Posted this in the official forum too but wanted to share...

(active)(98hp 154mv 837tnl even neither)
A poor common mother's slap injures you.
A tiny, brown puppy's bite injures a poor common mother.
A tiny, brown puppy's bite misses a poor common mother.
Your slice maims a poor common mother!
Your shield smash injures a poor common mother.
A poor common mother is DEAD!!
You receive 537 experience points.
You snap out of your madness at the death of your opponent.
A poor common mother's foot is ripped from her leg.
You get 59 gold coins from the corpse of a poor common mother.
The Overlord gives you 20 gold coins for your sacrifice.
You feel your veins course with power as the madness engulfs you! <<<=====??????

Thoughts?