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a snippet of fun with heralds

Bilinks gossips: 'Meriando!'
Bilinks gossips: 'How goes it?!'

You tell Bilinks 'Interview him!'

Meriando gossips: 'Hello, all is well and yourself?'

Bilinks gossips: 'Meriando! might you be fee?!'
Bilinks gossips: 'Free...'
Bilinks gossips: 'Quite well, thank you!'
Bilinks gossips: 'My tall immortal friend of the heavenly heavens... Might you be free for an interview?!'

Andrael gossips: 'If you say no, he'll cry.'

Odile the Crier: 'Farewell, Andrael. We hope to see you again.'

Vanisse gossips: 'On me. He'll cry on me.'

Meriando gossips: 'In that case, no.'

Vanisse gossips: 'I haven't got an umbrella.'

Bilinks gossips: 'Hah! Vanisse Is so tall I like to find a place she cant see!'

Vanisse gossips: 'ARGH'

Meriando gossips: 'All the better.'

Vanisse gossips: 'I hate you.'

Bilinks gossips: 'LOVE!'
Bilinks gossips: 'She meant love...'

Vanisse gossips: 'I'm just kidding.'

Bilinks gossips: 'Hah! Hahah.. haaaa... She loves me...'

Bilinks gossips: 'Like a fat kid loves cake!'

Vanisse gossips: 'You know, being that you're a gnome, that's oddly appropriate.'

Bilinks gossips: 'Ouch Vanisse... very ouch...'

Andrael walks in.
Chipper the energetic leveret walks in.

Andrael blinks innocently.

You snicker softly.

Bilinks chuckles politely.
Bilinks must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly!

Andrael yells 'EVERYONE IS IN MY QUIET PLAYCE. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!'

Meriando gossips: 'Mmm.. delicious gnomes.'

Andrael gossips: 'I offered her a new recipe idea. Jelly drow fingers.'

Bilinks gossips: 'Divine, one may say?'

Andrael walks down.
Chipper the energetic leveret walks down.

Andrael walks in.
Chipper the energetic leveret walks in.

Bilinks says 'I'm cute and little.'

You ruffle Bilinks's hair playfully.

Bilinks says 'The crumbs may be as large as I.'

Andrael crys on Vanisse's hair. Using it as a hanky as she blows her nose.

You say 'ARGH'
You say 'NO.'
You glare icily at her.

Bilinks gasps in astonishment.
Bilinks says 'Shall I give her a paper cut?!'

Bilinks glares at Andrael.
Andrael sniffs sadly.

You bat your eyelashes.

Andrael says 'BELJIA! VANISSE IS BEING MEAN!'

Bilinks pulls out a deck of cards and sharpens them with the fury of a thousand gnomes.

Beljia perks up.

You peer around yourself intently.

Beljia says 'Yes?'

Bilinks pulls out a tarot card for himself.

You say 'You're the one that blew snot all over my hair and I'm being mean??'

Andrael says 'The fury of a thousand gnomes.. that's like what? A heraldic kitten?'

Andrael says 'You were comforting me. Should have had a tissue.'

Andrael combs the snot out of your hair

You thank Andrael heartily.
You say 'You should have used your sleeve.'
You peer around yourself intently.

Bilinks gasps in astonishment.

Andrael says 'My robe is dirty enough.'

Bilinks says 'Fury of a thousand gnomes?'

Bilinks says 'Oh young friend...'

You say 'So it won't be any worse for the wear!'

Bilinks says 'Gnomes created Fireballs.'
Bilinks says 'Gnomes created the lore on how to create hell stream.'

Andrael yells 'No. No help for you.'

Bilinks says 'Think not on our size but our wisdom when it comes to fury.'

Chipper the energetic leveret dashes about wildly while cackling like a fiend.

Bilinks says 'Quite possibly we could seperate every fragment of flesh...'

You say 'Gnomes created fireballs by projecting themselves via cannon and spontaneously combusting?'

Bilinks says 'But I digress!!'

Bilinks chuckles politely.

Bilinks says 'Vanisse...'

Bilinks says 'Fury.'

Andrael says 'You size is small, but your heart is large. Metaphorically speaking.'

Bilinks says 'Wee fury.'