect RP environment. We acted it out with costumes and everything.

tiqa Password -

So by 'just snorting beer' you mean you were laughing so hard that it went up your nose, or am I missing out on a new trend? Inhaling beer seems a bit ineffective way of getting a buzz I imagine, especially with the HST. Either way hope it was a Kokanee.

And 'smegma', how do you learn those things? I had to look it up on google! Our newspaper has a word of the day to increase the vocabulary of all us citizens, and while it is nice to learn a new word, especially here at AR Invokation, I am boggled at how to possibly fit that word into a sentence in every day conversation or even how a situation would come up where I would use the word smegma.

The information age...sheesh!

retard Password -

uh, he plays scrabble.

sebryn RE: tiqa\\'s comment -

Here are possible everyday uses of the word 'smegma':

Before a girl gives a blowjob: "Hand me a paper towel, this smegma's disgusting..."

Helping a friend: "Dude, I don't know who the hell you pissed off, but when you woke up this morning there was smegma all over your face..."