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I just got back from picking up some weapons, was setting my macros when:

<967hp 399m 394mv calm> remove blade|remove shield|remove knife|wield knife|wield shield
You stop wielding a Hallowed Blade.

<967hp 399m 394mv calm> You do not have that item.

<967hp 399m 394mv calm> You stop wielding a surgeon's knife.

<967hp 399m 394mv calm> You wield a surgeon's knife.
You feel quite confident with a surgeon's knife.

<967hp 399m 394mv calm> You wear an electric shield as a shield.

<967hp 399m 394mv calm>
Talon the berserker guild guardian yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Bendino!'
Talon the berserker guild guardian yells 'Alert! The guild is being attacked by Bendino!'

<967hp 399m 394mv evasive> look
Dented Room
You are in a large room inside the Berserker Guild. There are huge
bunkers on the wall. Surely they are after effects of raging berserkers
trying to slam into one another. The floor is dirty and covered with
mud tracks and small withered pieces of grass. A small puddle of dried
blood lies next to one of the walls of the room. Some spider webs cover
the ceiling and adjacent corners of the room. You can leave this room
to the east.

[Exits: east]
A weapon rack has been setup against the wall.
(Charmed) A caustic pit bull is here, snarling at nothing.
Maxlhorn the berserker guildmaster is here steamed in anger.

<967hp 399m 394mv evasive> remove knife|remove hal|remove shield|wield voulge
You stop wielding a surgeon's knife.

<967hp 399m 394mv evasive> You do not have that item.

<967hp 399m 394mv evasive> You stop using an electric shield as a shield.

<967hp 399m 394mv evasive> You wield a colossal forked voulge.
You feel quite confident with a colossal forked voulge.

<967hp 399m 394mv evasive> quaf purp
You quaff a purple potion.
You aren't blind.
You are surrounded by a white aura.
Relief, at least for a while.

<967hp 399m 394mv evasive> where
Players near you in Seringale:
Gundder Dented Room
Bendino Entrance of the Berserker Guild

<967hp 399m 394mv evasive> sc

/@============================================================-
| \\
| Gundder the Volcano of Infinite Smashing, Bouncer of Heralds, adept of Diocletian|
| Patron of the Tavern, 22 years old (108 hours). |
| |
| Race: Stone Hometown: Seringale Health: 967/967 |
| Sex: Male Alignment: Neutral Mana: 399/399 |
| Class: Berserker Ethos: Chaotic Move: 394/394 |
\\ -------------------------------------------/
| |
| Streng: 24 (24+0) Rating: Good Weight: 383/575 |
| Intell: 16 (16+0) Level: 50 Pracs: 2 |
| Wisdom: 16 (16+0) Exp tnl: 24300 Trains: 0 |
| Dexter: 14 (16-2) Quests: 49/56 Items: 28/29 |
| Consti: 22 (21+1) Gold: 738 Wimpy: 0 hp |
| Luck: Changing Hunger: [***--] Thirst: [*****] |
| |
| Condition: Worn out from your wounds |
------------------------------------------ \\
/ |
| Armor Vs Pierce: 40 Saving Throws |
| Hitroll: 23 Vs Bash: 36 Afflictive: 46 |
| Damroll: 40 Vs Slash: 41 Maledictive: 40 |
| Vs Magic: 39 Mental: 49 |
\\==========================================================-/
You are affected by the following:
Drug : purple potion fix: modifies constitution by 1 for 12 hours
Drug : purple potion withdrawal: modifies constitution by -1 for 72 hours
Spell: sanctuary : lasts for 1 hours
Skill: warcry : modifies save vs afflictive by 6 for 1 hours
: modifies hitroll by 6 for 1 hours
Set : Treant Thews : modifies health by 30 permanently
: modifies damroll by 4 permanently
: modifies strength by 4 permanently
: modifies constitution by 4 permanently

<967hp 399m 394mv evasive> l
Dented Room
You are in a large room inside the Berserker Guild. There are huge
bunkers on the wall. Surely they are after effects of raging berserkers
trying to slam into one another. The floor is dirty and covered with
mud tracks and small withered pieces of grass. A small puddle of dried
blood lies next to one of the walls of the room. Some spider webs cover
the ceiling and adjacent corners of the room. You can leave this room
to the east.

[Exits: east]
A weapon rack has been setup against the wall.
(Charmed) A caustic pit bull is here, snarling at nothing.
Maxlhorn the berserker guildmaster is here steamed in anger.

<967hp 399m 394mv evasive> eq
You are using:
(Glowing) a dragonblood firebrand's torch of wounding
a bronze ring
a Valourian signet ring
a Cloak of Dreamseeking
(Glowing) a white cape
a helm of dark oak
a living wood torso
some arm plates of dark oak
a pair of dark oak gauntlets
some dark oak leg plates
a pair of living wood boots
a chameleon poncho
(Humming) a dragonblood revolutionary girth
a living wood wrist guard
a living wood wrist guard
a colossal forked voulge
a deep red stone

<967hp 399m 394mv evasive> who
[ Human ] Stroud the Cavalier
[ Duerg ] Drepthla the Robber
[50 Stone Ber] Gundder Smashuum the Volcano of Infinite Smashing, Bouncer of Heralds
[ Stone ] (CONTRACTED) (OUTCAST) Bendino Slaiter the Volcano of Infinite Rage
[ Drow ] Trizz the Menkyo
[ Drow ] Prost the Holy Shaman
[ Illit ] Kesstirax the Creator of Illumination
Players found: 7
There are 7 characters on; the most on since startup was 19.

<967hp 399m 394mv evasive> where
Players near you in Seringale:
Gundder Dented Room
Bendino Entrance of the Berserker Guild

<967hp 399m 394mv evasive> where
Players near you in Seringale:
Gundder Dented Room
Bendino Entrance of the Berserker Guild

<967hp 399m 394mv evasive> where
Players near you in Seringale:
Gundder Dented Room
Bendino Entrance of the Berserker Guild

<967hp 399m 394mv evasive> where
Players near you in Seringale:
Gundder Dented Room
Bendino Entrance of the Berserker Guild

<967hp 399m 394mv evasive> where
Players near you in Seringale:
Gundder Dented Room
Bendino Entrance of the Berserker Guild

<967hp 399m 394mv evasive> ber
Your pulse races as you are consumed by rage!
You have become better at berserk!

<967hp 200m 197mv evasive> e
Berserker Guildhall

[Exits: north west]
Domar the trainee is here working on controlling his rage.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

<967hp 200m 196mv evasive> n
murder Bendino
Entrance of the Berserker Guild

[Exits: north south]
(OUTCAST) Bendino is here, fighting Talon the berserker guild guardian.
Talon the berserker guild guardian is here, fighting Bendino.
Warrgarbbl the caustic pit bull walks in.

<967hp 200m 195mv evasive> Bendino yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Gundder!'
Your stab MASSACRES Bendino!
Your stab DISMEMBERS Bendino!
Talon the berserker guild guardian's beating DISEMBOWELS Bendino!
Bendino's life drain *** DEMOLISHES *** Talon the berserker guild guardian!
You awkwardly parry Bendino's life drain with a loud clang.
Your stab DISMEMBERS Bendino!
Your stab DISMEMBERS Bendino!
Bendino is in awful condition.

<967hp 200m 195mv aggressive> body

Talon the berserker guild guardian's beating DISEMBOWELS Bendino!
Bendino's life drain MANGLES Talon the berserker guild guardian!
Your stab MASSACRES Bendino!
Bendino is in awful condition.

<967hp 200m 195mv aggressive> Your bodyslam misses Bendino.
You fall flat on your face!
Bendino's wild smash === OBLITERATES === Talon the berserker guild guardian!
Bendino is in awful condition.

<967hp 200m 195mv aggressive>
Bendino's life drain *** DEMOLISHES *** Talon the berserker guild guardian!
Bendino's life drain DISMEMBERS you!
Your stab MASSACRES Bendino!
Bendino is DEAD!!
You have fulfilled a contract. A bounty of 32087 gold has been added to Legion cabal's bank.
Bendino spills his guts all over the floor.

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Did I *really* happen to just catch him at the right time lagged and un-sanced, or did he just suicide all over me?

beia Gundder vs Bendino -

Very surprised Bendino has not deleted yet.

blarg Gundder vs Bendino -

Looks like he raged on the guardian. He might have been sanced before he attacked, but I doubt it based on his apparent hp loss prior to your attack.

Nadrin Gundder vs Bendino -

That has always been a point of contention for me. If I collect a Contract why the hell would I want the money to go to Legion? If I collect the contract I want the money for the contract!

Beljia Gundder vs Bendino -

Nadrin, to collect a contract you have to be an inside member. Works that way with the Mafia, they do not pay some random gunslinger who kills the target. Even someone who is protected gets no financial benefit from landing a hit. They will return what money is left to their coffers in that case.

And boy, can someone fix the log board? Quotation marks seem to be causing me problems when I try to post anything.

erlwith Gundder vs Bendino -

oooo thats what it was beljia. im like wtf. anyway contracts are for legion to collect, anyone else that collects is just helping out really.

So it is not only me. I thought it might be my aging laptop...