Lumubella making a monkey of Zanward again... literally. At least this made me laugh

The River Adelon

[Exits: east west]
(Charmed) A special guard stands here, red with anger.
(Translucent) Chul is here.
(White Aura) (INTRUDER) Lumubella is here.
A special guard floats in.

<779hp 748m 366mv ->[--------==][#####=====]{ } 12pm (noon) 419
no opponent no opponent *none*
murder $$

(UNPROTECTED) Lumubella yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Chul!'
Lumubella's thwack MASSACRES Chul!

<779hp 748m 366mv ->[--------==][#####=====]{ } 12pm (noon) 419
no opponent no opponent *none*
(UNPROTECTED) Lumubella yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Zanward!'
Lumubella's staff jolts under your elbow slash, but holds.
You perform the form, monkey scratches its head!
Your monkey bite injures Lumubella.
Lumubella awkwardly parries your tiger uppercut with a loud clang.
Your monkey jump kick grazes Lumubella.
Lumubella thrusts your dragon punch aside in a skillful parry.
You perform the form, monkey scratches its head!
Your monkey pounce hits Lumubella.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<779hp 748m 366mv Chul: 33%hp ->[--------==][######====]{** } 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*
clam

Lumubella narrows her eyes.
Lumubella's exorcism mauls Chul.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<779hp 748m 366mv Chul: 30%hp ->[--------==][######====]{** } 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*

Lumubella's wild thwack *** DEMOLISHES *** Chul!
Lumubella's staff wobbles and barely deflects your elbow slash.
Lumubella parries your palm strike.
Lumubella blocks your attack with her staff.
Lumubella awkwardly parries your jump kick with a loud clang.
Lumubella parries your tiger uppercut with an easy flourish.
Lumubella thrusts your whirlwind kick aside in a skillful parry.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<779hp 748m 366mv Chul: 16%hp ->[--------==][######====]{** } 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*

Chul has fled!
A special guard floats west.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<779hp 748m 366mv ->[--------==][######====]{** } 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*
You focus chii to perform 'monkey clamber'.
You jump onto Lumubella and wrap your legs tightly around her waist.
You dirty box Lumubella while she is close!
Your palm strike grazes Lumubella.
Lumubella thrusts your elbow slash aside in a skillful parry.
Lumubella thrusts your palm strike aside in a skillful parry.
Lumubella parries your lightning kick.
Your dragon punch misses Lumubella.
Lumubella parries your whirlwind kick.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<779hp 748m 366mv ->[--------==][========--]{** } 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*

You dirty box Lumubella while she is close!
Your groin strike injures Lumubella.
Lumubella's staff absorbs the impact of your elbow slash easily.
Lumubella thrusts your back fist aside in a skillful parry.
Lumubella thrusts your spin kick aside in a skillful parry.
Your tiger uppercut injures Lumubella.
Lumubella thrusts your lightning kick aside in a skillful parry.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<779hp 748m 366mv ->[--------==][----------]{** } 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*

A special guard floats in.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<779hp 748m 366mv ->[--------==][----------]{** } 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*

Lumubella has fled!
Lumubella flies east.
The River Adelon
~-~-~ | The river flows around the outskirts of the Gnome village, twisting
| | its way slightly southwards before heading back towards the north.
~-~ | There are a few lights moving about in the village and the quite
| | gibbering voices echo across the water. Debris and algae line
~-~-@-~-~| the banks of the river, but it is clear in the center, allowing
| | you easy passage to follow the current. Despite the haze in the
~ | water, you can see some fish swimming around.
|
|
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[Exits: east west]
(White Aura) (INTRUDER) Lumubella is here.
Lumubella carries you along with her.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<779hp 748m 366mv ->[--------==][----------]{** } 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*

You dodge Lumubella's thwack.
Lumubella's thwack devastates you!
Lumubella thrusts your elbow slash aside in a skillful parry.
Lumubella parries your palm strike.
Lumubella awkwardly parries your palm strike with a loud clang.
Lumubella awkwardly parries your lightning kick with a loud clang.
Your elbow slash misses Lumubella.
Lumubella awkwardly parries your roundhouse kick with a loud clang.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<748hp 748m 366mv ->[--------==][----------]{** } 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*

A special guard floats in.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<748hp 748m 366mv ->[--------==][----------]{** } 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*

(UNPROTECTED) Lumubella yells 'Help! I am being attacked by Chul!'
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<748hp 748m 366mv ->[--------==][----------]{** } 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*

Lumubella has fled!
Lumubella flies east.
The River Adelon
~-~ | The river's steady current pulls the debris upon it steadily
| | eastwards, heading towards an open sea. Inside its clear
~-~ ~| depths you see a myriad of colours swirling, reflected
| || from the riverbed. Large stones lie upon its bottom, smaller
~-~-@-~-~| pebbles bouncing over them and being dragged eastwards,
| too light to remain still for long.
|
|
|
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[Exits: north east west]
(White Aura) (INTRUDER) Lumubella is here.
Lumubella carries you along with her.
You dirty box Lumubella while she is close!
Lumubella parries your jab with an easy flourish.
Your tiger uppercut hits Lumubella.
Your dragon punch wounds Lumubella.
Lumubella parries your whirlwind kick.
Lumubella parries your jab.
Lumubella's staff jolts under your spin kick, but holds.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<748hp 748m 366mv ->[-------===][------ ]{** } 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*

Lumubella has fled!
Lumubella flies north.
A Quickening Stream
| The speed of the water here is such that the jumping fish
| need to jump a bit higher and swim a bit harder to stay
~-~ | ahead of the current. Debris floating downstream from
| | the nearby village is carried along at a quickening pace
~-@ ~| and any attempts at it catching among the foliage are
| || quickly dashed by the water's power. The stream flows
~-~-~-~-~| southward at an even faster rate, away its source somewhere
| to the northwest.
|
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[Exits: south west]
(White Aura) (INTRUDER) Lumubella is here.
Lumubella carries you along with her.
Rimath the trader auctions 'Place yer bids! a spiked collar is being auctioned for 15000 gold!'
You dodge Lumubella's thwack.
Lumubella parries your jab.
Lumubella parries your tiger uppercut.
Your monkey bite hits Lumubella.
Lumubella blocks your attack with her staff.
Lumubella parries your palm strike.
Lumubella's staff wobbles and barely deflects your jump kick.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<748hp 748m 366mv ->[-------===][------ ]{** } 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*
You focus chii to perform 'monkey clamber'.
You jump onto Lumubella and wrap your legs tightly around her waist.
You dirty box Lumubella while she is close!
Lumubella thrusts your back fist aside in a skillful parry.
Your dragon punch injures Lumubella.
Your monkey fist grazes Lumubella.
Lumubella awkwardly parries your knee thrust with a loud clang.
Lumubella parries your elbow slash.
Your monkey pounce grazes Lumubella.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<748hp 748m 366mv ->[------====][-- ]{** } 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*

You lose grip of your target.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<748hp 748m 366mv ->[------====][-- ]{** } 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*

Lumubella closes her eyes momentarily.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<748hp 748m 366mv ->[------====][-- ]{** } 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*

You nimbly dodge Lumubella's thwack with a practiced maneuver.
Lumubella blocks your attack with her staff.
Lumubella blocks your attack with her staff.
Lumubella blocks your attack with her staff.
You perform the form, monkey scratches its head!
Your monkey jump kick wounds Lumubella.
Lumubella's staff wobbles and barely deflects your dragon punch.
Lumubella parries your whirlwind kick.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<748hp 748m 366mv ->[------====][-- ]{***} 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*

Lumubella closes her eyes momentarily.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<748hp 748m 366mv ->[------====][-- ]{***} 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*

You stumble and barely manage to dodge Lumubella's thwack.
Your palm strike grazes Lumubella.
Your groin strike hits Lumubella.
Lumubella parries your elbow slash with an easy flourish.
Lumubella parries your whirlwind kick with an easy flourish.
Lumubella blocks your attack with her staff.
Your knee to the groin hits Lumubella.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<748hp 748m 366mv ->[------====][-- ]{***} 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*
leo
You no longer have the speed and agility of a monkey.
You crouch and stalk your prey with the stealthiness of the leopard.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<748hp 748m 366mv ->[ ---------][-- ]{***} 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*
kick

Lumubella narrows her eyes.
You feel a brief tingling sensation.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<748hp 748m 366mv ->[ ---------][-- ]{***} 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*

You evade Lumubella's attack and exploit the brief opening.
Your leopard paw to the kidney hits Lumubella.
Lumubella awkwardly parries your palm strike with a loud clang.
Your palm strike wounds Lumubella.
Lumubella parries your jump kick.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<748hp 748m 366mv ->[ ---------][-- ]{***} 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*
Your kick misses Lumubella.
Lumubella has quite a few wounds.

<748hp 748m 366mv ->[ ---------][-- ]{***} 12pm (noon) 419
two_handed shaft *Lumubella*

Lumubella has fled!
Lumubella flies south.