Something funny to read

posted on 2012-10-06 05:50:58
So I had just dueled Eldroc and lost, and Valox invades, didnt even see him logon
I went to go and catch a couple of hours sleep, he didnt see which direction I went either
and bam


<457hp 311ma 426mv> < no opponent - no opponent >
Valox fades into existence.
Valox's kicked dirt misses you.
Valox is in excellent condition.

<457hp 311ma 426mv> < segment - two_handed >
Valox stabs at you with an arrow at point blank range.
Valox's typhoon MANGLES you!
Valox couldn't dodge your luminous punch but you miss by inches.
Your freezing bite devastates Valox!
Valox dodges your freezing bite.
Valox's typhoon *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
Valox's typhoon *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You deflect a wild boar's charge aside in an ungraceful parry.
You deflect a wild boar's charge aside in an ungraceful parry.
Valox has a few scratches.

<126hp 311ma 426mv> < segment - two_handed > dle
dle
I don't know how to do that.
Valox has a few scratches.

<126hp 311ma 426mv> < segment - two_handed > That makes no sense.
Valox has a few scratches.

<126hp 311ma 426mv> < segment - two_handed > fle
fle
You flee from combat!
A Dark and Dangerous Trail

[Exits: north south]

<126hp 311ma 422mv> < no opponent - no opponent > You aren't fighting anyone.

<126hp 311ma 422mv> < no opponent - no opponent > south
south
A Trail in the Valley

[Exits: north south west]

<126hp 311ma 419mv> < no opponent - no opponent > south
A Trail in the Valley

[Exits: north south]

<126hp 311ma 417mv> < no opponent - no opponent > south
A Trail in the Valley

[Exits: north south]

<126hp 311ma 415mv> < no opponent - no opponent > south
A Trail in the Valley

[Exits: north west]

<126hp 311ma 413mv> < no opponent - no opponent > The hills of the valley slope upwar
d, fringed by several trees.

<126hp 311ma 413mv> < no opponent - no opponent > west
west
A Trail in the Valley

[Exits: east west]

<126hp 311ma 411mv> < no opponent - no opponent > south
Outside a Lodge

[Exits: east south west]

<126hp 311ma 409mv> < no opponent - no opponent > west
south
A Bend in the Trail

[Exits: north west]
A valley elf scout wanders the valley, searching for intruders like you!

<148hp 321ma 434mv> < no opponent - no opponent > south
Along the Trail

[Exits: east south west]

<148hp 321ma 432mv> < no opponent - no opponent > south
A Narrow Passage

[Exits: north south up]
A giant stone feeling very holy is here.
An antelope is here, peacefully munching on grass.

<148hp 321ma 430mv> < no opponent - no opponent > south
Circular Clearing

[Exits: north east south west]

<148hp 321ma 428mv> < no opponent - no opponent > south
In the Valley Basin

[Exits: north east south west]

<148hp 321ma 426mv> < no opponent - no opponent > south
In the Valley Basin

[Exits: north east south west]
( 2) A shiny blade is on the floor.

<148hp 321ma 424mv> < no opponent - no opponent > south
In the Valley Basin

[Exits: north east south west]
A shiny blade is on the floor.
A female valley elf wanders here, skirting between the tall grasses.
A rather large dog is here, wandering the valley.

<148hp 321ma 422mv> < no opponent - no opponent > south
Entrance to Sylvan Vale

[Exits: north east west up]
A valley elf wanders here, cautious of your intrusion.

<148hp 321ma 420mv> < no opponent - no opponent > up
south
You spend some time extricating yourself from the mass of hanging vines.

<148hp 321ma 420mv> < no opponent - no opponent > You spend some time extricating you
rself from the mass of hanging vines.

<148hp 321ma 420mv> < no opponent - no opponent > south
Scenic Rock

[Exits: south down]
A regal sign has been attached to a nearby tree.

<148hp 321ma 418mv> < no opponent - no opponent > Along the Path

[Exits: north east south west]

<148hp 321ma 416mv> < no opponent - no opponent > south
A Path from the Plains

[Exits: north south]

<148hp 321ma 414mv> < no opponent - no opponent > east

Valox aims a debilitating shot at you.
Valox's wounding shot *** DEMOLISHES *** you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You start limping.
No way! You are still fighting!
Valox has a few scratches.

<37hp 321ma 366mv> < segment - two_handed > south
No way! You are still fighting!
Valox stabs at you with an arrow at point blank range.
Valox's typhoon MANGLES you!
You have been KILLED!!

You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
As long as you don't attack anything.
You feel less healthy.
  1. Eldroc Something funny to read -
    Don't have our duel do you? I would have liked that I forgot to save it.
  2. blarg Something funny to read -
    Whose perspective is this log from?
  3. Yaohjla Something funny to read -
    mine, and I dont actually any more Eldroc sorry, I save all kills and deaths only
  4. fharino Something funny to read -
    train yourself to just use fl for flee you screw up way less
  5. Frostburns Something funny to read -
    Only way Valox ever got me is with wounding shot, and we fought three times, he only managed it once, which was the time he killed me. First time, he dirted me while invisible, but I managed to escape by rushing just far enough ahead of him to lose him. Second time he managed wounding shot because I'd not been as careful. The last time I think Sia distracted him. I know Sia was involved in some way at one point when I was fighting Valox. I don't know if she invaded, or charged him, or what, but I'm pretty sure she saved me. Adranq certainly did get along with her, like she was his girlfriend. He even helped her capture the skull from Legion one time.