More damage punchingthan with a high avg

posted on 2012-05-21 03:41:57
<472hp 537m 346mv>fbal

The undertaker's slash MUTILATES you!
The undertaker's bash misses you.
You evade the undertaker's bash, causing him to fall flat on his face.
A sad-looking retired special guard's claw DISEMBOWELS the undertaker!
[* ] the undertaker dodges your slash.
The undertaker has quite a few wounds.

<430hp 537m 346mv>Your fireball *** DEVASTATES *** the undertaker!
The undertaker has quite a few wounds.

<430hp 522m 346mv>fbal

The undertaker's slash MUTILATES you!
A sad-looking retired special guard's claw DISEMBOWELS the undertaker!
[** ] the undertaker dodges your slash.
The undertaker has quite a few wounds.

<390hp 522m 346mv>Your fireball MANGLES the undertaker!
The undertaker has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<390hp 507m 346mv>fbal

The undertaker's slash DISEMBOWELS you!
Your slash decimates the undertaker!
The undertaker has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<353hp 518m 366mv>Your fireball === OBLITERATES === the undertaker!
The undertaker has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<353hp 503m 366mv>fbal

[** ] You block the undertaker's attack with your shield.
Your slash devastates the undertaker!
Your slash maims the undertaker!
The undertaker has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<353hp 503m 366mv>Your fireball DISEMBOWELS the undertaker!
The undertaker has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

<353hp 488m 366mv>fbal

[* ] You block the undertaker's attack with your shield.
[* ] the undertaker parries your slash.
Your slash devastates the undertaker!
The undertaker looks pretty hurt.

<353hp 488m 366mv>Your fireball *** DEMOLISHES *** the undertaker!
The undertaker looks pretty hurt.

<353hp 473m 366mv>
The undertaker's slash misses you.
A sad-looking retired special guard's claw DISMEMBERS the undertaker!
[** ] the undertaker dodges your slash.
Your slash misses the undertaker.
The undertaker looks pretty hurt.

<353hp 473m 366mv>fbal
Your fireball *** DEVASTATES *** the undertaker!
The undertaker is in awful condition.

<353hp 458m 366mv>
[* ] You parry the undertaker's slash.
the undertaker disarms you and sends your weapon flying!
A sad-looking retired special guard's claw DISEMBOWELS the undertaker!
[** ] the undertaker parries your punch.
[** ] the undertaker parries your punch.
The undertaker is in awful condition.

<353hp 458m 366mv>look
fbal
The city morgue
This is where the bodies of those that are murdered or die of illness
within the city limits are brought to be stored while any documented last
wishes are searched for and executed, and then they are disposed of. The
place is very crude and limited in materials, consisting apparently of just
a tunnel leading upwards out of the caverns of the unlit city, back towards
the surface. Little care is taken for the dead, besides making sure that
the wealth they are left behind is distributed correctly.

[Exits: east up]
(Charmed) (Pink Aura) a sad-looking retired special guard is here, fighting the undertaker.
The undertaker is here, fighting YOU!
The undertaker is in awful condition.

<353hp 458m 366mv>Your fireball *** DEVASTATES *** the undertaker!
The undertaker's slash MUTILATES you!
[** ] the undertaker parries your punch.
[* ] the undertaker parries your punch.
The undertaker is in awful condition.

<315hp 443m 366mv>fbal

The undertaker's slash MUTILATES you!
Your punch DISEMBOWELS the undertaker!
The undertaker is DEAD!!
You receive 4 experience points.
The undertaker's fingers are severed from his hand.
You get 503 gold coins from the corpse of the undertaker.
The Overlord gives you 40 gold coins for your sacrifice.

<274hp 443m 366mv>
<274hp 428m 366mv>wear black
You wield a black ironsword.
A black ironsword feels like a part of you!
  1. vendert More damage punchingthan with a high avg -
    Resistant to Slash likely. Considering undertaker isn't Sanc'd....
  2. Astemus More damage punchingthan with a high avg -
    maybe.

    <505hp 298m 366mv>A medic turns slightly green, but it passes.
    A medic has some small wounds and bruises.

    <505hp 288m 366mv>pson

    Jund closes her eyes momentarily and nods at you.
    You feel a little better.
    A medic has some small wounds and bruises.

    <525hp 288m 366mv>
    A medic's pound mauls you.
    [** ] You parry a medic's pound.
    Your slash maims a medic!
    Your slash devastates a medic!
    A medic has some small wounds and bruises.

    <503hp 288m 366mv>Your poison maims a medic!
    A medic looks very ill.
    A medic has some small wounds and bruises.

    <503hp 278m 366mv>
    [** ] You parry a medic's pound.
    [** ] You block a medic's attack with your shield.
    A sad-looking retired special guard's claw DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    [* ] a medic parries your slash.
    Jund's smash DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    A medic has some small wounds and bruises.

    <503hp 278m 366mv>dirt
    A medic is blinded by the dirt in its eyes!
    Your kicked dirt scratches a medic.
    A medic has some small wounds and bruises.

    <503hp 278m 366mv>
    [***] You parry a medic's pound.
    A medic's pound wounds you.
    A sad-looking retired special guard's claw DISMEMBERS a medic!
    [** ] a medic parries your slash.
    Your slash maims a medic!
    Jund's smash DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    A medic has quite a few wounds.

    <483hp 278m 366mv>
    Jund closes her eyes momentarily and nods at you.
    A medic has quite a few wounds.

    <483hp 278m 366mv>
    [** ] You block a medic's attack with your shield.
    A medic's pound misses you.
    A sad-looking retired special guard's claw DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    Your slash MUTILATES a medic!
    Your slash MUTILATES a medic!
    Jund's smash DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    A medic has quite a few wounds.

    <491hp 290m 366mv>rem iron

    Jund closes her eyes momentarily and nods at you.
    You feel a little better.
    A medic has quite a few wounds.

    <506hp 290m 366mv>You remove a beautiful iron breast plate from your torso.
    A medic has quite a few wounds.

    <506hp 290m 366mv>
    [* ] You block a medic's attack with your shield.
    A medic's pound wounds you.
    A sad-looking retired special guard's claw DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    Your slash MUTILATES a medic!
    A medic has quite a few wounds.

    <488hp 290m 366mv>
    Jund closes her eyes momentarily and nods at you.
    You feel a little better.
    A medic has quite a few wounds.

    <504hp 290m 366mv>
    [** ] You parry a medic's pound.
    [** ] You parry a medic's pound.
    A sad-looking retired special guard's claw DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    Your slash MUTILATES a medic!
    Jund's smash DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    A medic has quite a few wounds.

    <504hp 290m 366mv>wear iron
    You wear a beautiful iron breast plate over your torso.
    A medic's pound injures you.
    A medic's pound misses you.
    A sad-looking retired special guard's claw DISMEMBERS a medic!
    Your slash MUTILATES a medic!
    Jund's smash DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    A medic has quite a few wounds.

    <489hp 290m 366mv>
    Jund closes her eyes momentarily and nods at you.
    You feel a little better.
    A medic has quite a few wounds.

    <508hp 290m 366mv>rem sword
    You stop wielding a black ironsword.
    A medic has quite a few wounds.

    <508hp 290m 366mv>
    A medic's pound injures you.
    [* ] You block a medic's attack with your shield.
    A sad-looking retired special guard's claw DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    Your punch maims a medic!
    Your punch DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    Jund's smash DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    Jund's smash DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    A medic has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

    <493hp 290m 366mv>
    A medic rubs the dirt out of its eyes.
    [** ] You block a medic's attack with your shield.
    A medic's pound misses you.
    Your punch MUTILATES a medic!
    [** ] a medic parries your punch.
    Jund's smash DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    A medic has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

    <493hp 290m 366mv>
    Jund closes her eyes momentarily and nods at you.
    You feel a little better.
    A medic has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

    <509hp 290m 366mv>dirt
    A medic is blinded by the dirt in its eyes!
    Your kicked dirt scratches a medic.
    A medic has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

    <509hp 290m 366mv>
    A medic's pound wounds you.
    [* ] You block a medic's attack with your shield.
    A sad-looking retired special guard's claw DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    Your punch DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    Your punch MUTILATES a medic!
    Jund's smash DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    Jund's smash DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    A medic has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

    <492hp 290m 366mv>
    [* ] You block a medic's attack with your shield.
    A medic's pound wounds you.
    A sad-looking retired special guard's claw DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    Your punch DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    Your punch maims a medic!
    Jund's smash DISMEMBERS a medic!
    Jund's smash DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    A medic has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

    <474hp 290m 366mv>
    Jund closes her eyes momentarily and nods at you.
    A medic has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

    <474hp 290m 366mv>
    [** ] You block a medic's attack with your shield.
    [** ] You block a medic's attack with your shield.
    Your punch DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    Your punch MUTILATES a medic!
    Jund's smash DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    A medic looks pretty hurt.

    <474hp 290m 366mv>
    Jund closes her eyes momentarily and nods at you.
    You feel a little better.
    A medic looks pretty hurt.

    <495hp 290m 366mv>
    A medic's pound wounds you.
    [** ] You block a medic's attack with your shield.
    A sad-looking retired special guard's claw DISMEMBERS a medic!
    Your punch DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    Your punch MUTILATES a medic!
    [* ] a medic parries your punch.
    Jund's smash DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    Jund's smash DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    A medic looks pretty hurt.

    <476hp 290m 366mv>
    Jund closes her eyes momentarily and nods at you.
    You feel a little better.
    A medic looks pretty hurt.

    <495hp 290m 366mv>
    A medic rubs the dirt out of its eyes.
    A medic's pound injures you.
    [** ] You block a medic's attack with your shield.
    A sad-looking retired special guard's claw DISMEMBERS a medic!
    Your punch MUTILATES a medic!
    Your punch MUTILATES a medic!
    Jund's smash DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    A medic looks pretty hurt.

    <480hp 290m 366mv>wear iron
    You wield a black ironsword.
    A black ironsword feels like a part of you!
    A medic looks pretty hurt.

    <480hp 290m 366mv>dirt
    Your kicked dirt misses a medic.
    A medic looks pretty hurt.

    <480hp 290m 366mv>
    [** ] You parry a medic's pound.
    [***] You parry a medic's pound.
    Your slash MUTILATES a medic!
    Your slash MUTILATES a medic!
    Jund's smash DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    A medic is in awful condition.

    <491hp 301m 366mv>
    Jund closes her eyes momentarily and nods at you.
    You feel a little better.
    A medic is in awful condition.

    <512hp 301m 366mv>
    [* ] You parry a medic's pound.
    A medic's pound wounds you.
    [* ] a medic parries your slash.
    Jund's smash DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    Jund's smash DISMEMBERS a medic!
    A medic is in awful condition.

    <494hp 301m 366mv>dirt
    Your kicked dirt misses a medic.
    A medic is in awful condition.

    <494hp 301m 366mv>Jund closes her eyes momentarily and nods at you.
    A medic is in awful condition.

    <494hp 301m 366mv>
    A medic's pound wounds you.
    [** ] You block a medic's attack with your shield.
    A sad-looking retired special guard's claw MUTILATES a medic!
    Your slash maims a medic!
    [* ] a medic parries your slash.
    Jund's smash DISEMBOWELS a medic!
    A medic is in awful condition.
  3. ergorion More damage punchingthan with a high avg -
    Take it up on the bugs thread. Not here.
  4. Astemus More damage punchingthan with a high avg -
    vendert experienced the same thing with his weapons.
  5. vendert More damage punchingthan with a high avg -
    My weapons did slightly more damage not to much, a low average weapon did far less damage. But my punches raged were doing mangles and a couple demolishes as well. Also raged with empty hand and shield I do four attacks a round...Three punches and a shield smash.
  6. Frostburns More damage punchingthan with a high avg -
    Is it the same with a character without enhanced damage, though? Say, an illusionist (aside from illithid)? I'd try it on a fire giant before drawing conclusions though.
  7. bah More damage punchingthan with a high avg -
    Your hand to hand damage goes up with levels, where as weapon average does not. Weapons benefit you with more hitroll tho+style advantages. This is how it is intended to work.

    Why are you still such a scrub Astemus, after acting so bossy?