A short fat man stands before you. A thick mane of bushy red hair hangs down to his waist, entangled in his equally bushy and red beard. Beady little orange eyes glare out menacingly from either side of his bulbous, pock marked nose. Yellowed and mostly chipped and broken teeth show from behind lips that part into a perpetual frown. Thick stubby arms and legs protrude from his squat body, yet move with agility despite his clumsy appearance.