Surrit in his defense was in regal radiance...

OH NO I got summoned away.

trail through the deep, dark forest

[Exits: east west up]
(Translucent) Surrit is here.
The spider web

[Exits: none]
A nasty old hag here with boils on her skin.
Fat Hilda winks seductively at you.
Fat Hilda cackles 'You want some of this, dearie?'
Fat Hilda traces a gnarled finger down her neckline.
You feel nauseous at the thought.

(calm) (624hp 730m 388mv) <8884gold forest>
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The glowing eyes of many scuttling somethings stare at you.

(calm) (624hp 730m 388mv) <8884gold forest>
The glowing eyes of many scuttling somethings stare at you.

(calm) (624hp 730m 388mv) <8884gold forest>

Fat Hilda winks seductively at Surrit.
Fat Hilda cackles 'You want some of this, dearie?'
Fat Hilda traces a gnarled finger down her neckline.
You feel nauseous at the thought.

(calm) (624hp 730m 388mv) <8884gold forest>
c rend Surrit

Surrit narrows his eyes.
You yell 'Die! Surrit, you sorcerous dog!'
Your slash DISEMBOWELS Surrit!
Surrit has a few scratches.

(evasive) (624hp 730m 388mv) <8884gold forest>
Your rend life *** DEVASTATES *** Surrit!
Surrit has quite a few wounds.

(evasive) (619hp 715m 388mv) <8884gold forest>
c rend Surrit
c rend Surrit

[** ] Surrit blocks your attack with his shield.
[** ] Surrit parries your slash.
Surrit's wrath decimates you!
Surrit's wrath misses you.
Surrit has quite a few wounds.

(evasive) (593hp 715m 388mv) <8884gold forest>

Surrit narrows his eyes.
Surrit has quite a few wounds.

(evasive) (593hp 715m 388mv) <8884gold forest>
Your rend life *** DEVASTATES *** Surrit!
Surrit has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

(evasive) (589hp 700m 388mv) <8884gold forest>
c rend Surrit

[* ] Surrit parries your slash.
[* ] Surrit blocks your attack with his shield.
Surrit's wrath decimates you!
Surrit has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

(evasive) (563hp 700m 388mv) <8884gold forest>

Surrit closes his eyes momentarily.
Surrit has quite a few wounds.

(evasive) (563hp 700m 388mv) <8884gold forest>
Your rend life *** DEMOLISHES *** Surrit!
Surrit has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

(evasive) (558hp 685m 388mv) <8884gold forest>
c rend Surrit

[** ] Surrit parries your slash.
[* ] You parry Surrit's wrath.
Surrit's wrath decimates you!
Surrit has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

(evasive) (532hp 685m 388mv) <8884gold forest>

Surrit closes his eyes momentarily.
Surrit has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

(evasive) (532hp 685m 388mv) <8884gold forest>
Your rend life *** DEVASTATES *** Surrit!
Surrit looks pretty hurt.

(evasive) (529hp 670m 388mv) <8884gold forest>
c rend Surrit

Your slash DISEMBOWELS Surrit!
[** ] Surrit blocks your attack with his shield.
Surrit's wrath mauls you.
Surrit's wrath decimates you!
Surrit is in awful condition.

(evasive) (481hp 670m 388mv) <8884gold forest>

Surrit closes his eyes momentarily.
Surrit is in awful condition.

(evasive) (481hp 670m 388mv) <8884gold forest>
Your rend life *** DEMOLISHES *** Surrit!
Surrit is DEAD!!
Power flows into you as Surrit's life is rended.
A reaper's sickle grows more deadly with its harvest.
Surrit's head is shattered, and his brains splash all over you.
Surrit almost drops a diamond studded mace.
Surrit almost drops a gilded titanium buckler.



Also on a side note look at the SICK Zombie I got


A zombie of Sebryn's pimp slap MUTILATES a lady ranger!
A skeleton of Sebryn's pimp slap decimates a lady ranger!
A skeleton of Sebryn's pimp slap MUTILATES a lady ranger!
A zombie of Azerayhna's kiss of death MUTILATES a lady ranger!
A flesh golem's slash DISEMBOWELS a lady ranger!
A flesh golem's slash MUTILATES a lady ranger!
A stone golem's pierce MASSACRES a lady ranger!
A stone golem's pierce DISMEMBERS a lady ranger!


PIMP SLAPPIN Hoes to death.

all k wife
A skeleton of Sebryn's pimp slap DISEMBOWELS a good wife!
Ok.
A skeleton of Sebryn's pimp slap maims a good wife!

(active) (629hp 919m 394mv) <13039gold field>

A good wife's punch misses a skeleton of Sebryn.
A skeleton of Sebryn's pimp slap MUTILATES a good wife!

(active) (642hp 919m 394mv) <13039gold field>


(active) (642hp 919m 394mv) <13039gold field>

(active) (642hp 919m 394mv) <13039gold field>

A skeleton of Sebryn's pimp slap DISEMBOWELS a good wife!
A skeleton of Sebryn's pimp slap DISEMBOWELS a good wife!

(active) (642hp 919m 394mv) <13039gold field>

[* ] You parry a good wife's punch.
A skeleton of Sebryn's pimp slap MUTILATES a good wife!
A good wife is DEAD!!
A good wife's head is shattered, and her brains splash all over you.
You get 30 gold coins from the corpse of a good wife.