Vendert vs. Berndamir splat v 2.0

posted on 2012-05-20 03:42:55
Seriously? so much for holy armor being like dodge. HA. Between this and the previous fight that is 8, EIGHT, consecutive bodyslams that connected. And not only that connected but that lagged me for longer than they lagged Vendert. If that's not cheese, I don't know what is.

<622/630hp 785/841m 294mv> no opponent no opponent [inside evasive] day murder $$
Your dreams maul Vendert.
[* ] Vendert dodges your dreams.
Vendert has a few scratches.

<622/630hp 785/841m 294mv> shaft defensive [inside aggressive] day
Vendert takes a vicious swipe at you with his shield.
Vendert's sideswipe collides harmlessly into your shield.
Vendert has a few scratches.

<622/630hp 785/841m 294mv> shaft defensive [inside aggressive] day wrat

[** ] You block Vendert's attack with your shield.
[* ] Vendert blocks your attack with his shield.
Vendert has a few scratches.

<622/630hp 785/841m 294mv> shaft defensive [inside aggressive] day Your heavenly wrath MUTILATES Vendert!
Vendert has a few scratches.

<622/630hp 755/841m 294mv> shaft defensive [inside aggressive] day
Vendert's turmoil misses you.
[* ] You block Vendert's attack with your shield.
Your dreams injure Vendert.
Your dreams wound Vendert.
Vendert has a few scratches.

<622/630hp 755/841m 294mv> shaft defensive [inside aggressive] day
Vendert gets a savage bolo from a Loot Sack.
Vendert's turmoil wounds you.
[** ] You parry Vendert's turmoil.
A melded ring sets alight, pouring out fire!
Vendert's burning hands graze you.
[* ] Vendert dodges your dreams.
Your dreams wound Vendert.
Vendert has some small wounds and bruises.

<597/630hp 755/841m 294mv> shaft defensive [inside aggressive] day wrat
You lost your concentration.
Vendert has some small wounds and bruises.

<597/630hp 740/841m 294mv> shaft defensive [inside aggressive] day
[** ] You parry Vendert's turmoil.
[** ] You block Vendert's attack with your shield.
[** ] Vendert parries your dreams.
Your dreams wound Vendert.
Vendert has some small wounds and bruises.

<597/630hp 740/841m 294mv> shaft defensive [inside aggressive] day
The white aura around your body fades.
Vendert has some small wounds and bruises.

<606/630hp 752/841m 347mv> shaft defensive [inside aggressive] day flee

Vendert wields a savage bolo in his off-hand.
Vendert has some small wounds and bruises.

<606/630hp 752/841m 347mv> shaft dual_wield [inside aggressive] day
[* ] You block Vendert's attack with your shield.
[** ] Vendert parries your dreams.
Vendert has some small wounds and bruises.

<606/630hp 752/841m 347mv> shaft dual_wield [inside aggressive] day
Vendert's eyes suddenly burn like hot coals as he is gripped by insanity!
Vendert has a few scratches.

<606/630hp 752/841m 347mv> shaft dual_wield [inside aggressive] day You flee from combat!
A Golden Hallway

[Exits: east west]

<606/630hp 752/841m 346mv> no opponent no opponent [inside aggressive] day sanc
You are surrounded by a white aura.

<606/630hp 677/841m 346mv> no opponent no opponent [inside aggressive] day w
rem shield
A Spiral Staircase of Gold

[Exits: east up]
(White Aura) Vendert is here.

<606/630hp 677/841m 345mv> no opponent no opponent [inside aggressive] day You stop using the large obsidian shield as a shield.

<606/630hp 677/841m 345mv> no opponent no opponent [inside aggressive] day wear crus
murder $$
You stop wielding a dream catcher.
You wield a Crusader's Sword.
A Crusader's Sword feels like a part of you!

<606/630hp 677/841m 345mv> no opponent no opponent [inside aggressive] day Your wrath devastates Vendert!
Your wrath MUTILATES Vendert!
Vendert has some small wounds and bruises.

<606/630hp 677/841m 345mv> shaft dual_wield [inside aggressive] day
Vendert's turmoil MUTILATES you!
Vendert's turmoil mauls you.
Your wrath decimates Vendert!
Your wrath decimates Vendert!
Vendert has some small wounds and bruises.

<543/630hp 677/841m 345mv> shaft dual_wield [inside aggressive] day wrat
Your heavenly wrath MANGLES Vendert!
Vendert has some small wounds and bruises.

<543/630hp 647/841m 345mv> shaft dual_wield [inside aggressive] day
Vendert lets loose a bestial roar at you.
You are not intimidated by Vendert's roar.
Vendert has some small wounds and bruises.

<543/630hp 647/841m 345mv> shaft dual_wield [inside aggressive] day
Vendert's turmoil decimates you!
[** ] You parry Vendert's grep.
Your wrath misses Vendert.
Your wrath decimates Vendert!
Vendert has quite a few wounds.

<515/630hp 647/841m 345mv> shaft dual_wield [inside aggressive] day wrat

Vendert's turmoil devastates you!
You brace against your armor to perform a two-handed set parry.
[* ] You parry Vendert's grep.
Vendert's turmoil MUTILATES you!
Your wrath decimates Vendert!
Your wrath devastates Vendert!
Vendert has quite a few wounds.

<446/630hp 647/841m 345mv> shaft dual_wield [inside aggressive] day Your heavenly wrath DISEMBOWELS Vendert!
Vendert looks very uncomfortable.
Vendert has quite a few wounds.

<446/630hp 617/841m 345mv> shaft dual_wield [inside aggressive] day
Vendert lets loose a bestial roar at you.
You feel intimidated by Vendert's roar.
You start to panic as you enter a state of hysteria!
Vendert has quite a few wounds.

<446/630hp 617/841m 345mv> shaft dual_wield [inside aggressive] day
Vendert's turmoil devastates you!
Vendert's grep misses you.
Vendert's turmoil devastates you!
Your wrath mauls Vendert.
Your wrath decimates Vendert!
Vendert has quite a few wounds.

<384/630hp 617/841m 345mv> shaft dual_wield [inside aggressive] day flee
flee

You brace against your armor to perform a two-handed set parry.
[* ] You parry Vendert's turmoil.
[** ] You parry Vendert's grep.
Your wrath wounds Vendert.
Your wrath decimates Vendert!
Vendert has quite a few wounds.

<384/630hp 617/841m 345mv> shaft dual_wield [inside aggressive] day You panic and couldn't escape!
You couldn't escape!
Vendert has quite a few wounds.

<384/630hp 617/841m 345mv> shaft dual_wield [inside aggressive] day You panic and couldn't escape!
You flee from combat!
A Golden Hallway

[Exits: east west]

<384/630hp 617/841m 344mv> no opponent no opponent [inside aggressive] day w
u
A Spiral Staircase of Gold

[Exits: east up]
(White Aura) Vendert is here.

<384/630hp 617/841m 343mv> no opponent no opponent [inside aggressive] day Stairway

[Exits: east up down]

<384/630hp 617/841m 342mv> no opponent no opponent [inside aggressive] day u
On Deck

[Exits: north east down]

<384/630hp 617/841m 341mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] day e
On Deck

[Exits: north east south west]

<384/630hp 617/841m 339mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] day s
On Deck

[Exits: north east (west)]

<384/630hp 617/841m 337mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] day e
e
On Deck

[Exits: north east west]

<384/630hp 617/841m 335mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] day cusi
On Deck

[Exits: north east south west]

<384/630hp 617/841m 333mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] day You feel better.

<417/630hp 602/841m 333mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] day s
s
The Gangplank

[Exits: north south]

<417/630hp 602/841m 331mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] day Before A Ship

[Exits: north south]

<417/630hp 602/841m 329mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] day s
s
End of the Dock

[Exits: north south]

<417/630hp 602/841m 327mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] day cusi
On A Dock

[Exits: north south west]
A hardworking deckhand stands here.

<417/630hp 602/841m 325mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] day You lost your concentration.

<417/630hp 595/841m 325mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] day
It starts to rain.

<435/630hp 604/841m 379mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] noon s
aff
On a Dock

[Exits: north east west]

<435/630hp 604/841m 377mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] noon You are affected by the following:
Spell: bless : modifies save_vs_spell by -6 for 8 hours
: modifies hitroll by 6 for 8 hours
Spell: sanctuary : lasts for 6 hours
Spell: virtuous light : modifies save_vs_maledictive by -5 for 5 hours
: modifies luck by 1 for 5 hours
: modifies ac by -26 for 5 hours
Spell: armor : modifies ac by -20 for 4 hours
Spell: protection : modifies save_vs_spell by -1 for 4 hours
Spell: detect invis : lasts for 2 hours
Spell: hysteria : lasts for 0 hours
Skill: roar : modifies strength by -2 for 0 hours
Skill: holy armor : modifies ac by -60 permanently
Set : Guild Protection: modifies save_vs_spell by -12 permanently
: modifies damroll by 5 permanently
: modifies hitroll by 5 permanently

<435/630hp 604/841m 377mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] noon e
On a Dock

[Exits: east south west]

<435/630hp 604/841m 375mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] noon e
On a Dock

[Exits: east west]

<435/630hp 604/841m 373mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] noon e
On a Dock

[Exits: east south west]

<435/630hp 604/841m 371mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] noon err
You fail to receive divine favor.

<435/630hp 589/841m 371mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] noon e
e

Vendert walks in.

<435/630hp 589/841m 371mv> no opponent no opponent [city aggressive] noon e

You yell 'Help! Vendert just bodyslammed into me!'
Vendert knocks you senseless with a full on bodyslam!
Vendert's bodyslam decimates you!
Vendert has quite a few wounds.

<409/630hp 589/841m 371mv> shaft dual_wield [city aggressive] noon
Vendert's turmoil decimates you!
[***] You parry Vendert's turmoil.
Your wrath decimates Vendert!
Your wrath devastates Vendert!
Your wrath devastates Vendert!
Vendert has quite a few wounds.

<381/630hp 589/841m 371mv> shaft dual_wield [city aggressive] noon
[** ] You parry Vendert's turmoil.
Vendert's turmoil decimates you!
[***] You parry Vendert's grep.
Your wrath mauls Vendert.
Your wrath decimates Vendert!
Vendert has quite a few wounds.

<355/630hp 589/841m 371mv> shaft dual_wield [city aggressive] noon flee

Vendert knocks you senseless with a full on bodyslam!
Vendert's bodyslam maims you!
Vendert has quite a few wounds.

<321/630hp 589/841m 371mv> shaft dual_wield [city aggressive] noon flee
flee

Vendert's turmoil mauls you.
[***] You parry Vendert's turmoil.
Your wrath mauls Vendert.
Your wrath decimates Vendert!
[* ] Vendert parries your wrath.
Vendert has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<297/630hp 589/841m 371mv> shaft dual_wield [city aggressive] noon
Vendert's turmoil misses you.
[***] You parry Vendert's turmoil.
[* ] Vendert parries your wrath.
Vendert has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<297/630hp 589/841m 371mv> shaft dual_wield [city aggressive] noon
Vendert knocks you senseless with a full on bodyslam!
Vendert's bodyslam devastates you!
Vendert has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<266/630hp 589/841m 371mv> shaft dual_wield [city aggressive] noon
Vendert's turmoil decimates you!
Vendert's grep mauls you.
Vendert exploits his weapon advantage to deliver an unblockable wild attack.
Vendert's wild grep hits you.
Your wrath maims Vendert!
Your wrath decimates Vendert!
Vendert has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<206/630hp 589/841m 371mv> shaft dual_wield [city aggressive] noon
Vendert's turmoil decimates you!
Vendert exploits his weapon advantage to deliver an unblockable wild attack.
Vendert's wild grep hits you.
Your wrath devastates Vendert!
Vendert has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<166/630hp 589/841m 371mv> shaft dual_wield [city aggressive] noon
Vendert knocks you senseless with a full on bodyslam!
Vendert's bodyslam devastates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Vendert has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<136/630hp 589/841m 371mv> shaft dual_wield [city aggressive] noon
[** ] You parry Vendert's turmoil.
[***] You parry Vendert's turmoil.
Your wrath maims Vendert!
Your wrath maims Vendert!
Vendert has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<136/630hp 589/841m 371mv> shaft dual_wield [city aggressive] noon
[** ] You parry Vendert's turmoil.
Vendert tries to rake you, but fails.
[***] You parry Vendert's turmoil.
[***] You parry Vendert's turmoil.
Your wrath mauls Vendert.
Vendert has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<136/630hp 589/841m 371mv> shaft dual_wield [city aggressive] noon
You gather your wits and recollect your thoughts.
You regain your confidence.
Vendert has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<145/630hp 600/841m 394mv> shaft dual_wield [city aggressive] day
Vendert knocks you senseless with a full on bodyslam!
Vendert's bodyslam MUTILATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Vendert has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<108/630hp 600/841m 394mv> shaft dual_wield [city aggressive] day
Vendert's turmoil mauls you.
You sure are BLEEDING!
Vendert's turmoil decimates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
[***] You parry Vendert's turmoil.
Vendert tries to rake you, but fails.
Your wrath decimates Vendert!
Your wrath decimates Vendert!
Vendert has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<58/630hp 600/841m 394mv> shaft dual_wield [city aggressive] day
[** ] You parry Vendert's turmoil.
Vendert tries to rake you, but fails.
[***] You parry Vendert's grep.
Your wrath devastates Vendert!
Vendert has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<58/630hp 600/841m 394mv> shaft dual_wield [city aggressive] day
Vendert knocks you senseless with a full on bodyslam!
Vendert's bodyslam MUTILATES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Vendert has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<21/630hp 600/841m 394mv> shaft dual_wield [city aggressive] day
Vendert's turmoil mauls you.
You are stunned, but will probably recover.
You have been KILLED!!

  1. Astemus Vendert vs. Berndamir splat v 2.0 -
    I'd like to point out that they recently fixed ALL lag skills which were bugged, and which were hitting less often than they should.

    In other words, back before they got fixed, the true imba of the body,body.body or bash,bash,bash was actually HIDDEN by a bug. Now that the bug is gone, we're seeing the problem actually become quantifiable.
  2. blarg Vendert vs. Berndamir splat v 2.0 -
    Skill: holy armor : modifies ac by -60 permanently

    This log doesn't represent holy/unholy armor very well since the bonus in play is fairly small.
  3. vendert Vendert vs. Berndamir splat v 2.0 -
    My fight vs Kurlson I only hit one bodyslam out of four. He is a dwarf I'm a raged minotaur berserker. I cannot imagine how he can evade mine better than and elf. But still it seems to happen. Also I was in better stuff.
  4. rezakhan Vendert vs. Berndamir splat v 2.0 -
    This log is definitely a luckier streak of bodyslams, but why are you trying to cast a buff spell in the middle of a fight against a raged berserker? You screwed yourself by curing once and then trying errantry, instead of running further away and curing more.
    As a pally going against a zerker, the biggest threat to you is exactly what happened here--he rages and sucks up your low hp while keeping you in battle. You should aim to not be in a fight below 80% of your health while he's raged--it will certainly take you longer to kill him, but that's how a pally is meant to fight. To use a boxing analogy, you're more of a stick and move kind of fighter than a power puncher.
  5. Astemus Vendert vs. Berndamir splat v 2.0 -
    Skill: holy armor : modifies ac by -60 permanently

    This log doesn't represent holy/unholy armor very well since the bonus in play is fairly small.

    -blarg.

    Ask Groq how to play a drow dk, and he says he'd wear light armor to make room for scrolls wands and weapons.

    http://ar.invokation.net/logs/view.php?id=4949

    You are affected by the following:
    Skill: unholy armor : modifies ac by -140 permanently

    apparently whether -60 or -140, it doesn't matter. chain bashes still connect.

    We could count the number of consecutive bashes together in http://ar.invokation.net/logs/view.php?id=4949

    1.. ah ah ahh
    2.. ah ah ahh
    3.. ah ah dead.