And he bitch smacked a bitch

posted on 2012-10-05 17:31:39
You yell 'Help! I am being attacked by Eidren!'
Eidren fades into existence.
Eidren's smash injures you.
[** ] Eidren parries your slash.
Eidren's smash misses you.
An illusion of a marine's smash decimates you!
An illusion of a marine's smash maims you!
An illusion of a marine's smash misses you.
An illusion of a marine's smash maims you!
A skeleton of the Grand Pooh-Ba's smash misses Eidren.
A stone golem's pierce maims Eidren!
Eidren has a few scratches.

(aggressive) (575hp 527m 317mv) <14867gold city>
No way! You are still fighting!
Eidren has a few scratches.

(aggressive) (575hp 527m 317mv) <14867gold city>
chor
The cries of the damned fill the air.
Your chorus of anguish MANGLES An illusion of a marine!
Eidren shatters into tiny fragments of glass.
Eidren shatters into tiny fragments of glass.
Your chorus of anguish MANGLES An illusion of a marine!
Your chorus of anguish DISEMBOWELS An illusion of a marine!
Your chorus of anguish mauls Eidren.
Why would you turn on your own creation?
Why would you turn on your own creation?
Why would you turn on your own creation?
Why would you turn on your own creation?
Why would you turn on your own creation?
Eidren has a few scratches.

(aggressive) (575hp 502m 317mv) <14867gold city>

Your slash misses Eidren.
[***] Eidren parries your slash.
Eidren's smash misses you.
An illusion of a marine's smash devastates you!
An illusion of a marine's smash misses you.
An illusion of a marine's smash maims you!
[** ] You parry An illusion of a marine's smash.
A zombie of a rugged looking slith's punch misses Eidren.
A zombie of a rugged looking slith's punch decimates Eidren!
A stone golem's pierce devastates Eidren!
A stone golem's pierce devastates Eidren!
Eidren has some small wounds and bruises.

(aggressive) (510hp 502m 317mv) <14867gold city>

Eidren utters the words, 'yzzbrzwuie'.
You feel your mind slipping away.
Eidren has some small wounds and bruises.

(aggressive) (510hp 502m 317mv) <14867gold city>

Your slash devastates Eidren!
Eidren's smash injures you.
[** ] You parry An illusion of a marine's smash.
An illusion of a marine's smash maims you!
An illusion of a marine's smash MUTILATES you!
A skeleton of the Grand Pooh-Ba's smash misses Eidren.
A zombie of a rugged looking slith's punch mauls Eidren.
A flesh golem's slash mauls Eidren.
A flesh golem's slash misses Eidren.
A stone golem's pierce devastates Eidren!
Eidren has quite a few wounds.

(aggressive) (421hp 502m 317mv) <14867gold city>
c rend

Eidren utters the words, 'yragpyucandus'.
Eidren sends a brilliant sphere of light spiraling down!
You have been blinded by the flash of light!

(aggressive) (421hp 502m 317mv) <14867gold unknown>
Your rend life MANGLES someone!

(aggressive) (414hp 487m 317mv) <14867gold unknown>
c rend

Your slash misses someone.
[** ] someone parries your slash.
Someone's smash wounds you.
Someone's smash decimates you!
[***] You parry someone's smash.
[** ] You parry someone's smash.
Someone's smash maims you!
Someone's smash misses you.
[** ] You parry someone's smash.
Someone's punch mauls someone.
Someone's punch misses someone.
Someone's punch decimates someone!

(aggressive) (333hp 487m 317mv) <14867gold unknown>
Your rend life MANGLES someone!

(aggressive) (330hp 472m 317mv) <14867gold unknown>
c rend

[***] someone parries your slash.
Your slash misses someone.
Someone's smash injures you.
[***] You parry someone's smash.
Someone's smash decimates you!
Someone's smash decimates you!
[* ] You parry someone's smash.
Someone's smash MUTILATES you!
Someone's smash MUTILATES you!
Someone's punch decimates someone!
Someone's punch mauls someone.
Someone's pierce maims someone!

(aggressive) (188hp 472m 317mv) <14867gold unknown>

Someone utters the words, 'eugszr waouq'.
You feel less armored.
You no longer see invisible objects.
The white aura around your body fades.

(aggressive) (188hp 472m 317mv) <14867gold unknown>
Your rend life MANGLES someone!

(aggressive) (182hp 457m 317mv) <14867gold unknown>
word
word
word

Your slash misses someone.
Your slash misses someone.
[* ] You parry someone's smash.
Someone's smash misses you.
Someone's smash MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
[** ] You parry someone's smash.
Someone's smash MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Someone's smash MASSACRES you!
You have been KILLED!!


I should have worded but I thought my rend life would scare him away...NOPE not the case those illusions are scary.
Since no one was posting I'd figure I'd post me getting bitch smacked.
  1. Eloret And he bitch smacked a bitch -
    (aggressive) (421hp 502m 317mv) <14867gold city>
    c rend

    Eidren utters the words, 'yragpyucandus'.
    Eidren sends a brilliant sphere of light spiraling down!
    You have been blinded by the flash of light!<-------------c word

    That should have been your first thought...I hate fighting illusionists because once they land a spell or two it could easily be over in two more rounds. But I suck at them as it is lol!
  2. oxyl And he bitch smacked a bitch -

    >>A skeleton of the Grand Pooh-Ba


    Aww, cute.
  3. Frostburns And he bitch smacked a bitch -
    Unless you're REALLY packed on damroll and have decent zombies, being a rend whore is not a good move from what I've seen. Seladuine was able to two-round Ygin in the rift, but she had a ton of nice shit and a full entourage of golems and zombies. Besides, rend life takes from YOUR health as well, and necromancers don't have a whole lot to begin with.

    Also, don't stick around when someone has a charmed or duplicated marine. It's going to hurt. (I used marine duplicates a lot when playing illusionists, and I remember someone managing to destroy me because they'd charmed one of the marines and managed to deal a ton of damage. It might have been Tzakrid or some other vampire, but it could also have been one of the more powerful dark-knights. In any case, marines hit pretty hard and you don't want to be facing them if you can't handle the damage. And a necromancer is the least sturdy of all classes from what I've seen.)
  4. Linaro And he bitch smacked a bitch -
    In reply to frostburns, I would say if you are going to go rend life, you need to make sure you are supplimenting the damroll with some health as well. In any case you really only need about 50 damroll to do that nasty rend life damage and assuming you've put some time into gambling that gear you can suppliment a decent amount of hp too. Personally after trying both ways now, I prefer to go health with breaks because your zombies deal plenty of damage and if you can acid blast or spell up your opponent you will be able to outlast them especially with vampiric touch.
  5. ergorion And he bitch smacked a bitch -
    Fighting against Eidren as a necro, you've got to go for the dispels once you have a full army.

    One round of unsanced damage will do a lot better against him than a rend or two. Stack the health gear, get some saves and you should have plenty of chances to dispel.
  6. blarg And he bitch smacked a bitch -
    Feel free to report mob zombies/dupes/etc. that are vastly stronger than others of their level. Keep in mind that we consider unique mobs (Taipdel, priest of neutrality) slightly differently.
  7. erlwith And he bitch smacked a bitch -
    If ur a necro vs illus... Open with dispel. Chorus was just a awful choice
  8. Veruliane And he bitch smacked a bitch -
    Chorus got rid of all the stupid mirrors not as useless as you think if you got them on the run less time to think about which one you got to murder or cast spells on.