IF you are cheap it is costly

posted on 2012-08-02 02:22:26
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So I was trying to be cheap and I was switching things up to see what actually did damage.....

(White Aura) Noil the Alchemist is here brewing potions.
Noil the Alchemist yells 'Eldroc! Now you die!'
You turn Noil the Alchemist's attack against him.
Noil the Alchemist is unaffected by your crush!
Noil the Alchemist is in excellent condition.

(active)(850hp 405mv) 2150old [city] none mob
di
Noil the Alchemist is blinded by the dirt in his eyes!
Your kicked dirt grazes Noil the Alchemist.
Noil the Alchemist has a few scratches.

(active)(850hp 405mv) 2150old [city] none mob

[***] You dodge Noil the Alchemist's magic.
Noil the Alchemist is unaffected by your crush!
[***] Noil the Alchemist dodges your cleave.
Noil the Alchemist is unaffected by your crush!
Noil the Alchemist has a few scratches.

(active)(850hp 405mv) 2150old [city] none mob
trip

[***] You dodge Noil the Alchemist's magic.
[***] Noil the Alchemist dodges your crush.
Noil the Alchemist is unaffected by your cleave!
Noil the Alchemist is unaffected by your crush!
Noil the Alchemist is unaffected by your crush!
Noil the Alchemist has a few scratches.

(active)(850hp 405mv) 2150old [city] none mob
His feet aren't on the ground.
Noil the Alchemist has a few scratches.

(active)(850hp 405mv) 2150old [city] none mob

[** ] You parry Noil the Alchemist's magic.
Noil the Alchemist is unaffected by your crush!
Noil the Alchemist is unaffected by your cleave!
[** ] Noil the Alchemist dodges your crush.
Noil the Alchemist has a few scratches.

(active)(850hp 405mv) 2150old [city] none mob
bash
Noil the Alchemist is unaffected by your bash!
You fall flat on your face!
Noil the Alchemist has a few scratches.

(active)(850hp 405mv) 2150old [city] none mob

Noil the Alchemist's magic does UNSPEAKABLE things to you!
You have been KILLED!!

850 damage in one shot fuck me huh...I know it is my vuln and I wasn't aura'd but I didn't expect this.
  1. Nadrin IF you are cheap it is costly -
    HAHAHAHA I can think of a couple of times I have been hit by an unspeak and survived, but each time that happened it was for like 650 hp not 850, thats awesome.
  2. Eloret IF you are cheap it is costly -
    Noil the Alchemist's ***MAGIC*** does UNSPEAKABLE things to you!

    Magic damage vs Stone Giant...SPLATT!!! hahaha
  3. bah IF you are cheap it is costly -
    PLEASE

    MAGIC != VULN FOR GIANTS

    Magic just bypasses your physical resistance, it's neutral damage to you, unless it's mental!
  4. kapruski IF you are cheap it is costly -
    noone really said that magic is a vuln to giants, just that it bypasses giant resist and giants have very low AC to magic damage as a physical attack, so they get hurt even more.
  5. Frostburns IF you are cheap it is costly -
    Being cheap? Darkhaven's alchemist has misty air potions if you need a flight potion. That's less expensive than Noil, and probably a better choice.