Moar Yarl

posted on 2012-02-22 00:00:59
Prologue:

Yarl tells you 'You must gain protection.'

You tell Yarl 'You know very well that i'm unable to do so.'

You tell Yarl 'I think i'm contracted, am i right?'

You tell Yarl 'You shouldn't force protection on me.'

You tell Yarl 'Because you can't protect me from anyone.'

You tell Yarl 'So tell me, why would i buy protection?'

Yarl tells you 'Support the legion.'

You tell Yarl 'I have no wish for that.'

You tell someone 'I care not for Knights or Legion or Justice.'

Yarl tells you 'You should.'

You tell Yarl 'That's just rude to tell me what i should.'

Yarl tells you 'Such is life.'

You tell Yarl 'Why would i support Legion.'

You tell Yarl 'If they only come for my blood.'

You tell Yarl 'Like the squidball.'

You tell Yarl 'Should not have attacked me in first place and maybe i would have been friendlier towards your organization.'

Yarl tells you 'If you are contracted, I will attack you. It is that simple.'

"The Fight" (actually i just went to him for some talking, RPing or whatever):

(inside) Hps:825(100%) Moves:85% no opponent no opponent > w
North of Market Square

[Exits: north east west]
Yarl is here.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A wild boar walks in.

(city) Hps:825(100%) Moves:85% no opponent no opponent > whe
Players near you:
Yarl North of Market Square
Orav North of Market Square

(city) Hps:825(100%) Moves:85% no opponent no opponent > pond
You ponder the question.

(city) Hps:825(100%) Moves:85% no opponent no opponent > Yarl hits you on the back of the head with a lead filled sack.
You yell 'Help! Yarl just tried to blackjack me!'
Yarl's blackjack hits you.
Yarl is in excellent condition.

(city) Hps:815(98%) Moves:85% blade defensive > l yarl
Short and stumpy, this dark-skinned dwarf-like being does not seem to be
in a good mood. His mouth seems to curve naturally downwards til the
corners almost touch the stubble-ridden edge of his face. His brow is
constantly furrowed, though from focusing or anger is impossible to tell.
His ears are drooping from numerous metal and bone earrings that weigh them
down so far that they swing with his walk and graze his shoulders with a
slight clink. His dirty fingers are thick and strong-looking like his
bulbous nose. A stream of dried snot rests below either nostril, ending
just at the edge of his short, pink tongue's reach. He smells of wild
flowers.
He has begun to do some traveling.
Yarl is in excellent condition.

Yarl is using:
(Glowing) a blood candle
a Red Claw signet ring
a Red Claw signet ring
a black plate neckguard
a helm of dark oak
some arm plates of dark oak
a pair of black steel gauntlets
some dark oak leg plates
a chameleon poncho
a bracer of dark thorns
a leaf dagger
(Humming) a blackened heart
a pale blue stone
Yarl is in excellent condition.

(city) Hps:815(98%) Moves:85% blade defensive > dir
Yarl is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Your kicked dirt scratches Yarl.
Your beating MANGLES Yarl!
Your drowning MANGLES Yarl!
[** ] Yarl dodges your beating.
Yarl deftly performs a counterbalance evasion.
[* ] Yarl dodges your drowning.
[***] You dual parry Yarl's stab.
[***] You dodge Yarl's stab.
A wild boar's charge DISEMBOWELS Yarl!
A wild boar's charge DISEMBOWELS Yarl!
Yarl has quite a few wounds.

(city) Hps:815(98%) Moves:85% blade defensive > target yarl

Your beating misses Yarl.
Yarl's stab misses you.
[***] You dodge Yarl's stab.
Yarl has quite a few wounds.

(city) Hps:815(98%) Moves:85% blade defensive >
Yarl has fled!
Yarl walks west.

(city) Hps:815(98%) Moves:85% no opponent no opponent > w
murder yarl
Your new target is : yarl

(city) Hps:815(98%) Moves:85% no opponent no opponent > Northwest of Market Square

[Exits: east south]
Yarl is here.
A wild boar walks in.

(inside) Hps:815(98%) Moves:85% no opponent no opponent > Yarl yells 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
Your beating MANGLES Yarl!
[** ] Yarl dodges your beating.
Yarl has quite a few wounds.

(inside) Hps:815(98%) Moves:85% blade defensive >
Yarl has fled!
Yarl walks south.

(inside) Hps:815(98%) Moves:85% no opponent no opponent > s
murder yarl
West of Market Square

[Exits: north south west]
Yarl is here.
A halfling city guard of Seringale stands watch here.
A wild boar walks in.

(city) Hps:815(98%) Moves:84% no opponent no opponent > Yarl yells 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
Your beating MANGLES Yarl!
Yarl has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

(city) Hps:815(98%) Moves:84% blade defensive >
Your beating MANGLES Yarl!
Your drowning MANGLES Yarl!
Yarl's stab misses you.
Yarl's stab maims you!
A wild boar's charge DISEMBOWELS Yarl!
Yarl looks pretty hurt.

(city) Hps:780(94%) Moves:84% blade defensive >
Yarl has fled!
Yarl walks south.

(city) Hps:780(94%) Moves:84% no opponent no opponent > s
murder yarl
Southwest of Market Square

[Exits: north east]
Yarl is here.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A filthy beggar is here asking for your spare gold.
A wild boar walks in.

(inside) Hps:780(94%) Moves:84% no opponent no opponent > Yarl yells 'Help! I am being attacked by someone!'
Your beating MANGLES Yarl!
Yarl deftly performs a counterbalance evasion.
[* ] Yarl dodges your drowning.
[** ] Yarl dodges your drowning.
Yarl is in awful condition.

(inside) Hps:780(94%) Moves:84% blade defensive >
Your beating MASSACRES Yarl!
Your drowning *** DEMOLISHES *** Yarl!
Yarl is DEAD!!
Yarl's eyes are pulled out of his head.

Epilogue:

I told him to stay off, he comes to try again. Landed blackjack in Seringale, stole some items, furious as i was, i invaded Legion and killed him.

To Yarl:

Stop being a royal pain in the ass.
  1. bah Moar Yarl -
    Oh and Yarl, wtf you did with the axe you stole btw? You didn't sac it as killing Dargrim didn't make it pop and i backtraced your rooms + killed mobs and still no axe...god i hate you now:P
  2. Nadrin Moar Yarl -
    Someone should make a real legion, and take them over. It would be nothing to do it for someone with any decent amount of skill right now...
  3. olexa Moar Yarl -
    Yarl seems pretty brave to me to go after Orav with just a leaf dagger.
  4. bah Moar Yarl -
    After he died at m[]:

    You tell Yarl 'That was unnecessary.'

    Yarl tells you 'HIGHLY.'

    Yarl tells you 'I should've at least gotten some damned clothes.'

    --- So i guess he was planning to hit and run on me.