The cock slap of a dark-knight

posted on 2012-04-25 05:21:55
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Little bit of background, he attacks me at ms right? I have shit for gear because i've been power ranking. A monk joins in and I think its funny... because ya know, it is. I requipt with the basics, fierys, steel, leather bracers, opals, staff, ya know..basics. Then I die again... to a thief. Again im amused. Anyhow, I tell Brathomere to come face me like a "man" in the goblin village.
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dir brathomere
A dart hits you in the back!
A Wide Dirt Path

[Exits: north east south]
A small, round buckler is here.
A curved long sword is here.
(Charmed) A stone giant mercenary is here serving his employer.
Brathomere is here.
A goblin is here, running about.
A goblin is here, running about.
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Brathomere!'
You dodge Brathomere's attack.
Brathomere is in excellent condition.

560|585hp 288|336mp 299|320mv 7044tnl 209gld 4pm) Brathomere is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Your kicked dirt scratches Brathomere.
Brathomere has a few scratches.

560|585hp 288|336mp 299|320mv 7044tnl 209gld 4pm)
Your crush mauls Brathomere.
Brathomere blocks your attack with a shield.
Brathomere's thwack mauls you.
You dodge Brathomere's attack.
Brathomere's thwack mauls you.
You dodge a stone giant mercenary's attack.
A stone giant mercenary's bash misses you.
You evade a stone giant mercenary's bash, causing him to fall flat on his face.
Brathomere has a few scratches.

517|585hp 288|336mp 299|320mv 7044tnl 209gld 4pm) weapon

Brathomere kicks dirt in your eyes!
Brathomere's kicked dirt scratches you.
You can't see a thing!

516|585hp 288|336mp 299|320mv 7044tnl 209gld 4pm)
Your crush decimates someone!
You parry someone's attack.
Someone's thwack mauls you.

495|585hp 288|336mp 299|320mv 7044tnl 209gld 4pm) You fail to destroy someone's weapon.

495|585hp 288|336mp 299|320mv 7044tnl 209gld 4pm)
Your crush mauls someone.
Someone blocks your attack with a shield.
Someone's beating grazes you.
You dodge someone's attack.

489|585hp 288|336mp 299|320mv 7044tnl 209gld 4pm) weapon

Someone utters the words, 'diesilla barh'.
Someone's lightning bolt wounds you.

469|585hp 288|336mp 299|320mv 7044tnl 209gld 4pm)
Someone dodges your attack.
Someone blocks your attack with a shield.
Someone's beating grazes you.
You dodge someone's attack.
Someone's thwack wounds you.

444|585hp 288|336mp 299|320mv 7044tnl 209gld 4pm) You fail to destroy someone's weapon.

444|585hp 288|336mp 299|320mv 7044tnl 209gld 4pm)
Someone blocks your attack with a shield.
Your flaming bite devastates someone!
You dodge someone's attack.
You dodge someone's attack.
You have become better at dodge!

444|585hp 288|336mp 299|320mv 7043tnl 209gld 4pm)
Someone sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
Someone's bash hits you.

433|585hp 288|336mp 299|320mv 7043tnl 209gld 4pm)
You rub the dirt out of your eyes.
Brathomere rubs the dirt out of his eyes.
Brathomere has quite a few wounds.

442|585hp 292|336mp 320|320mv 7043tnl 209gld 5pm)
Brathomere dodges your attack.
Brathomere dodges your attack.
Brathomere blocks your attack with a shield.
A stone giant mercenary's beating hits you.
Brathomere's thwack mauls you.
Brathomere has quite a few wounds.

409|585hp 292|336mp 320|320mv 7043tnl 209gld 5pm) dirt
Brathomere has quite a few wounds.

409|585hp 292|336mp 320|320mv 7043tnl 209gld 5pm) Your kicked dirt misses Brathomere.
Brathomere has quite a few wounds.

409|585hp 292|336mp 320|320mv 7043tnl 209gld 5pm)
Brathomere parries your attack.
Brathomere dodges your attack.
You dodge a stone giant mercenary's attack.
Brathomere's thwack wounds you.
You parry Brathomere's attack.
Brathomere has quite a few wounds.

390|585hp 292|336mp 320|320mv 7043tnl 209gld 5pm)
Brathomere's bash misses you.
You evade Brathomere's bash, causing him to fall flat on his face.
Brathomere has quite a few wounds.

390|585hp 292|336mp 320|320mv 7043tnl 209gld 5pm) dirt

Brathomere parries your attack.
You have become better at dagger!
Your flaming bite decimates Brathomere!
You dodge a stone giant mercenary's attack.
You parry Brathomere's attack.
Brathomere has quite a few wounds.

390|585hp 292|336mp 320|320mv 7042tnl 209gld 5pm) Brathomere is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Your kicked dirt scratches Brathomere.
Brathomere has quite a few wounds.

390|585hp 292|336mp 320|320mv 7042tnl 209gld 5pm)
Brathomere parries your attack.
Brathomere dodges your attack.
A stone giant mercenary's beating grazes you.
You parry Brathomere's attack.
Brathomere's thwack wounds you.
Brathomere has quite a few wounds.

365|585hp 292|336mp 320|320mv 7042tnl 209gld 5pm) rag

Brathomere blocks your attack with a shield.
Your flaming bite decimates Brathomere!
A stone giant mercenary's beating misses you.
Brathomere's thwack mauls you.
Brathomere has quite a few wounds.

344|585hp 292|336mp 320|320mv 7042tnl 209gld 5pm)
Brathomere kicks dirt in your eyes!
Brathomere's kicked dirt scratches you.
You can't see a thing!

343|585hp 292|336mp 320|320mv 7042tnl 209gld 5pm)
Someone dodges your attack.
Someone dodges your attack.
You parry someone's attack.
Someone's bash misses you.
You evade someone's bash, causing him to fall flat on his face.
Someone's thwack wounds you.

324|585hp 292|336mp 320|320mv 7042tnl 209gld 5pm) You feel your veins course with power as the madness engulfs you!

541|802hp 292|336mp 320|320mv 7042tnl 209gld 5pm) bod

Someone parries your attack.
Your crush maims someone!
Someone blocks your attack with a shield.
Someone's beating injures you.
Someone's thwack wounds you.
Someone's thwack wounds you.

488|802hp 292|336mp 320|320mv 7042tnl 209gld 5pm) You slam into someone, knocking him senseless!
Your bodyslam decimates someone!

488|802hp 292|336mp 320|320mv 7042tnl 209gld 5pm) bod

Your crush maims someone!
Someone parries your attack.
Someone's beating hits you.
Someone's thwack mauls you.
Someone's thwack wounds you.

435|802hp 292|336mp 320|320mv 7042tnl 209gld 5pm)
Your crush MUTILATES someone!
Your crush misses someone.
Someone dodges your attack.
Someone's beating hits you.
Someone's bash misses you.
You evade someone's bash, causing him to fall flat on his face.
Someone's thwack misses you.
You parry someone's attack.
You rub the dirt out of your eyes.
The white aura around your body fades.
Brathomere rubs the dirt out of his eyes.
Brathomere looks pretty hurt.

432|802hp 296|336mp 320|320mv 7042tnl 209gld 6pm) You slam into Brathomere, knocking him senseless!
Your bodyslam devastates Brathomere!
Brathomere looks pretty hurt.

432|802hp 296|336mp 320|320mv 7042tnl 209gld 6pm) bod

Your crush MUTILATES Brathomere!
Your crush DISEMBOWELS a stone giant mercenary!
Your flaming bite DISMEMBERS a stone giant mercenary!
Your flaming bite MUTILATES Brathomere!
Brathomere is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
Your flaming bite MASSACRES Brathomere!
Brathomere is DEAD!!
You receive 44 experience points.
You snap out of your madness at the death of your opponent.
Brathomere's severed head plops on the ground.
A stone giant mercenary sulks and walks slowly home.
  1. ergorion The cock slap of a dark-knight -
    Brathomere is DEAD!!
    You receive 44 experience points.

    The good old days.
  2. shad0w The cock slap of a dark-knight -
    IF this is the same person posting old logs, thank you so much. It's nice to be reminded of what AR used to be and the good times that came with it. I and perhaps most appreciate the logs :)
  3. kapruski The cock slap of a dark-knight -
    the best part about them is there's no need for flames or for biases. We can just examine something that happened and understand things better for that.

    I think it's a mindset issue. I know I have had one with AR for a while. But those good times in the past are gone, however, AR could be again what it was, and new times could be had.
  4. Eldroc The cock slap of a dark-knight -
    I remember being rank 14 and training my defenses but dueling someone and ranking off their corpse to fifteen and being really PISSED.
  5. Astemus The cock slap of a dark-knight -
    I posted these to this site which isnt defunct so for many reasons. One of them is the complaints about gangbangs or other unfairness. It helps for people to have perspective.