Here is a pinkish blob of flesh cut almost in half by a horizontal gash through its center which bristles with dozens of sharp yellow protrusions that could almost be mistaken for teeth. They jut from the face in haphazard directions, making it hard to tell how the creature eats, or whether it might be capable of speech. The vaguely egg-shaped body is supported by a pair of hoofed gray fur-covered legs that would look more at home on the back end of a small goat, provided it was a goat whose knees bend in the wrong direction. Its arms are too short and painfully skinny pink flesh stretched taught over sticklike bone, ending in small leathery three fingered hands that are tipped with curved black talons. Four transparent shimmering wings sprout from its back. These are long and rounded at the ends, insect-like in appearance. They seem far too thin and dainty to grant flight to such a tubby misshapen body. There are no nose or ears to be seen, although two puckered holes visible on opposite sides of the lumpy hairless mass might serve an auditory function. Above the unnaturally wide ragged mouth sit a pair of deep conical divots in the flesh, and at the back of them one can just make out the creatures tiny grey-blue eyes.