Mendal the Gimp

posted on 2012-06-05 16:38:44
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This was just after we equipped Mendal with some sweet gear.

Mendal is using:
a shaman's staff
a yellow and green ring
a yellow and green ring
(Magical) (Glowing) a demon-faced talisman
(Magical) (Glowing) a demon-faced talisman
a studded leather mask
a battered iron breast plate
a pair of steel vambraces
a pair of studded leather gauntlets
a pair of studded leather leggings
a pair of studded leather boots
a shield of defense
a studded leather cloak
a studded leather codpiece
a studded leather bracer
(Magical) a thick marble bracelet
a broom
(Magical) a pink and green stone


For those of you who don't know, he is wearing the Gimp set. The other items all take from hit/dam and str/hp.


(active)(798hp 1028mp 394mv 42569gold)
' strike me
You say 'Strike me.'

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Mendal shrugs helplessly.

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You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Mendal!'
Mendal stops following you.
[** ] You block Mendal's attack with your shield.
[** ] You block Mendal's attack with your shield.
Mendal is in excellent condition.

(evasive)(798hp 1028mp 394mv 42569gold)
Your crush maims Mendal!
Mendal's beating scratches you.
Mendal has a few scratches.

(evasive)(797hp 1028mp 394mv 42569gold)
gigg

[** ] Mendal dodges your crush.
[** ] You parry Mendal's beating.
[** ] You parry Mendal's beating.
[***] You parry Mendal's beating.
Mendal has a few scratches.

(evasive)(797hp 1028mp 394mv 42569gold) You giggle.
Mendal has a few scratches.

(evasive)(797hp 1028mp 394mv 42569gold)
[* ] Mendal parries your crush.
Mendal's beating scratches you.
Mendal has a few scratches.

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fafi
You failed to outline Mendal in pink.
Mendal has a few scratches.

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Mendal throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Mendal has a few scratches.

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Your crush misses Mendal.
[** ] Mendal blocks your attack with his shield.
[***] You parry Mendal's beating.
Mendal has a few scratches.

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fafi
You lost your concentration.
Mendal has a few scratches.

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fafi

Your crush maims Mendal!
[***] You parry Mendal's beating.
[***] You parry Mendal's beating.
Mendal has a few scratches.

(evasive)(798hp 1039mp 394mv 42569gold) Mendal is surrounded by a pink outline.
Mendal has a few scratches.

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Your crush maims Mendal!
[** ] You block Mendal's attack with your shield.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

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Your crush MUTILATES Mendal!
[***] You parry Mendal's beating.
[* ] You block Mendal's attack with your shield.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

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remove mace
You stop wielding a mace of the unholy spirits.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

(evasive)(798hp 1034mp 394mv 42569gold)
[* ] Mendal parries your punch.
Mendal's beating misses you.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

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Mendal takes a vicious swipe at you with his shield.
Mendal's sideswipe collides harmlessly into your shield.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

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Your punch misses Mendal.
Mendal's beating grazes you.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

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[** ] Mendal parries your punch.
[** ] Mendal dodges your punch.
Mendal's beating scratches you.
Mendal's beating scratches you.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

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Mendal falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

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Mendal tries to disarm your shield, but fails.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

(evasive)(788hp 1034mp 394mv 42569gold)
Your punch maims Mendal!
Mendal blocks your attack and attempts to strike at the brief opening.
Mendal's riposte scratches you.
Mendal's beating scratches you.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

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[** ] Mendal parries your punch.
Your punch maims Mendal!
Mendal's beating scratches you.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

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chuc
You chuckle politely.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

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Mendal disarms your shield, sending it flying!
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

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[** ] Mendal blocks your attack with his shield.
Mendal's beating scratches you.
Mendal's beating grazes you.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

(evasive)(742hp 1034mp 394mv 42569gold)
ho shie
You wear a Justice's Kite Shield as a shield.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

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peer
You peer around yourself intently.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

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[** ] Mendal blocks your attack with his shield.
Mendal's beating grazes you.
Mendal's beating scratches you.
Mendal's beating scratches you.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

(evasive)(731hp 1034mp 394mv 42569gold)
You feel solid again.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

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Mendal falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

(evasive)(742hp 1057mp 394mv 42569gold)
[** ] Mendal parries your punch.
Mendal's beating scratches you.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

(evasive)(741hp 1057mp 394mv 42569gold)
Mendal's trip misses you.
Mendal has some small wounds and bruises.

(evasive)(741hp 1057mp 394mv 42569gold)
[* ] Mendal parries your punch.
Your punch maims Mendal!
Mendal's beating grazes you.
Mendal's beating scratches you.
Mendal's beating misses you.
Mendal has quite a few wounds.

(evasive)(731hp 1057mp 394mv 42569gold)
[* ] Mendal dodges your punch.
[** ] Mendal parries your punch.
Mendal's beating scratches you.
[** ] You block Mendal's attack with your shield.
Mendal has quite a few wounds.

(evasive)(730hp 1057mp 394mv 42569gold)
Mendal trips you and you go down!
Mendal's trip scratches you.
Mendal has quite a few wounds.

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Your punch maims Mendal!
[* ] Mendal dodges your punch.
[* ] You block Mendal's attack with your shield.
Mendal has quite a few wounds.

(evasive)(728hp 1057mp 394mv 42569gold)
Your punch devastates Mendal!
[* ] Mendal parries your punch.
Mendal's beating scratches you.
Mendal's beating grazes you.
Mendal has quite a few wounds.

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Mendal throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Mendal has quite a few wounds.

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Mendal sits down and thinks deeply.
Mendal has quite a few wounds.

(evasive)(721hp 1057mp 394mv 42569gold)
Your punch devastates Mendal!
[** ] Mendal parries your punch.
[** ] You block Mendal's attack with your shield.
Mendal has quite a few wounds.

(evasive)(721hp 1057mp 394mv 42569gold)
[** ] Mendal blocks your attack with his shield.
Mendal's beating scratches you.
Mendal has quite a few wounds.

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Mendal gets a toy whip from a heavy backpack.
Mendal has quite a few wounds.

(evasive)(717hp 1057mp 394mv 42569gold)
[* ] Mendal blocks your attack with his shield.
[* ] You block Mendal's attack with your shield.
Mendal has quite a few wounds.

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magm
Your magic missile grazes Mendal.
Your magic missile grazes Mendal.
Your magic missile grazes Mendal.
Your magic missile grazes Mendal.
Your magic missile scratches Mendal.
Mendal stops using the shield of defense as a shield.
Mendal has quite a few wounds.

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Mendal wields a toy whip in his off-hand.
Your punch maims Mendal!
Mendal's beating grazes you.
Mendal's beating hits you.
Mendal has quite a few wounds.

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Mendal hammers your shield repeatedly with his weapons.
Mendal's barrage hits you.
Your shield arm is numbed.
Mendal's barrage injures you.
Your shield arm is numbed.
Mendal's barrage scratches you.
Mendal's barrage injures you.
Mendal has quite a few wounds.

(evasive)(660hp 1042mp 394mv 42569gold)
magm
Your magic missile grazes Mendal.
Your magic missile scratches Mendal.
Your magic missile injures Mendal.
Your magic missile grazes Mendal.
Your magic missile grazes Mendal.
Mendal blocks your attack and attempts to strike at the brief opening.
Mendal's riposte misses you.
Your punch maims Mendal!
Mendal's beating hits you.
Mendal has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

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flee
You couldn't escape!
Mendal throws back his head and cackles with insane glee!
Your punch maims Mendal!
Your punch maims Mendal!
Mendal's beating scratches you.
Mendal injures you.
Mendal's beating grazes you.
Mendal's beating scratches you.
Mendal has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

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Mendal stops wielding a toy whip.
Mendal has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

(evasive)(631hp 1048mp 394mv 42569gold)
Mendal wears the shield of defense as a shield.
Mendal has some big nasty wounds and scratches.


I fled at that point we were just seeing how powahful he was.
  1. mendal Mendal the Gimp -
    As you can all see from this log... I've become more powerful than any of you could ever hope to be. Mortals and Immortals will tremble in fear at the sight of me.
  2. Kurlson Mendal the Gimp -
    Hahah Owned
  3. Frostburns Mendal the Gimp -
    Can't get a lot weaker than this. The talismans from Winter's Faction of Magic would have crippled his luck (-4 total), and taken away 100 hp as well.

    The long-handled mop would have completed it with one of the most pathetic two-handed weapons in the game (that I'm aware of). Of course, cursed weapons are even better (the large leg bone from the Sands of Sorrow is an excellent choice with 1-4 damage).