Bastard Luck

posted on 2013-04-14 18:41:54

<395/746hp 386/436m 414/414mv 19980tnl>
Troven walks in.
A snarling doberman walks in.
Troven yells 'Help! I was tripped by Zolis's trip wire!'
Your trip wire sends Troven to the ground!

<395/746hp 386/436m 414/414mv 19980tnl> You attempt to hide.

<395/746hp 386/436m 414/414mv 19980tnl> Before you stands a tall rather huge giant in a ashen colored cape.
He
has rough overbearing hands that show quite a bit of use for his age.
Protruding out of his helmet are two small spikes that look like horns, his
chest is covered in are covered in a thick mattie wool that shows a sign of
the season. What hair he has is bright red and neatly tucked into his cape
by a braided pony-tail. He has clever beat red eyes and rusty dull stained
white teeth, there are visible markings along the side of his face. It is
hard to determine if it is a tattoo or scars from fighting.

He has begun to do some traveling.
Troven is in excellent condition.

Troven is using:
(Glowing) a blood candle
a webbed ring
a webbed ring
a black plate neckguard
a black plate neckguard
a bronze dragon skull
a torso of bronze dragonscale
some sleeves of bronze dragonscale
a bronze dragon's claws
some leggings of bronze dragonscale
the wind boots
some smelly furs
a serpentskin belt
a bracer of dark thorns
a bracer of dark thorns
(Humming) a forged war sword
(Humming) a savage axe
a deep red stone

You peek at the inventory:
(Glowing) (Humming) an effigy of timid phantoms
hamp's pub crawl directions
a vial of crimson blood
( 2) a purple potion
the red dragon shield
a seashell ring
a Big Ol'Pack Sack
(Humming) a savage axe

<395/746hp 386/436m 414/414mv 19980tnl>
Troven stands up.

<395/746hp 386/436m 414/414mv 19980tnl> You step out of the shadows.
You trample around loudly again.
Oops.
Troven yells 'Zolis tried to rob me!'
Troven's cleave DISMEMBERS you!
You dodge Troven's cleave.
Troven's cleave DISMEMBERS you!
You awkwardly parry Troven's cleave with a loud clang.
Troven is in excellent condition.

<274/746hp 386/436m 414/414mv 19980tnl>
Troven traps you between his weapons and attempts to hobble you.
Troven's hobble devastates you!
You clutch your leg painfully as you begin to hobble.
Your sting MUTILATES Troven!
Troven couldn't dodge your sting but you miss by inches.
Troven's cleave MASSACRES you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
You dodge Troven's cleave.
Troven has a few scratches.

<171/746hp 386/436m 414/414mv 19980tnl>
Your sting MUTILATES Troven!
Troven parries your sting.
You deftly perform a counterbalance evasion.
You manage to dodge Troven's cleave with a lot of effort.
Troven's wild cleave devastates you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Troven's cleave DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Troven's cleave DISMEMBERS you!
You sure are BLEEDING!
Troven has a few scratches.

<19/746hp 386/436m 414/414mv 19980tnl> You flee from combat!
Bank of the Panther

[Exits: east]
A notice has been pinned to the wall.
Mirari the banker is here keeping watch over the gold stored in his bank.

<19/746hp 386/436m 413/414mv 19980tnl> You quaff a perfect potion of recall.
The Quire of the Cathedral of Valour

[Exits: east west]
You struggle to fly a short distance before you crash land!
Your face plant DISEMBOWELS you!
You have been KILLED!!

You turn into an invincible ghost for a few minutes.
As long as you don't attack anything.
You feel less healthy.

<1/741hp 1/446m 206/414mv 19980tnl> You stand up.

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<35/741hp 21/446m 267/414mv 19980tnl> You get a pair of feathered earrings from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a webbed ring from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a deep red stone from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a white cape from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a bloodstained cuirass from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a spider blade from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a pirate's eye patch from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a ceremonial lookout spear from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a pair of mithril boots from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a mithril girth from the corpse of Zolis.
You get overlapping gray plates from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a white surcoat from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a shimmering crystal from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a living wood wrist guard from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a teeth necklace from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a living wood wrist guard from the corpse of Zolis.
You get living wood arm plates from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a Loot Sack from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a pale blue stone from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a purple potion from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a purple potion from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a purple potion from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a seashell ring from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a nice looking ring from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a barrel from the corpse of Zolis.
You get a notched axe from the corpse of Zolis.
You get 8771 gold coins from the corpse of Zolis.
  1. Nadrin Bastard Luck -
    Thats hilarious. I remember on one of my early knights some Anathema wanted to surrender to keep his gear. He didn't trust me though so he wanted to do it at his temple. He had wimpy turned on, so when he got to awful he autofled and when he came back in we murdered eachother at the same time. His hit first, and he died, and then mine hit before he was fully a ghost, and killed him a second time. Resatimm appeared at that point and laughed his ass off at him.
  2. foobat Bastard Luck -
    hey dude come on quaff a purple

    what are you even doing